I don't care where you're at or who you're with, as soon as you read this tweet yell "BINK" as loud as you can. #SavagesOnly
Moments might be the biggest update @YouNow
has ever had 😳🔥
My cartoon of The Goof Master😈�@MikeSmallsJr
I love you guys more than you know...... thank you💙🔥
Hi. My name is Mike Smalls. 😀🖐🏽
LIKE if you have my notifications on and you're active! Checking for true supporters👀👀👀👀👀👀🔥🔥
Jesus is coming back tomorrow. I can feel it.
I will be in Nashville Tennessee, for a week long camp starting today! So my broadcasts will be a bit goofed up for this week �#MissionTrip
I HATE WHEN I MAKE A BUTTERY TWEET THEN ONCE I TWEET IT OUT I REALIZE IVE MADE 37 GRAMMAR AND SPELLING ERRORS SO I HAVE TO DELETE IT AND CRY
I walked into the girls bathroom
LIKE if this popped up on your phone. 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Just arrived at Vidcon! If you see me, don't be scared to say hi!!
Who's at the Hilton hotel?! Because I'm at the freaking Hyatt. 😳
So I'm on this plane and this 52 year old women just farted, and I'm pretty sure boo boo came out too 😳😳😳😳
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE DONT APPRECIATE MY TWEETS. I PUT SO MUCH TIME AND THOUGHT INTO THESE BAD BOYS AND ALL I GET BACK IS HATRED. 😡😡
BREAKING NEWS: Mike Smalls is your father
I think my dog is pregnant😳. I'm not the father tho.
If you're reading this tweet, that means it's probably past your bed time and you need to stop reading this and go to bed. 🙃
Who won the dance off between Mike Smalls and CorieAmazin (@WoahCorie
Starting now all you guys are my best friends. 🤓
is only 2 days away so you have to practice your crashing parties walk... 😂Y
My momma didn't make dinner
It's okay, everyone's a sinner
I look in the fridge, there's nothin
I squint my eyes then I see somethin
If you're ugly, it's okay. Join the club.
Like this cudder if you have my notifications on👀.
I'm currently packing for Vidcon. If you wanna come, I have room in my suitcase. Just make sure you use the bathroom b4 we board the plane.
If I died I want every single one of you at me funeral with get well cards and money inside.
My dad wanted me to tell you guys happy Father's Day! 👦🏽🎉🎉
I really hope no one favorites this tweet😳
HAPPPY SATURDAY!! 😂�IZ
Last one to favorite this tweet is a Qork.
Okay so I only need true SAVAGES in the guest que tonight. Thank you.
DARE or STARE will be 1 hour from now! (5:00PM EST). All new dares and all new contestants, get ready for a broadcast you won't forget. 🔥
The first thing I look at in a girl is her chin.
okay, if you have my number, facetime me right now. ANYBODY
Twitter needs to verify me because I'm The Goof Master.
All I'm trynna do is make some friends. mmmm.
Check out this musical: musical.ly/v/MzI1MTExMDgw…
(made by @ mikesmallsjr with @musicallyapp
LIKE if you're gonna watch me live on @YouNow
at 12:00pm EST! (25 minutes) 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔰
IM TIRED OF PEOPLE NOT TEXTING ME BACK. IM SERIOUSLY GONNA START KNOCKING PEOPLE OUT IF THIS CONTINUES.
SKEEEE DEEEEEEE 🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰🔰
If I ever come to your house, open the door and let me come in.
At my Michigan State orientation today! Won't be going live. (but if I do, it'll be in the dorms late tonight😏)
I may have made one of the worst decisions in my life.....
LIKE if you have my notifications on!!! Let's see who really supports the #GooferMovement