Just found this from last night. Some OAP dancing to Rita Ora. pic.twitter.com/ly21i72R8I
Light travels faster than sound. Perhaps that's why some people appear bright until they speak.
Catching up on BGT from last night, and remembering that I got an audition the other year. I could've won!
The new Wanted song about Rihanna is pretty much the worst thing that's ever happened to the world.
you're faker than Katie Prices tits
Can't stop listening to the voice message I got off Keith Lemon hahaha.
"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else." -Brad Pitt 'Fight Club' 1999
Had a very random night in a very random venue, and now I've ended up in Liverpool..
When one side of your life is good the other falls to shit, it's always been the way.
SO glad my phone is unblocked! I felt like I was in the 1800's without my iPhone.
Greatest news headline ever... pic.twitter.com/9no2tOiJho
I wish I was 12 years old forever
My laptops pissing me off, my phone is pissing me off and the French people are pissing me off. I'm going to bed.
If you never try, you'll never know just what you're worth.
Would of loved to be standing tonight, nevertheless, she was still absolutely amazing! pic.twitter.com/sVmCCwJIGl
Beyonce is the most perfect woman in the entire world
Laughter is the music of life.
So I smashed my phone, missed my train and ended up completely skint. But totally worth it for Beyonce!
Ricky gervais show is the ultimate sleep aid. Karl pilkington is fucking amazing
French people are so bloody noisy. SHUT THE HELL UP 😡🔫
IM SEEING BEYONCE TOMORROW DO YOU REALISE THIS YOU WANKERS WALALALALALALALALA
It's not that #Gemini
's are completely shy, it's that were holding back our awesomeness so we wouldn't intimidate you.
This is what you call a hangover cure. pic.twitter.com/Z68V4zcClv
And no one will listen to us until we listen to ourselves. - Marianne Williamson
Have a feeling that tonight is just going to be one of those random nights were I feel like I'm on some weird acid.
What's Forest Gumps password? 1forest1
Desperately need a nap, but I'm getting picked up in 2 hours and knowing me my alarm won't wake me up 😡
See the fantastic CELTIC CLAIRE this Sunday in the North Star Lounge pic.twitter.com/cYGQqkrccT
You think your life is hard? Just think, there’s a turtle out there that has been flipped on its back and can't get up. Fuck your problems
I hope Deirdre deleted my internet history.
Just been on FaceTime with my one and only puppy girl! pic.twitter.com/VnuTuxq2JV
people spelling my name with E instead of A at the end its ChristinA
The one free issue of the Rolling Stone I get has Bruno Mars on the cover. Someone out there doesn't like me.
Just realised that next week I'll be seeing Beyonce again 😬😍
We are unique, deviant, lovable sometimes generous, and thoughtful as a whole. We are #Gemini
We all tried to push down every color at once pic.twitter.com/y4kas4wQ8P
Here's the picture @HB_0x
! Isn't this the day when we moved the plant and changed the time on the clock? pic.twitter.com/ACJWP9kpb7
RT and win tickets to see @Beyonce
as Mrs Carter world tour in London on 30 April #BeyonceinHM bddy.me/185abaG pic.twitter.com/pszKo09Ied
I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you. youtu.be/JWdZEumNRmI
Tweet asking people to text a fake drug deal to their parents & post the response causes chaos. See the best replies ow.ly/ksBAw
It's the worst thing in the world when you order a dress and it won't fit over your boobs :-(.
What is you beez calling a Muslim who needing a drink?
Hold me closer tiny dancer.
Notice alot of people are from 'Lancashire' on their profiles. Yeaaaaah, that's one way of avoiding the awkward truth...
You cannot talk while inhaling through your nose. Retweet if you tried!