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Sometimes I wonder if you were possessed by an alcoholic ghost.
The best way to put me to sleep in a conversation is to start talking about science fiction shit.
I just remembered I have ice cream in the fucking freezer.
There's two things that absolutely no one should EVER do to me: NEVER wake me up. And absolutely NEVER EVER EVER TOUCH MY CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
Are u thinking what I'm thinking that I think that you're thinking I'm thinking b/c if u think that I think what I think I'm thinking we....
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There's no reflection when you look in the mirror. You're out for blood and you can smell the fear.
You're an angel with a haunted heart.
Life is too short for anything boring. 😹
Live as free men, but do not use your freedom as a cover-up for evil.
For if anyone thinks he is something when he is really nothing, he is only fooling himself.
From those who seemed to be something -- whatever they were, it makes no difference to me; God shows personal favoritism to NO MAN.
While people usually post the "normal"day to day on stuff on facebook, I'm sitting here laughing at my phone by the strange things I post.
SAW is my favorite horror movie series
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I'm waiting for my food in the oven. Hopefully I don't burn it again because I'm on Twitter.
I'm now going to watch "Exodus: Gods and Kings".
I'll be reading TLs for followbacks, and catching up to the groovy RTs tomorrow. Except you. You only RT sluts.
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Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.
Twitter's a whole different world to Facebook.
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"Hollywood...the most dangerous propaganda tool of the left in America." -@AndrewBreitbart
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I love being a bit scary.
Repent for your sins or you will be the laughing stock in hell. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
In case anyone is interested - my favorite emojis are: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ‘½πŸ˜ˆ But this particular emoji is my absolute favorite: πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
The next time you laugh about something and someone asks "what's so funny?" Just tell them the aliens in your head were telling you a joke.
Call me old fashioned but fuck you
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If Twitter has taught me anything it's how to properly identify functioning alcoholics
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I never promote anything, but these are the best custom designs for pets I have ever seen. If you love getting nice things for them, you should really check this out: #cats #dogs #pets #LasVegas #animals
If you love your pet, you should really check this out:
Copy cat. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
It is always hilarious when people quote me back with my own words without having a clue I am being facetious.
Just because some people have a problem with something don't project your shit on me.
I cleaned house, lol 😜 #poker #LasVegas #rockandroll
Can't stand progressive douche Seth Rogen or Illuminati whore Katy Perry but... #TheInterview still mocked Kim Jong Un & that was epic. Ha!
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"You ought to keep me concealed just like I was a weapon. I didn't come for a fight but I will fight till the end."
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β€œ@bigredmatt1011: @NytFury Agreed. Live and let live damages a society when the "let live" part is vile and corrupt. @_Dawnx_"
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If you are off your game and not playing with a clear head, you will lose. There is no room for mistakes.
Poker is a mind game.
People who think they are happy are just fooling themselves. Happiness is fleeting.
All of this superficial entertainment & technology is just trying to trick people into being happy.
Underneath this pessimistic exterior, I am really happy. And I'm fun at parties.
These tweets were brought to you by Dawn Dishsoap. Have a crappy day 😜
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Twitter does not want you to read any of my tweets.
They are all watching me. It's cool though, because I can put on a good show.
I am a misfit to society.
I don't fit into our society's prescribed categories.
It disgusts me how whores are role models to so many people. #idontwannaliveonthisplanetanymore