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Feel like my life is going by why too fast.
The height of my Friday nights is sitting with an old chick flick and killing myself with food.
why do some girls refuse to tell other girls where their clothes are from??? ur nae a fashion icon tell me where ur tops from u cunt
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Or anywhere really, just need to find someone who wants to do it too.
Really want to travel around America next summer.
Crazy how quick this year has gone past.
Can't believe my little boys crawling and now standing up at 7 months πŸ˜πŸ‘Ά
Can't believe I just spent Β£100 on stretchers that are too small πŸ˜‚
So tired, just want to stay in bed and sleep all day.
Can't believe my boys 5 months old today πŸ’•πŸ‘Ά
Going to look like a right fud.
Off out for the night and I forget to put my stretchers in, fuck πŸ˜‚
So jealous of people that can just close their eyes and fall straight to sleep.
So excited about getting to do HNC next year, life's getting right on track 😊
Can't wait to return back to college, actually miss learning.
Think I'm the slightest bit addicted πŸ˜‚
I have more than enough makeup to last me ages but yet I continue to buy more.
Spent Β£200 on makeup, woops πŸ™Š
Healthy hair here I comeπŸ‘
Can't believe I'm getting my hair chopped off tomorrow 😭
Now all the trouble beginsπŸ˜‚
Can't believe my 4 month old has now learned to roll over both ways 😁
i want abs and ass but i also really want a pizza and i have more money than motivation so ...
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I just want a dog to cuddle up to and keep me warm at night.
Going to steal Callums dog, honestly the cutest pup ever πŸΆπŸ’ž
Can't believe they've killed off Derek on Grey's Anatomy, heartbroken 😭
Want to go out tonight, weathers too nice to pass up on 🌞
People would be so much happier.
Wish you can erase the memories you don't want to have and only ever remember happy things 😊
Scared to fall asleep incase I don't hear the baby wake up I'm that tired 😴
The amount of friends I've started seeing again makes me feel so bad for not having the time before.
Getting out of a relationship really makes you realise how much you've changed.
Obviously never cared for them that much if you can move on so quick.
Find it funny seeing how fast some people move on after a long serious relationship.
Can't believe I need to get up so early πŸ˜”
Playgroup is going to kill me tomorrow.
Can't tell whether I'm just exhausted or ill 😷
My living room is slowly starting to look like a playgroup. So much toys for such a little person πŸ˜‚
I watch the shittiest tv shows ever but I just can't stop πŸ˜”
In serious need of ice cream and an emotional movie right now πŸ˜‚
Just want to move to a super friendly area where everybody knows everyone.
Determined to move to Edinburgh.
Why is life so confusing πŸ™
Had such a great today, love my friends 😊
Love my phone calls with Stephen at three in the morning πŸ’•πŸ“ž
Not felt like this in ages. It's always when I'm happiest with my life that something will happen and screw that happiness up.
Like how I am so stupid, I'm an idiot πŸ™
Emma better be in tomorrow because I need to cry and eat pizza with her until I feel better.
Some days I won't tweet for weeks and then I get nights where a rant away about everything.
I have a love, hate relationship with Twitter.

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