I'm holding on to my feeling of gratitude from yesterday. I'm also holding on to this laptop until this lady admits I grabbed it first.
It's Thanksgiving & Hanukkah! Two holidays about which I know nothing, other than what I've learnt from 'Friends'. Like most things in life.
In this week's work life @caitlinmoran
talks about the curse of Writer's Arse: ow.ly/re0Ho #Stylist200
Time for a new blog! I know it's an ever so controversial thing to do, but I've been judging books by their covers... bit.ly/1dov85T
These are amazing. The new City of Culture should get in on the act... "Hull, no longer dull", perhaps @guardian gu.com/p/3kh8b/tw
Every girl should read this. ift.tt/1fV19zN
Ooh, my article is up on @hellogiggles
! Not that I've been checking every half an hour or anything... bit.ly/1b7V0Bb
Can We All Stop Being So Mean? by From Our Readers on @hellogiggles dlvr.it/4M70YJ
Are you sure JK Rowling didn't invent that one? Either way, it's magic. RT @TheWriter
Awful person of the day: humgruffin. #WordOfTheDay
SO I wrote a blog about Lily Allen's new video. I was tired and angry.
This year I shall buy a Christmas jumper. It's time.
It's a year since I started my job & I've just come to the end of my first notepad. A sign? Or just a sign that I'm bad at making notes...
Just sampled one of these bad boys; what can only be described as a chewy beverage. Oddly delightful! #bubbleology pic.twitter.com/EAo7bDjauW
I interviewed my friend @mindykaling
for the revolution know as @RookieMag
. Rolling Stone has the "exclusive": m.rollingstone.com/movies/news/le…
An article I wrote is going to be published on @hellogiggles
. In my mind this means Zooey Deschanel is sort of semi-aware I exist. Job done.
Gravity, brill. I now want to experience space or at least do a sky dive. Then again, even a fraught commute tends to tip me over the edge.
Next time I say 'I fancy a hot chocolate' remind me that it'll be sickly, powdery milk & not the liquid heaven of my dreams. Instant regret.
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George, and then read my new blog: bit.ly/HxQNdv #lbloggers
Boys wearing their hair in buns... Is this really a thing now? Are we all just acting like this is cool?
I've just discovered @EmergencyPuppy
. The best thing to have ever happened on a Monday morning.
An odd collaboration choice by Swift. Out of all the soft-rock frontmen in the world, I'd have at least aimed for Chris Martin. #XFactor
Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Rain will fall, wind will blow, the weather's bad, the pressure's low.
Don't have a costume drama, here's a new blog for some gothic fashion inspiration: bit.ly/1csa2D4 #HappyHalloween #fbloggers
Photo: Doughnuts are bad for you. tmblr.co/Z1O1Vyz11Wan
Ooh it's nearly November. The temptation to partake in @NaNoWriMo
is great. The fear is greater!
My mum quite casually dropped in the phrase "chuffed as mint balls" recently. As you do. @BBCNewsMagazine bbc.in/19FQJ4D
Warning: stereotypical blogger behaviour. Five of my favourite 'things' this week: bit.ly/1aclDnT
The role of an editor is a bit like a midwife for a book says @panmacmillan
's Catherine Richards - lots of emotions and nerves involved
Para, para, para...graphs and sexy punctuation! I think I'm a bit in love with Mr. Burton #educatingyorkshire
On his way to Barking I'll bet.... Massive dog spotted on London Underground | metro.co.uk/2013/10/23/dro…
Looking for a fancy dress idea that requires minimal effort. So tempted to write 'book' on my forehead and go as Facebook. #Halloween #CBA
A superbly written piece by @rubytandoh
on the Bake Off backlash. A victory in itself, you might say: theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side! Read my blog on why we can't get enough of animal print fashion: bit.ly/187asX6 #fbloggers
Nice little article on untranslatable words, proving that we English are an inarticulate bunch after all: huff.to/1fevGGG @HuffPostUK
Ee by gum, Emmerdale's a bit good tonight isn't it? It's only ever on in the background, promise...
Buzzing about seeing Bastille in Brixton tonight. (And even more excitable words beginning with B).
Listen up, word nerds. This is the best thing we've read for at least 20 minutes via @guardian bit.ly/GZrKzS #language
This lecture on sexism in music by @charlottechurch
is great. Miley's parents should give it a read. bit.ly/H1gS3x
I'm leaving traces of fluff from my jumper absolutely everywhere today. It's even getting in my eyeballs.
A new blog post to kick off the week: bit.ly/1cN53vZ
Secretly being really rather happy about lashings of rain on a Sunday
I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby, snap out of it.
Trying to eat less sugar & a beast of a sweet jar appears at work. Not just any sweets, retro sweets. Fruit Salads! I'm too weak for this...
Paul blatantly fancies Ruby - who's with us?! #GBBO
I reckon New Jersey is to New York what Essex is to London. In both relative proximity and stereotypical damnation. Random thought of mine.
I've just written a blog about fringes. Might do some sudoku or read the Economist now, just for balance. #fbloggers bit.ly/198tlwZ
This weather ain't 'alf playin 'avoc with my wardrobe. A very British problem, articulated beautifully by Matt Horne: fw.to/QaBxJlS
So there's this dog named Yoghurt... and looking at his face will make your day better. instagram.com/yogurt_thepira…
. You're welcome.
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? Happy #NationalPoetryDay