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Alan Garner
Last time I'm letting them watch the Lion King...
I let my young cousin onto my phone...
When you realize how ugly you are
When you realize summer is over.
Walking home drunk with your friends
When your friends say they're staying in tonight
The good ol Netflix N Chill
When you figure out who the killer is before the episode ends.
Me whenever I see chicken nuggets
Girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
When autocorrect randomly capitalizes words/names..
When your parents say "because I say so"

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