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My final thought before making most decisions
Exactly how everyone feels when this happens
I always choose the register with the sexiest cashier
Waiting for someone who is interested in me
he's like a cute little ball of fat
This is what true temptation looks like
Massive rocks glide across the California desert. Scientists now know why.
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When your mom calls you down for dinner and it's not even ready
When you home alone taking a shower and you hear a noise
"Excuse me, teacher, you forgot to collect last night's homewo-"
When your mom forgets to ask for her change back
When you’re drunk at a party and see your friend
When your best friend is doing a presentation in class
when bae is talking to u and u realize how cute they are
When you're dressed & ready to go out but yo bitchass friends won't answer their phones
Me when someone won't stop talking & I'm annoyed
Most accurate life advice I've ever seen