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Alan Garner
prayer comedy 995,278 followers
dear summer please go slow, thx homie
i'm eating just in case i get hungry later
trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds
short horror story: old pictures of me
When your shuffle plays all your favorites in a row pic.twitter.com/LJfNAOghiQ
3 types of friends: • friends • good friends • friends whose house you can comfortably shit at and get yourself some water
What if Empty Coke Bottles Were Never Thrown Away youtu.be/dT4BuW8hzXI
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I text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later there is no in between
I cried when Chuckie had no mom to dance with pic.twitter.com/MOyxtRO72m
I wish I could enjoy life as much as this turtle pic.twitter.com/b8WY0kP7Qs
When your friends do something without you pic.twitter.com/UYzOgpS1tD
That moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh so everyone thinks you're lying.
How it feels when your putting gas in your car pic.twitter.com/ABicSPzekD
They need to make bigger Capri Suns. I'm not 7 years old anymore.
I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it's not weird at all.
get her pizza not pregnant
When you see your best friend crying pic.twitter.com/LRn0cY4AoE