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Alan Garner
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Giant rocks move on their own in the deserts of California. The reason why is mind-blowing.
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When someone won’t shut up, and you’re just like, shhhh
Society: Be yourself Society: No not like that.
Picture of Clifford when he was going through his goth phase
When you're up next to read and your page has a curse word on it
The Worst Spray Tans of All Time
These Are Real Photos of the Incredible Universe Around Us
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These 3D tattoos will blow your mind with how real and life-like they are
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*showering* *not hot enough* *turn shower knob 1/16th of an inch* Satan himself pours out of ur shower head and licks your back seductively
Worst Sports Uniform Fails Ever
Can you have sex in space? Scientists have researched how zero-gravity impacts male and female anatomy.
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Even if you're not afraid of heights, these images will still scare you
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And This Is Why White People Shouldn't Have Dreadlocks
These People Know How To Quit A Job
When your mom forces you to go grocery shopping
26 Fake Viral Photos That Totally Fooled People
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When the person in front of you is walking really slow
That moment when your phone doesn’t have signal, and you’re like
When your whole outfit on point and the squad cancels on you
Most friend zoned person of all time
I have 3 moods: - Skips every song on my iPod. - Lets the music play without interruption. - Plays the same song on repeat for days.
When you refresh your timeline and nobody is tweeting
Behind every girls selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical photos that just didn't cut it.
The waiter always comes by to ask how the food is when I look like this
Steve Irwin and Harriet the tortoise who died in 2006 at the age of 176. Harriet was a pet of Charles Darwin in 1835.
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I really thought that was her ponytail lmao
Can we just take a moment and appreciate that Halloween is on a Friday this year?
When the bus driver slams on the breaks
i hate when netflix stop & asks if im still watchin like yes u think i got up & started doin somethin with my life bitch put my show back on
What The World's Worst Potato Chip Flavors Taste Like
Cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°
i wish there were mini whales like 6 inch whales that u could put in a tank & own as pets like hey look at my pet whale that'd be great
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm but the distance between the bed and the shower that is not warm
I like a song. I download it. I listen to it a million times and then I hate it.
Me: “Wow I need to do homework.” *eats dinner* *goes on twitter* *checks facebook* *knits a sweater* *does origami* Me: ”Oh it’s 3am."
That moment when you wake up from a nap and have no idea if it’s morning or night
Terrifying Things You'll See Babysitting Toddlers
Shoutout to the girls who text first. Love you mom.
The Worst Spray Tans of All Time