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Alan Garner
prayer comedy 995,278 followers
dear summer please go slow, thx homie
i'm eating just in case i get hungry later
trust is sending an ugly snapchat for ten seconds
short horror story: old pictures of me
When your shuffle plays all your favorites in a row
3 types of friends: • friends • good friends • friends whose house you can comfortably shit at and get yourself some water
What if Empty Coke Bottles Were Never Thrown Away
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I text back embarrassingly fast or three hours later there is no in between
I cried when Chuckie had no mom to dance with
I wish I could enjoy life as much as this turtle
When your friends do something without you
That moment when you're actually telling the truth but you laugh so everyone thinks you're lying.
How it feels when your putting gas in your car
They need to make bigger Capri Suns. I'm not 7 years old anymore.
I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it's not weird at all.
get her pizza not pregnant
When you see your best friend crying