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Alan Garner
prayercomedy 996,435 followers
Can You Spot These Camouflaged Creatures? allday.com/g/nd #10 is bizarre!
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When everyone is discussing answers after the test and you put nothing similar pic.twitter.com/p57rVBIQ1c
why the fuck does school even exist like what if i wanted to be a mermaid
do u ever just get really excited when you can rap an entire verse word for word
That moment when you lose your stingray, but then find it again pic.twitter.com/c63lNy1aaU
I wanna be in shape but I also want to have pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner, you feel me?
50 shades of can't stop eating
When your friend pays for your food pic.twitter.com/lqZ931ZeXK
Cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°
When you send an ugly Snapchat to the wrong person pic.twitter.com/2E110nzqF8
Has this girl slept with Tiger Woods and Jay-Z? pic.twitter.com/2VgycJISBW
HS Teachers: "There's still a minute left of class, sit down!" College Teachers: "We still have 20 mins left but I'm done teaching so bye"
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Massive rocks glide across the California desert. Scientists now know why. allday.com/g/sci pic.twitter.com/mgt95scU7G
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The 10 most expensive hamburgers in the world Get in my belly matterdome.com/g/ham
Massive rocks glide across the California desert. Scientists now know why. allday.com/g/sci pic.twitter.com/dBm4SvMmpP
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Plot twist: a butterfly gets a tattoo of a slut on her back
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Massive rocks glide across the California desert. Scientists now know why. allday.com/g/sci pic.twitter.com/rFuLB8h6w4
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The 20 Most Horrifying Abandoned Places In The World matterdome.com/g/qh
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26 Fake Viral Photos That Totally Fooled People bit.ly/fakevirals
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2015 is only 4 months away. Just let that sink in. pic.twitter.com/Hmj1VXlNpg
Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.
11 Amazing Images Of Our Planet Taken From Space bit.ly/gorgspace
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A Robotic Urinal and Other Weird Toilets From Around The World allday.com/g/bk
The 50 most important Life Hacks. These are impressive! matterdome.com/g/bx
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When you lose your phone in the couch and can’t find it pic.twitter.com/M92zg0t4aw
Photo Evidence That Keanu Reeves Is Immortal bit.ly/imkeanu
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Well I guess I get the whole bottle pic.twitter.com/e4VhTBmHsA
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment
The best friendships are built on sarcasm and inappropriateness.
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The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you.
Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human and you're like "yep, I like this one". Then you just do stuff with them.
I'm a huge fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, three hundred million dollars.
"I need to talk to you" is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life.
Life tip: when nothing goes right go to sleep
Studies show it's impossible not to yawn while reading this story about yawning bit.ly/holdyawn
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17 Photoshopped Images That Will Make Your Mind Melt bit.ly/mindmelts
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