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When your mom calls you down for dinner and it's not even ready
When you home alone taking a shower and you hear a noise
"Excuse me, teacher, you forgot to collect last night's homewo-"
When your mom forgets to ask for her change back
When you’re drunk at a party and see your friend
When your best friend is doing a presentation in class
when bae is talking to u and u realize how cute they are
When you're dressed & ready to go out but yo bitchass friends won't answer their phones
Me when someone won't stop talking & I'm annoyed
Most accurate life advice I've ever seen
When you forget your earphones are plugged in and you walk away from your laptop
When you just finished your favorite tv series
When you turn the car on and the radio still loud from the last time you drove it
When someone you hate tries to make a joke
When someone tells me I eat too much
When you're home alone and finally get to be yourself
When the teacher thinks you're weren't listening, and you get the question right
This happens far too often. Failing at life.