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Wojtek Wala
I HEARD HAVING YOUR KNEE DRAINED HURTS REALLY BAD. IS THAT TRUE? I'VE BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK MULTIPLE TIMES THOUGH, SO I'LL MANAGE.
JUST A LITTLE WATER IN THE KNEE. IT'S A SIGN THAT I'M WELL HYDRATED. pic.twitter.com/rPX4WrGHSY
TWITTER IS MY PUNCHING BAG.
DO YOU SHOWER BEFORE YOU GO TO BED OR DO YOU SLEEP DIRTY? #TRYINGTOCATCHMESLEEPINGDIRTY
IT'S SO HUMID TONIGHT IN #CHICAGO, I FEEL LIKE I'M SITTING INSIDE OF A WARM HOLE. WHAT IS THIS WARM HOLE YOU ASK? WELL... A HOLE THATS WARM.
I CHALLENGE THE #ALSICEBUCKETCHALLENGE TO CHALLENGE THE PEOPLE OF #FERGUSON.
RIOTING DOES NOTHING BUT DESTROYS YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD AND BRINGS GREAT JOY AND LAUGHTER TO YOUR LEADERS. STUPID PEOPLE. #FERGUSON
CURRENT STATUS OF AMERICA: ONE HALF IS HELL BENT ON RACE, THE OTHER HALF IS DUMPING BUCKETS OF WATER ON THEIR HEADS LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.
'Ohio morgue attendant admits to having sex with corpses theweek.com/speedreads/ind…...' "I would do crack and go in and drink and go in." - WTF?
[@youwishmusic: Happy #Monday everyone! 😊pic.twitter.com/YDNlF6DZ3rr] ONLY LOSERS AND PEOPLE WHO SUCK AT LIFE DESPISE MONDAYS.
THOSE DUI COMMERCIALS WHERE THE COPS ARE BLENDING IN WITH WALLS... THAT'S SOME REAL SHIT. PUSSIES WITH AUTHORITY WHO CREEP.
YOU DON'T WEAR THE SAME UNDERWEAR EVERY DAY, WHY WOULD YOU WEAR THE SAME SHOES? NEW DAY, NEW START, NEW LOOK, NEW LIFE.
I OWN 30 PAIRS OF SHOES. 1 FOR EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH TO WALK ALL OVER PEOPLE.
DONE BE A RACE BAITER. THE ILLUMINATI SEES ALL. #FERGUSON
EVERYONE IS CHALLENGING EVERYONE TO DUMP SHIT ON THEIR HEAD FOR CHARITY. HOW ABOUT WE GO FUCK OURSELVES FOR CHARITY?
YOU CAN'T AIM FOR FAME. $$$
OOPS I'M GRILLING AGAIN.
#MONEY IN THE BANK.
[@MrWala I choose you and @DJBrianS and @KiddWrek to do the #ALSIceBucketChallenge in the studio.] SON OF A.... WHAT ABOUT @youwishmusic?
NO I WILL NOT BE DOING THE #ALSIceBucketChallenge. I'M NOT A SHEEP WHO JUMPS IN ON TRENDS.
MY SYNOPSIS OF TONIGHT'S USA V. BRAZIL GAME... D. ROSE LOOKS GOOD, OF COURSE, AND EVEN IN A FRIENDLY MATCH TOM THIBODEAU IS A MANIAC.