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Wojtek Wala
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING, YOU'LL ENJOY YOUR DAYS MORE. pic.twitter.com/nBzuSs7sNU
I'M WELL. HOW ARE YOU?
IN A MEETING... WITH SIR SMOKEALOT.
[@tomorrowland LIVE STREAM @ THE OFFICE.
TINDER? SERIOUSLY? IS IT THAT DIFFICULT TO MEET A PERSON IN REAL LIFE AND FUCK THEM? LET'S BE REAL HERE.
SEEK TRUTH. ASK QUESTIONS. SPECULATE.
YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE? #MH370 #MH17 #MALAYSIA
#MH370 = #MH17 ... YOU SEE HOW THEY DID THAT?...
I THINK WORLD WAR III JUST STARTED...
I SAY FUCK A LOT. IN OTHER WORDS, I FUCK A LOT.
YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING THROUGH YOUR CONTACTS AND YOU SEE ONLY A FIRST NAME AND YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHO THE FUCK IT IS.
ANOTHER PLANE MISSING? SHIT...
THESE DAYS, KIDS ARE TAUGHT TO BE WEAK, LAZY, SMART ASSES.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO KIDS PLAYING ON THE BLOCK AT NIGHT? FOOTBALL ON THE STREET. YELLING "CAR!" TO CALL A TIMEOUT....
SKYLAR DIGGINS = FLAPJACKS. #ESPYS
I THINK I'M GOING TO BUY COKE BOTTLES WITH NAMES OF THE GIRLS I BANGED AND TAKE SELFIES OF MY EXPRESSION WHILE I HOLD THEM. SOUNDS FUN.
FUCK KELLY. #SHAREACOKE
IT'S OK KIDS, GAMBLING IS NOT BAD. UNLESS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING.
STRAIGHT UP. THERE'S REALLY NOTHING TO WAGER ON UNTIL THE @nfl SEASON STARTS.