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This will forever be my favorite Simpsons line. pic.twitter.com/ENYxJFqRWj
Vinyl collection is getting bigger.
1 week til holiday. :D
love is blindness.
I have to get the great gatsby soundtrack vinyl.
Snapchat me : Wobblett
Bruce Willis is at McDonalds & the cashier gasps when she sees him. "i know what ur thinking" says Bruce, "what if spiders had mustaches"
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Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, "IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE" he fumes
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This time in 4 weeks, the #DL2013 campsite will be open
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what've you brought for show & tell jimmy? "i broughted satan!" *opens portal to hell* JIMMY!?! *the children clap & cheer as satan emerges*
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forget shit and move on.
The Great Gatsby has a great soundtrack. youtu.be/ZWir6wUkPtw
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!
I'm in a group video chat with 4 others - Click to watch or join: tinychat.com/darkw00ds
I'm in a group video chat with 3 others - Click to watch or join: tinychat.com/darkw00ds
Top Five Rappers: 1. Eminem 2. Slim Shady 3. Marshall Mathers 4. B Rabbit 5. The white guy from D-12.
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"Tonight on Eye On Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccuping for 45 years!" "*hic* kill me! *hic* kill me!" pic.twitter.com/1gjcLh4r4a
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Now all I see is Tyrion, Jaime and Cersei Lannister crashing some small town. They're also a lot happier than usual. bit.ly/13vbIVx
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"There's a man here who says he can help you!" "Batman?" "No he's a scientist!" "Batman's a scientist?!" pic.twitter.com/D5cohAqrjg
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"Professor, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each others skulls and feast on the goo inside?" pic.twitter.com/v9voNxTytq
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sir patrick stewart and his candyfloss moustache. pic.twitter.com/djKU25wFJ2
Also, why does that first guy who sees Superman say "It's a bird!" Who yells when they spot a bird?
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Best drink. #reggae #Caribbean #leviroots
add me on snapchat. #snapchat #bored #photos
TLI x BETWEEN 2 FERNS NEW "SPRING BREAK ANTHEM" MUSIC VIDEO!!! bit.ly/Yup3LP #WACKWEDNESDAYS
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Bruce Willis is at the zoo when he sees a zookeeper working in an enclosure. "A WILD PEOPLE!" he yells excitedly, "A PEOPLE JUST LIKE ME!"
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Bruce Willis is playing paintball. everyone's watching to see how badass he is but he holds the gun backwards & shoots himself in the face
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Bruce Willis frantically dials 911. "WHY IS SIMPSONS HAVE YELLOW SKIN" he yells, almost in tears
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21 and over was a pretty good film.
No faith in brooklyn.
Hi, can I talk to Teresa? Oh, this is her mom? Oh, you Mother Teresa? Aw, I like that.
Tryna live life on an everyday scheme.
Every night, I'm looking at you with my game face.
I wanna stay until we pass out together because it don't get much better. I'm closer than I've ever been.
Ninja turtles giving some relationship advice. pic.twitter.com/5tfIlQaf5M
chilling in the sun. #chill #sun #summer #vest
Happy Cinco de Mayo! I hope everyone's day consists of daiquiris and nudie magazines.
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