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I was all OMG NATE SILVER IS TALKING TO ME but then… RT“@fivethirtyeight: WLWLWLWLWLWLW”
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Sofia, trying to arrange a Tabletop-style victory wall after beating me at a board game: "You be @wilw, and I'll be me!" cc: @GeekandSundry
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I really wish this had finished just a bit sweeter, because I... (Wheaton's Wheaten Synchronicity Saison) untp.it/1bTNyVF
I know lots of you are having trouble signing into my blog to comment. There are LOTS of false positives in the blacklist. I’m working on it
My review of Star Trek Into Darkness is.gd/8UFzix
Just saw Star Trek into Darkness. I think it's my favorite Star Trek movie I've ever seen.
And thus ends the current installment of Wil Wheaton Is Easily Amused. Now, the penguin on top of your television set will explode.
Clearly the only way to settle this is in Thunderdome. “WHO RUN BIEBERTOWN?!”
“I’m Mrs. Bieber, and so is my wife!” -Monty Python’s The Life of Bieber
I’m beginning to think that at least one of these Mrs. Justin Biebers isn’t the real Mrs. Justin Bieber.
Treat others the way you want to be treated. If you want to be treated w/hatred & anger, find others like you & leave everyone else alone.
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The donkey with a necktie trying to get Homer Simpson to kick over the cake.
1) I am smart 2) I appreciate X 3) Other people don't really appreciate X THEREFORE (90% of internet communication)
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If your last name is Guv and you don't name your first-born Freshen Yordrink I don't know what you're doing with your life.
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Guys, I tired to stuff things into that wormhole, but they just kept coming back through the other one. This isn’t my first rodeo.
@wilw Your office wasn't dirty, you merely had excessive stepping stones to avoid the lava.
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Another view looking toward my desk, using the pretty nifty panoramic thingy on my phone. pic.twitter.com/JAlXaaSfQs
It feels like I have both made great progress cleaning my office, and no progress at all. pic.twitter.com/MuSoePmsKB
Shoes With Bricks, 2013. Camera phone. From the collection "Waiting for my family who are late so I can eat dinner." pic.twitter.com/RAM4fE0cq7
I … I think I have more home brewing stuff in my office than board game stuff than actual work things. #NerdWorldProblems
I’m not getting rid of these games, you guys. What kind of monster do you think I am?!
I’ve mostly organized the boxes and thrown out tons of stuff. The giant tower of board games is a little scary, though. #TabletopProblems
*ghostly laughter*
These may be the two coolest things I've brought home from cons this year so far. pic.twitter.com/XSLVaLNjLk
Guys, Sheldon can’t clean and organize my office because he isn’t real … and neither is Wil Wheaton! *smoke bomb*
Err, *whiskey. Sorry, whisky nerds.
FAQ answer: that barrel is a used corn whisky barrel. It’s aging my Old Guardian Barley Wine homebrew.
@wilw my 4 year old saw a commercial that said diamond is forever. He looked at me and said "Not in Mine Craft it's not". #GoodParenting
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I have now publicly shamed myself into cleaning up my office. Good idea, Wheaton!
This is what my office looks like after three months of #Tabletop production and convention travel. pic.twitter.com/Ov1ycWxQwo
Very honored to be listed as an individual signatory at optin.stopwatching.us
Operation Clean Up My Office not going well. Operation How Do I Deal With All This Shit Everywhere I Have No Idea Where To Start is, though.
Thank you, Cory Doctorow. is.gd/TeqIqK
I feel strange, but also good! — Drinking a Pompey The Great by @DevilsGateBrewuntp.it/17RRJnH
Someone who can draw should make Torgo or someone as The Vitruvian Manos: The Hands of Fate.
I wanted to become a watchmaker but I just couldn't make time.
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I made this! — Drinking a Wheaton's Wheaten Synchronicity Saison by @DevilsGateBrewuntp.it/125xBFZ
LAX TSA officer shames my 15-year-old daughter about her clothes - Boing Boing boingboing.net/2013/06/16/lax… via @BoingBoing
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@paulandstorm @joshacagan @loganbonner @oceanbound We are Paul and storm We are mad at guys named George Arr arr arr arr arr
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So far, my #homebrew is coming along nicely. Looks like I’ll have exactly 5 gallons to ferment.
Papazian's Paradox: a watched kettle never boils, but an unwatched kettle will always boil over. #homebrew
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My son is in my house for less than ten minutes. I turn my back for thirty seconds, and he’s on my Twitter.
GODDAMMIT RYAN.
Man, @sirwheaton looks good. I mean really good. Hey, everyone, come see how good he looks!
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My brew dog is working real hard today. pic.twitter.com/972Zb9pikD