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Wil Wheaton
They’re making a Tetris movie. I find that a little … puzzling.
Not having any fun at all with @ashly_burch, while we work on There Came An Echo. Nope. Not having any fun at all. pic.twitter.com/7W5D3cKDG6
Look to your left. Now look to your right. One of those people will die. The other is a vampire.
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Still holding at #2 on the iTunes alternative chart... think we can get it to #1? #HesitantAlien
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AHAHAHAHA RT @JohnRossBowie: Hilarious stock-photo fail from the folks at #IAmARepublican : thedailybanter.com/2014/09/republ…
Today, I'm recording more stuff for There Came An Echo, with @ashly_burch, @SoCassandra, and @LauraBaileyVO. I'm so excited for this game!
Liam Neeson's daughter from TAKEN is now a world-class assassin. They thought they could kidnap her father. They were...MISS TAKEN.
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I'm not wearing eyeliner, people. I'm just naturally beautiful, with magnificent lashes. #blessed
@wilw I recently did this to my office's Salt 'n' Pepa! P-p-p-push it good! pic.twitter.com/aqwY1Qj5WP
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BLOG: There Came An Echo is.gd/JurJAe
Star Trek: The Lost Generation #MillennialTVShows
Still Living With My Parents, M.D. #MillenialTVShows @midnight
They're MINERALS, Marie. Jesus Christ!
I just saw a spider in the bathroom so I guess I’m peeing in the yard with the dogs from now on.
I need ten billion dollars, a crack team of field operatives & serious black budget tech. We’re gonna stop the Tetris movie from happening.
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You can find your Porn Name by: 1) coming up with a clever porn name.
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I made: Grilled filet, grilled artichoke, spinach salad, and a Manhattan. #hashtag #dinnerinstagram.com/p/tmDC_aOqUJ/
When you put a little bit of salt and pepper on your steak before you grill it, and Push It decides to play on a loop in your head.
Lots of of compliments on my @EspionageMakeup nail wraps from my fellow fancy voice actor nerds. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
This is fantastic. RT @ahninjas: @wilw Look what I found in the wasteland pic.twitter.com/UJIn29plvh
Oh, hey, it turns out that today is September 30, not October 1 like I thought.
You are more likely to be killed by Batman, The Ride than the Ebola virus via @TheAtlantic theatlantic.com/health/archive…
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In other news, I am having all the fun recording There Came An Echo for @IridiumStudios. I'm working with an awesome bunch of actors.
This i... (Guardian's Slumber (2013 Stone Old Guardian Barley Wine aged in Bourbon Barrels)) untpd.it/s/c118517263 #photo
I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew (Level 8)' badge on @untappd! untpd.it/s/b26034672
Obligatory cute #cat picture, with the #kelvin #filter which my friend Abby tells me is the most… instagram.com/p/tjl-PguqS3/
Because it’s a FAQ for some reason: my dinner was a sesame-crusted seared ahi tuna on soba noodles with a soy broth. It was magnificent.
And now, an obnoxious picture of my dinner. I think I'm getting the hang of this. instagram.com/p/tjaknwuqU8/
Okay, as I continue to attempt Instagram, here's a #selfie with an obnoxious #filter. instagram.com/p/tjUNeNuqaW/
MT @mikeyface: @krisstraub pretty much just destroyed Ello. Well played, friend. Take a bow. ello.co/krisstraub
Time to derp from the moment I posted that John Cleese video: < 1 minute.
What I should have said: No thanks, I don’t like ketchup. What I said: Ketchup comes from the Devil’s cock. Sorry, In-n-Out cashier.
Based on your responses, @TheOnion should probably do an infographic on the way people park their cars.
Every time someone backs into a parking space, Jesus kills a puppy.
12yo: Can we go to a haunted house this year? Me: What's wrong with the one we live in? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Goodnight, son.
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Apparently, the World Series of Incompetent Driving is being played in the valley today.
MEMO TO: Secret Service ALL-STAFF  RE: Areas of Renewed Focus ❑ Stop knife-weilding maniacs from running wild around the White House
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I do feel sorry for Red Pill Redditors/MRAs. It must be difficult going through one's days as a "failing as a human being" bingo card.
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