This is really exciting to me: Dancing Barefoot is one of the top sellers at Bandcamp today! pic.twitter.com/h1jhGez7gF
UPS or FedEx Truck : Adult Me :: Ice Cream Man : Kid Me
ICYMI: 10 years after I published the book, Dancing Barefoot gets an audio version: is.gd/IaGxav
The bossy tree made people do things by poplar demand.
Me: I’m starting to get cranky. Twitter: Starting? Me: You guys all just get me. Now go to your rooms.
I have entered the Nonstop Dry Hacking Non-Productive Cough phase of whatever this bullshit infection is, and I’m starting to feel cranky.
When you cough so hard, you shoot a lozenge out of your mouth and it sticks to the wall and you’re all “I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.”
"MOM, I FOUND A TARDIS." Me: It's too small. Her: (slightly exasperated) It's bigger on the inside. pic.twitter.com/obBh8JrKHy
When you blow your nose and snot shoots out your eye so you feel sort of like a superhero with eye-based weapons but also kind of gross.
I think I may be over the worst of this crappy cold/infection/snot-factory-from-hell-with-bonus-coughing-and-sore-throat thing.
Dear Browser and Web Devs: backspace inside a form means GO BACK A SPACE not GO BACK A PAGE. It’s 2013, people. Love you, mean it. -Wil
Made this last night, @wilw @nerdist
THE WREATH OF KHAAAAN. pic.twitter.com/hcREGlWzQY
… and the best pajamas, EVER. RT @AnneWheaton
: A boy and his dog. pic.twitter.com/Wvllqm8rIQ
When I am King of the world, the @LAKings
will wear the purple and gold for every game.
Looks like I successfully updated my GNEX to @CyanogenMod
10.2.0 without incident. Thanks for all your work, CM team!
Trade your immortal soul for a lifetime supply of unlimited cheddar biscuits at LOBSTERFAUST.
Hey, Paul, let’s get rid of Clarence and steal all his great ideas.
BLOG: Ten Years After I Published the Book, Dancing Barefoot Finally Gets an Audio Version is.gd/IaGxav
I will fucking cut you, spellcheck. pic.twitter.com/aKBMet80uV
BLOG: Not everyone is going to like the thing you made, and that’s okay. is.gd/6MRcaL
Operation: Test The Smoke Detector In The Front Room was a success. Thanks, unexpected fireplace downdraft!
Twitter tells me that a lot of you are enjoying #w00tstout
today. I’m so glad you like it!
When you get in trouble for chasing a cat, do the sad look, and the humans will feel bad. It works every time. -Seamus’ Guide to Being a Dog
Day four of Forget About Getting Restful Sleep Because Of Postnasal Drip And My Throat Feels Like A Skinned Knee has begun.
Oh, Internet. Don’t you ever change. is.gd/TXyLvm
85% of Canadians don't want to wear their sister's old skates, dad
If you read @joe_hill
’s NOS4A2, run to your local comic shop and pick up a copy of his new book, WRAITH. It’s everything you want it to be.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you people? RT @SpaghettiOs
: Take a moment to remember #PearlHarbor
with us. pic.twitter.com/U52nS5oq9Y
Love that the Michael Bolton Honda commercial says “do not attempt.” DO NOT ATTEMPT WHAT? BEING MICHAEL BOLTON? OKAY HONDA THANK YOU.
Hot water, 2 tablespoons of honey, 2 tablespoons of lemon juice, a dash of cayenne pepper, and one shot of rye. #DoctorWhisky
Paging Doctor Whisky. Doctor Whisky, please report to my belly immediately.
so reddit. much laugh. wow. pic.twitter.com/6LZhQvlXDS
Seroiously, fuck Go Daddy. You’d be better off registering domains out of the back of a van in some parking lot.
It’s not like I needed another reason to despise Go Daddy, but my God this is ridiculous.
Oh hey, weren't you on that cover in other areas? pic.twitter.com/mgOAhY9Ey7
Jesus Christ Go Daddy is the worst registrar on the planet. Trying to help a friend get their domain transferred away is a fucking nightmare
I keep seeing my friends on magazine covers. pic.twitter.com/vqdsN57RrK
It's official: @wilw
is voicing a character in Broken Age! gametrailers.com/videos/vif30s/…
Tune into the #VGX
stream tomorrow for more big news!
It was one of those things where I think they believe they were telling a joke but they were totally expressing their actual opinions
My parents were like "Well that's good, they should cater to us. The world should cater to us- we are the world."
I said that w/ all the Babyboomers out there dealing w/ getting old a lot of movies are being made to cater to that & show they can have fun
I mentioned Last Vegas to my folks and said something about it being a boomer movie and they were like "What?"
Couldn't think of a good name for this one. Any ideas?
"Darkness, Lord of the Wheaton"
Measles cases in the US *triple* in 2013. Why? Unvaccinated people. Yes, it’s that simple. slate.com/blogs/bad_astr…
George A. Romero’s The Sound of Music Dead.
I realize now that eating broken glass before bed last night was maybe not the smartest thing I’ve ever done.
I always forget I have the Google+ until I have a lengthy thing to say, which would be the case today. plus.google.com/u/0/1037963157…