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Wil Wheaton

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Guys, I tired to stuff things into that wormhole, but they just kept coming back through the other one. This isn’t my first rodeo.
@wilw Your office wasn't dirty, you merely had excessive stepping stones to avoid the lava.
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Another view looking toward my desk, using the pretty nifty panoramic thingy on my phone. pic.twitter.com/JAlXaaSfQs
It feels like I have both made great progress cleaning my office, and no progress at all. pic.twitter.com/MuSoePmsKB
Shoes With Bricks, 2013. Camera phone. From the collection "Waiting for my family who are late so I can eat dinner." pic.twitter.com/RAM4fE0cq7
I … I think I have more home brewing stuff in my office than board game stuff than actual work things. #NerdWorldProblems
I’m not getting rid of these games, you guys. What kind of monster do you think I am?!
I’ve mostly organized the boxes and thrown out tons of stuff. The giant tower of board games is a little scary, though. #TabletopProblems
*ghostly laughter*
These may be the two coolest things I've brought home from cons this year so far. pic.twitter.com/XSLVaLNjLk
Guys, Sheldon can’t clean and organize my office because he isn’t real … and neither is Wil Wheaton! *smoke bomb*
Err, *whiskey. Sorry, whisky nerds.
FAQ answer: that barrel is a used corn whisky barrel. It’s aging my Old Guardian Barley Wine homebrew.
@wilw my 4 year old saw a commercial that said diamond is forever. He looked at me and said "Not in Mine Craft it's not". #GoodParenting
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I have now publicly shamed myself into cleaning up my office. Good idea, Wheaton!
This is what my office looks like after three months of #Tabletop production and convention travel. pic.twitter.com/Ov1ycWxQwo
Very honored to be listed as an individual signatory at optin.stopwatching.us
Operation Clean Up My Office not going well. Operation How Do I Deal With All This Shit Everywhere I Have No Idea Where To Start is, though.
Thank you, Cory Doctorow. is.gd/TeqIqK
I feel strange, but also good! — Drinking a Pompey The Great by @DevilsGateBrewuntp.it/17RRJnH
Someone who can draw should make Torgo or someone as The Vitruvian Manos: The Hands of Fate.
I wanted to become a watchmaker but I just couldn't make time.
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I made this! — Drinking a Wheaton's Wheaten Synchronicity Saison by @DevilsGateBrewuntp.it/125xBFZ
LAX TSA officer shames my 15-year-old daughter about her clothes - Boing Boing boingboing.net/2013/06/16/lax… via @BoingBoing
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@paulandstorm @joshacagan @loganbonner @oceanbound We are Paul and storm We are mad at guys named George Arr arr arr arr arr
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So far, my #homebrew is coming along nicely. Looks like I’ll have exactly 5 gallons to ferment.
Papazian's Paradox: a watched kettle never boils, but an unwatched kettle will always boil over. #homebrew
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My son is in my house for less than ten minutes. I turn my back for thirty seconds, and he’s on my Twitter.
GODDAMMIT RYAN.
Man, @sirwheaton looks good. I mean really good. Hey, everyone, come see how good he looks!
Support your friendly neighborhood digital rights defenders eff.org
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My brew dog is working real hard today. pic.twitter.com/972Zb9pikD
There's 106 miles to Sesame Street: I love being able to draw :) pic.twitter.com/GSYUpET9JD
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Happy Father’s Day to the Mom’s who are doing double duty as both parents.
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I’m spending my Sunday doing a #homebrew stout. If you want to follow along in real time, I’m at @DevilsGateBrew.
I wish a very happy Father's day to the television, Atari 2600, SNES and DND. Hope to spend more time with you soon. #CatsInTheCradle
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PSA: Tomorrow is your last day to submit an application for the Geek & Sundry Vlogs channel! geekandsundry.com/vlogs
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And to all you stepdads who don’t get to see your kids today because of reasons: I know that feel, bro. Try not to let it hurt too much.
On a less “look how clever I am” note: happy father’s day to all the families who have two dads.
Seamus and Marlowe, demonstrating the horrible viciousness I keep hearing is inherent to pit bulls. pic.twitter.com/eNCmH9ib6S
Happy father’s day, mother fuckers!
It’s Brewday! I’m making an all-grain Brunch Stout from @northern_brewer. Follow me at @DevilsGateBrew if you want to follow along.
…and just like that, it was one of the greatest nights of my life.
Really missed my target OG with this #homebrew, and it finished a little sweet. Tastes ok, but not very impressive. :(
About to bottle 3 gallons of my @DevilsGateBrew #homebrew Black IPA.
Senators skip classified briefing on NSA spying so they can fly home for Father's Day weekend dlvr.it/3Wn7cP
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