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Wil Wheaton
Today is the amazing @NikaHarper's birthday! I hope her celebrations include a trip to Hogsmeade!
If there was an internet in 1988 people would've stolen and leaked nude pictures of Roseanne and me and no one would've ever done it again.
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Very important. RT @seanbonner: An important development pic.twitter.com/p1ooQIQo9z
BLOG: Indie RPGs for Tabletop Season Three is.gd/RUzKXi
Happy September, world!
Why yes, the horrifically loud bass in your shitty Toyota Scion absolutely telegraphs your pheromones. Turn it up, please.
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SOUTH LA: "Vehicle vs. laundromat," 49th & Figueroa. LAPD enrte. LAFD to follow.
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When Mr. Burns makes Homer head bee guy, and the bee bites Homer's bottom, making Homer's bottom big.
Because as xkcd teaches us that we’re adults now, and we get to decide what that means.
This sandwich is one “crushed by thermos” away from being perfect.
Anne and I made PB&J sandwiches for lunch, and crushed potato chips into them, because we’re 12.
“Walk Don't Run” by The Ventures is my new jam. Listen: t.thisismyjam.com/wilwheaton/_8v…
Happy birthday, @DebbieGibson! I'll always be lost in your eyes, because I can't shake your love. Electric youth reference! <3 :)
A guy just said, enthusiastically, "hashtag selfie!" and the girl said "Facebook me!" and I need a cane to shake at them.
If you have someone in your life who's mean, nasty or otherwise toxic, just let them go. You will be much better off. Seriously. Fuck them.
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"yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho"
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Elf shot the food!
You win the Internet. RT @Oatmeal: I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman theoatmeal.com/blog/spiderwom… pic.twitter.com/4zhZuEgZv4
I spent most of the morning playing Suburbia. I'm not sure it'll work for #Tabletop, but boy is it an awesome game.
Thanks for being kind to me. You know who you are. ☺
A sneeze attack that shoots energy at your opponent called Hachoouken.
New York Governor Cuomo has received over $200K from Comcast and Time Warner Cable: bloom.bg/1zODc5s pic.twitter.com/xQFydnl32P
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Some LGBTQ resources for kids at risk of abuse, rejection, or assault by their own families: familyproject.sfsu.edu/home thetrevorproject.org
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I can't believe I've been running Android for all these years, and didn't start using Tasker until today.
Gamer site to misogynists & bigots of all kinds: Go away, we don't want you here. games.on.net/2014/08/reader…
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If you read from top to bottom, it makes the name of a questionable flash game. pic.twitter.com/VxTMVkn156
Today on @YearbookOffice, us contributors share what we learned this summer. I talk about the @wilwproject. yearbookoffice.com/contributors-s…
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BLOG: if you enjoy sitting on counters... is.gd/SbqDvT
In case you missed it, I fixed that Star Trek reunion selfie: wilwheaton.net/2014/08/i-fixe…
I hEarD ThAT FLiEs ARE gOOD to EaT. SigNED, ThE HUmAN, NoT THE SPIDER.
DO NOT WORY ABoUT mE. THE SpIDeR IS GONe AND I AM finE Now. ThIS Is NoT tHE sPIDeR OkaY. IT IS tHE TAStY hUMaN.
The spider has stopped moving. I don’t know if I should be relieved or more terrified that it’s begun to plan its inevitable attack.
Amazon won’t deliver a flame thrower so I can take care of this spider situation. This is bullshit.
My security cameras send me images when they detect motion. So now I know a spider’s building a web on my front porch.
RT @Totalbiscuit: @wilw well I couldnt tell you the gender but I have certainly received such threats, some in the last week wil
Anyway, my original point: I really hope there’s some serious discussion at #PAX about the cesspool of misogyny that’s rampant in gaming.
Keep hearing “blah blah both sides blah” but the thing is, I can’t recall women threatening to rape and murder men they don’t like.
YESS!! SUCK IT, WORLD! RT @thevowel: @wilw congratulations! pic.twitter.com/EemJDH96pB
And I just won whatever bingo we play when these morons come out to tell us all how incredibly stupid they are.
Oh. Wait. I get it, now! These are the same people who ruined online multiplayer gaming by being raging asscocks all the time.
As they say, the comments on any article about feminism justify the need for feminism. Grow up, boys. Women are people. Get used to it.
This is representative of the dudes in my mentions right now. I just don’t even know what to say to these people. pic.twitter.com/9WHRaVi3WI
I really hope there’s some serious discussion at #PAX about the cesspool of misogyny that’s trying to ruin gaming.