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Will Howard
At last! A free guide on How to Kickstart Social Media for your Business...
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We're going to drop out of Uni and become models for DFS.
So drunk ima lactate vodka tomorrow morning. Help me.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
I have literally gone into hibernation over an essay. If you want me, you'll find me under a pile of pizza boxes and crushed dreams. ;)
"If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!" - Demetri Martin
how am i supposed to control my life i can’t even control my hair
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I want to get my spine removed so I can slide down the stairs like a slinky.
"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job." - Woody Allen
The awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you dont know what to do with your life any more.
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@willhowardgb just taught me the magic of using earphones to talk on the phone. #HANDSFREE #THISISFUCKINGMAGIC
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My new video will be out on Tuesday!! If you haven't seen the last one go check it out!
Sitting on half the aisle seat on the bus, as if touching another passenger's leg will cause you both to dissolve
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