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Will Howard
At last! A free guide on How to Kickstart Social Media for your Business... eepurl.com/YzGdv
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We're going to drop out of Uni and become models for DFS. pic.twitter.com/A6PsvWb8Sf
So drunk ima lactate vodka tomorrow morning. Help me.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
I have literally gone into hibernation over an essay. If you want me, you'll find me under a pile of pizza boxes and crushed dreams. ;)
"If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!" - Demetri Martin
how am i supposed to control my life i can’t even control my hair
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I want to get my spine removed so I can slide down the stairs like a slinky.
"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job." - Woody Allen
The awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you dont know what to do with your life any more.
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@willhowardgb just taught me the magic of using earphones to talk on the phone. #HANDSFREE #THISISFUCKINGMAGIC
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My new video will be out on Tuesday!! If you haven't seen the last one go check it out! youtu.be/KPR2HcSbxXE pic.twitter.com/MuJswv154U
Sitting on half the aisle seat on the bus, as if touching another passenger's leg will cause you both to dissolve
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