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Will Howard
"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job." - Woody Allen
The awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you dont know what to do with your life any more.
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@willhowardgb just taught me the magic of using earphones to talk on the phone. #HANDSFREE #THISISFUCKINGMAGIC
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My new video will be out on Tuesday!! If you haven't seen the last one go check it out! youtu.be/KPR2HcSbxXE pic.twitter.com/MuJswv154U
Sitting on half the aisle seat on the bus, as if touching another passenger's leg will cause you both to dissolve
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"Anything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards." God I love Tumblr.
"I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut." Ellen DeGeneres
Catching some rays because this sun is insane! :D pic.twitter.com/YZHokhcE8m
TV is chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Happy Birthday Mum! Growing old disgracefully ;) pic.twitter.com/EEyr5B3kO4
Can I actually just live here please pic.twitter.com/6SKgmjxvdo
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving. - Henny Youngman
"If prostitutes were like politicians they’d promise you the best sex ever, mortgage your house then have unprotected sex with someone else"
Road trip time!! On my way to the Lake District for the weekend #hellyeah
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen
Having an outdoor movie because the weather's amazing. Anyone want to join? pic.twitter.com/JoRj6a615N
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
Morning runs are not for me. My body got a big shock this morning.
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There's a moth the size of a small horse outside my window. Oh dear god no you're not coming in!! :S
It's such a great feeling when you can look back on a breakup and say "I'm glad we ended that".