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leigh ann raab
I'm only sitting in the back of this police car because it's still illegal to bitch slap stupid people
NASA says aliens from outer space may prefer to be called "non terran hyper sentient beings"
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Is that a thesaurus in your pocket are you just ebullient to see me?
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Sarah Palin's husband has built a 14-foot fence around their home, but I have a feeling she's still going to get out.
There's a crazy homeless man in the mall parking lot directing cars. Into each other. Damn, I wish I thought of it first.
18 outrageous bras you need to see to believe... Yes, this is a bacon bra:
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Help get me on the cover of Runner’s World. I need your vote!
Georgia family aims to go viral, find kidney donor via @WTSP10News
Grab some friends & head 2 the hottest party of all! #BBSummerBeachBash Saturday parties! Live music & more sponsored
If you don't want to get groped by TSA agents at the airport, you can always get groped by passengers on Greyhound
Warren Buffett bested his own personal philanthropy record once again, donating $2.8 billion to charity:
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We need cooperation based on trust and self-confidence to create an open, compassionate, harmonious society.
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Irony is reading a conversation on Facebook about how Twitter is a waste of time.
When I retire I plan to study oceanography. (I'll eat like a shark, drink like a fish and lay on the beach like a whale)
Stephen Hawking admits he ‘briefly tried to commit suicide’ in discussion on assisted dying…
I always give 110 percent, but I like to spread it out over five days
A normal healthy woman cannot fit into any of her 4 year olds clothes, for any reason. Someone get Bethany Frankel some help
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Love is all you need. Oh, and carbs.
what if next to verified checkmarks, there was a "this person looks like their profile pic" checkmark?