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Typical White Girl
331 followers
Cereal is an acceptable meal at all times of the day
"ok" and "okay" sound different in my head
I'm loyal, but i ain't stupid either.
when he smiles after kissing you > 😍😘pic.twitter.com/Nl82vzvj98j98
do u ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
Why do banks attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your damn pen.
NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND CONCENTRATION UNTIL THEY CARRY AN ICE CUBE TRAY FULL OF WATER FROM THE SINK TO THE FREEZER
wtf? 🙊 I just got 114 followers by following@femalebookk try it 😱xx
Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life
If robbers ever broke into my house searching for money, I would just laugh and search with them.
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I wish fire trucks and ambulances played "Move Bitch, Get Out The Way" instead of using sirens.
I HATE IT WHEN U PUT FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE & IT MAKES THOSE POPPING NOISES & YOU OPEN IT & THE FOOD IS STILL COLD LIKE WHY PLAY ME LIKE THAT
'Olay?' ‘Olay.’ The Fault In Our Sombreros Nacho average love story
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
Me: Can I go to the restroom? Teacher: What for? Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, BITCH WHAT DO YOU THINK?!
Hakuna Ma'Vodka It means no memories for the rest of ur night
i hate texting people first
I think the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change when everybody else does
this girl→ @IISuperwomanII turns my frown upside down. watch on of her videos!! #ThingsKidsLieAbout youtu.be/3N1MlMhZxdQ via @YouTube
That awkward moment when you feel like you'll do great on a test and you fail.