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When Bill Gates once said that he would always find a lazy person to do the difficult tasks (to find an easy solution), he clearly meant me!
Have you ever noticed that the people that annoy you most often are actually your closest friends or family members? Go figure..
What ever you do, do not, I mean NEVER mix business and pleasure!
It might work out and you will be too happy with yourself!
Jogging in the morning always makes for a good day:)
The easiest fight or challange is with yourself coz you always know you win .
Don't you hate when girls talk about not putting makeup on for school as it was an accomplishment of some sort?! BTW Im not wearing any (A)
Nothing beats a good cocktail on Wednesday!
Actually, maybe three drinks on Friday would..
Boss asked me why I was late this morning.
Me: the repairman came and took away all my radiators. Don't even know how to survive winter!
Which was first: egg or chicken?
As long as we can eat eggs for breakfast and chicken for dinner, no one really cares..
After partying last night I said to my professor today:
I was going to do the assigment but then I just went on living my life..
The longest five seconds in anyone's life is waiting to press the "Skip Ad" button on YouTube.
Whenever I think there was something I was supposed to do by 8pm: What’s the time, 9:30? Then I’ve prolly done it already..
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit. Aristotle
Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. –Steve Jobs