I hate Sundays because Monday.
I like people you can have comfortable silences with.
How to wear sparkly uggs: Don't.
My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film.
Is it rude to kill yourself in the middle of class
Me every second of everyday: "I'm hungry."
50 shades of done with this semester
I don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun like have you tried Mac n Cheese.
What a lovely winter we're having this spring.
I miss you... Just kidding, I'm glad you're out of my life and you can go fuck yourself.
Sometimes it's easier to pretend you're happy rather than explain why you're not.
My head says go to the gym. My heart says food.
Lets Go Red Wings #3-1Bound
If I get to 17,000 tonight I'll go on a massive following spree!
RT for a chance at a follow!
There’s no such thing as insomnia. Just a lot of people with Internet access.
Sometimes, when I miss you I re-read our old texts.
Remember back when a pinky promise meant everything?
I don't know why people take me so seriously. I never even know what I'm saying.
Roses are red, Twitter is blue... you look bangable, so I'll follow you.
Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
I seriously over think everything, which makes me stress myself out and create problems that weren't even there in the first place.
Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
Short girls are the best girls.
English = Hello. Spanish = Hola. French = Bonjour. Japanese = Konnichiwa. Chinese = Nî Hâo. Italian = Ciao. Me = Sup Bitch
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
Dear fridge, I'll be back in half an hour. Please go shopping. Sincerely, I'm hungry.
I'm that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of 3.
Person: You're really cute. Me: Are you making fun of me.
If Starbucks delivered, I would be a morning person.
Sometimes I just feel like sleeping and never getting up.
I hate it when other people laugh and still look attractive, but when I laugh I look like an awkward horse.
All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips.
People I hate, are not allowed to be funny.
Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
You may have a hot body but I have a hot bucket of fried chicken so who's the real winner here.
"i wish i was skinny" *eats 6 cupcakes and entire carton of ice cream*
Me after 15 seconds of studying: I just can't do this anymore
It's funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept.
Do you ever just look at really attractive people and sigh.
If this Gets 25 RTs then I will go on a Massive Following Spree RT for a follow #TeamFerrel
Following the next 10 people who follow @JokingGinger
Retrain Your Brain. RETRAIN ITTTTTT!!!!!!
If this Gets 50 RTs then I will go on a Massive Following Spree RT for a follow #TeamFerrel
Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice. Except Chris Brown.
If Monday were a person it would be a fat ginger girl who likes horses and tells the teacher when you cheat.
People think I’m so innocent… if only they knew what really goes through my head.
Why do girls associate their selfies with a deep yet irrelevant quote I do not understand the correlation
i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds