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school no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
The path to.. ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢⇢⇢╮ ╭⇠⇠⇠╯ ╰⇢ SUCCESS Isn't always straight.
Its hard to be confident when you know you’re ugly
That one person who can make you smile and laugh no matter what, even on your worst days.
Trust me, you should never trust anybody.
Listen I'm not fat ok, I'm just so sexy, it overflows.
Saying that you're okay is so much easier rather than explaining all the reasons why you're not.
Your FB profile says 'Single and ready to mingle!' ??? Sorry dude, you're just a 'Loner with a Boner.' :-)
No texts no calls, nothing. But I'm still here thinking about you like crazy.
My neighbors love my music so much when I blast it, that they invited the police to listen.
Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out.
Here's some rain, just in case your timeline is dry. ``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ `ヽ `、ヽ``、ヽ ` 、ヽ`ヽ `、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、
When you scroll fast it's purple! 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤ ❤💙 💙❤
I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen your Chemistry class is doing a Kool Aid Lab and your the only Black kid in the class
The awkward moment when you realize Dora the Explorer has more freedom than you.
Don't call me maybe.
I love people who text back instantly.
When I have a boy I’ll name him ‘SPARTA’ so everytime i’m introducing him to someone I can shout "THIS IS SPARTA !!!"
Fri(end) Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) Star(forever)bucks
Please smoke right in front of me. It's fine.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
When I’m always in my room, my parents complain. When I go out too much, my parents complain
"Annie" is a really unrealistic musical. Nobody would adopt a ginger.
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Zebras are just living, breathing barcodes.
Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour
Call me old fashion but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an Apple? You can't eat Ferrari.
"Your friend is hot" - story of my life
Attractive person: Hey whats up? Me: Who paid you
So, do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
Live like Spongebob, laugh out loud all day without any reason, and annoy the mean people with your happiness.
I get nervous when I see others studying so much before the test.
I'm not stealing my neighbour's WiFi, their WiFi is trespassing into my house.
Me studying* 🙇 *Gets ONE phone notification* 😳😁 *Go to reply*📲 *Mom walks by*... Mom: "SO YOU'VE BEEN TEXTING THIS ENTIRE TIME?!?!😡"
*Wakes up in the middle of the night* "Please don't be 6 a.m." *2 a.m.* "MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!" *Shoves face back in pillow*
You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.
I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig.... Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you...
Me getting dressed before school: Sits for twenty minutes without a shirt on thinking about all the reasons why I hate school.
Things I haven't learned in high school: How To Pay bills Buy a house Apply for college But thank jesus I can graph a polynomial function
When I was a kid , I used to sing " A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P".
When I’m always in my room, my parents complain. When I go out too much, my parents complain.
Summer: skin gets darker, water gets warmer, drinks get colder, music gets louder, nights get longer, life gets better. ☀