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Day 3 of my new laptop being in the cities delivery centre yet somehow not delivered.
My cat is sad because I told him off for putting his own signs up in our neighbourhood without any legal authority.
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BREAKING: At least 3 people taken hostage at post office near #Paris - reports
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Wanna watch all of Dark Knight on TV but got an exam at 9:30am, damn it's so temptingggg
So basically people should cyber bully the cyber bullies? Yeah.. that makes tons of sense #cyberbully
Why didnt she just delete her social media accounts if she was getting so much shit, or use that great button that says "block" #cyberbully
So basically she's a bitch anyway #cyberbully
Oh yeah, Cyberbully is on tonight with @Maisie_Williams in.
Ridiculous that Matthew McConaughey for Interstellar hasn't been nominated for best actor #OscarNoms
Can't tell if @YodelOnline are ignoring me or not, ridiculous service.
Think my windows are about to shatter
Well Yodel have 25 minutes before there time's up, so much for delivering today ay :')
Interesting article > 'if you U-turn on the £21,000 student loan repayment threshold, I will organise mass protest'…
New laptop's been in the city delivery depot since 7 AM, what the hell are they doing.
Muslim mayor of Rotterdam Ahmed Aboutaleb tells jihadists to 'pack your bags' and 'f**k off' on live TV… 10/10
And sadly that's not a lie
Today's been the first time I've left my house during day since 29th December.
1 down 2 to go!
Oh god, first exam tomorrow.. oh god oh god oh god oh god.
Draper - Glossolody EP [FULL EP]: via @YouTube So good 👌
BREAKING: Gunman takes hostages at #Texas hospital
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"Son it's time we had the talk" "Cmon dad I know about se.." "It was an inside job" "What?" "Bush did 9/11"
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Oh yes, student loan's come in early
French forces did a bloody great job, tons of respect for 'em.
Can't sleep tonight, thoughts with my French cartooning colleagues, their families and loved ones #CharlieHebdo
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Disgusting what's happened in Paris
The Place Beyond the Pines on Film 4, great film.
Forgetting about a cup of tea you made, resulting in it being cold when you drink.. nightmare.
Soooo, spent my night listening to Gorillaz & Red Hot Chili Peppers. Extremely productive.
Gorillaz-Sound Check: via @YouTube :')
Revision somehow turned into online shopping, I dread these exams.
Holy shit, I actually woke up in the morning for once.
Turned down a free trip to cinema to instead revise for exams, what's wrong with me.
.@humble weekly looks so great.
Entire family is round and all I want to do is sleeeeeep
Bane's voice in DKR 👌
The World At War: The Ultimate Restored Edition Blu-ray £19.99.. I just can't resist 1949 minutes of glorious war footage.
Oh yeah, it's new years eve tomorrow..
My cat is sad because he spent the whole afternoon collecting firewood for us, only for me to describe it as "shite".
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[panic intensifies]
Realisation has just set in on how close my exams actually are and that I've done no revision.
The classic Indiana Jones movies are just so great (fuck the 2008 movie).
Forgot to check the amazon deal I was waiting all morning for and it hit 100% almost instantly GAHHHHH @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Brother's the most pathetically vain person I've ever met 😂
Another plane gone missing (lost contact)..
BREAKING: #AirAsia flight from Indonesia to Singapore ‘missing’ – reports
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Why am I awake. Why am I browsing Topman sale at this time.
"Tories to legalise fox hunting if they win 2015 general election" Good luck with that : )

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