Where the fuck is the sun
I will fuck you up I don't care if you're my teammate lol
Excuse you Call of Duty why are you not letting me play
Some things are just so much more enjoyable in the shower
Ha you could offer me 1 million dollars and I still wouldn't watch Jaws. What good is money if you die from panic before you can spend it
How are you content dying without having been arrested at least once before?
on my 9th cup of tea today, i'm doing the yolo
Move to England? Haha no thanks
Bale to United or Madrid please
I could write a 5000 word essay in the amount of time it takes for my Blackberry to start up
We spoke everyday, for what? 6 months? And then you just stop? Lol k soliddddd, you're such a bro
OMG NOPE STARTING UP A SCARY MOVIE RIGHT NOW ALL ALONE WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA BYE
I distinctly recall being that person, except for that you didn't pay me...
hate it when you drift from someone
Can you get PTSD from watching something because I swear I've got PTSD from watching something
Does anybody know the Skins producer's mailing address? I need to send him my FUCKING MEDICAL BILL
THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T FUCKING WATCH TELEVISION SERIES
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk.................................
Is there someone you can hire to come scratch your mosquito bites for you or no?
"Hey is there any grass on the field yet?" "No?" "Get in the van haha"
wtf drogba's retiring too???????????????????????? WHAT?????????????
Wow you are so unbelievably annoying I almost thought you were me l o l
Girls that look innocent but are wild freaks 😍😏👌
Heeeeeeeey keek *white girl voice*
swaggin my way downtown
and im hoodbound
So many lyrics to rememeber........
Freddie's not dead, right? I'm not going to fuck myself over the next episode, right? Right?!
lol yeah just fuck everyone why don't you?
When my eyes are closed, I can't see
Chelsea want Manchester United to name their price for Wayne Rooney. [mirror] #MUFC
My sister bought Draco a Coach dog collar, I'm going to fucking vomit
"I laughed my ass off. and that's a lot of ass"
You completely butchered my favourite song you little shit
I mean I would ask you to show me how its done properly but rumor has it you ain't for that team #shh #KeepItHushHush
holla at your girl swag mami negin for watching harry potter on a friday night
Is it bad that I have like 23 text messaging boyfriends, does that make me a player, did I just blow my cover
fuck I miss talking to my baby :(
Hopefully my last tweet on this subject, but if you seriously think Mou needs to stay with Real, you don't know much
where's our footy fan crisis line why don't we have one
12/13 did not happen lest we ever talk about this season ever again
Still proud to say I'm a Madridista though, no doubt #HalaMadrid
Very disappointing "@arvadekavada
: No bigger disappointment than this entire season lol"