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Josh Wall
I get to move in a day early.. Best news ever πŸ™ŒπŸΌ
Considering I'm broke, I'm gonna have to go with no
To go out or to not go out... That is the question
My entire snapchat is either lolla, or chase rice
Too excited for everyone to be back in the chuck 😁
I've also noticed there aren't any "no motorized vehicles" signs on campus... Does that mean I can ride my moped through campus?
Can't wait to finally move into my own placeπŸ™ŒπŸΌ
If you use the toy aisle as a baby sitter for your terribly behaved children, I'll just assume you're a terrible parent
I can already tell that work is going to drag tonight πŸ˜’
It's sad to see how easily some people believe anything they see on social media/the Internet
Pro tip: If someone is helping you find something in a store, don't be a douche canoe to them
I fucking hate closing πŸ˜’
While lifting today I noticed this guy giving me weird looks for no reason. Then it dawned on me, I was playing problems by iggy full blast
"Oh he's just an intern, he doesn't know" I might be, but I'm pretty positive that hair dye isn't in the same aisle as condoms
Moving to Canada because everyone in the United States is fucking crazy
#FuturePanthers Watch Me Whip/Nae Nae #EIU Version! So much fun filming this during our Summer Open House! @eiu
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I'm pretty sure my new neighbors with kids are crackheads
I always wonder if people who share @TheOnion's articles on Facebook think it's a legit news source, or if they are just that stupid
Coworker - "Looks like sleeping for only five hours has caught up to you" Nah trick it's just a hangover from the fifth circle of hell
Happy 21st birthday to my boy @jrsull! Hope you're ready for tonight!🍻
Casually on top of Doudna πŸ’πŸΌ
Summer crew - hotter than you 😎πŸ”₯
No sir, if I'm off sitting by myself waiting for my train, that doesn't mean you should come and talk to me
Ready to get this weekend started 😎🚀

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