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Bitchy▲Bravado
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Oh, is that your new dress? I thought it was a bed spread.
Your breath is te reason why I got sent to the emergancy room.
I hope you enjoy window shopping at Crap-ercrombie and Bitch because that's all you can afford, you walking STD.
Hey, zebra thighs. How's your tread mill? It's still in the box isn't it?
Bitches screamin 4/20 and it's may. Bitch please. Your dumb ass snuffed an Oreo.
That outfit makes you look like a Tele-Tubby.
Awe, you feel empty? So does your fridge you fucking walrus!
Your forehead looks like a billboard.
You tell me I have a nice smile, then ask me if I want braces? Way to piss on my sand castle!
Your butt looks like a volcano.
Every insult said in the movie "Mean Girls" was about your potato titted self.
When in doubt, twerk it out! Pop lock and drop it, but your fat ass probably got stuck!
Those love handles look like a land slide.
So when you yawn are you supposed to immitate Kirby? Or turn your mouth into the Grand Canyon?
Last time I checked drag queens were supposed to be pretty. Bitch you look like the Joker!
If your teeth look like popcorn then I hate you.
Re-usable toilet paper.
With all that twisted metal and glass, I thought there was a car accident. It was just your glasses.
Roman noodle-neck. Everyone loves roman~Everyone loves your long ass neck! #ohwait #badtiming