Catch us tonight at 9:45 as part of @NYMITF
@ WorkShop Theater's Jewel Box Theater 312 West 36th Street Fourth Floor, NYC! 🎵
Time waits for no man & neither does Mother Nature. Smart girl. My kid bought me that bracelet. Pearls bring peace..
lucky bastards get to date Von
Time waits for no man & neither does Mother Nature. She's a smart girl. My daughter bought me that bracelet. Pearls bring peace...
How can u give up on ur dreams, but tell ur kid they can do whatever they want to do in life? U can't. Keep going… #StayInTheLight
One nostril flow... #CoachVon #Comedy #FunnyTrap
He was such a gentleman, Im still wondering if it was actually a date or not. I'm sure he'll let me know...
Recently had a very enjoyable date w a true gentleman w just as much swag as the nxt, but better. Nothing sexier than a swaggy gentle gem...
Got plenty of unreliable swaggy temps that are usually late to work & can't get the job done. It's getting boring... #CougarLifeUpdate
Taking applications from gentle gems only. Swaggy ratchets too cool to be a gentleman need not apply...
The so called corny ones r the gentle gems. Most hv to learn that the hard way. I know I did. Its called maturity... twitter.com/hellomocha/sta…
Glory to God! Thank you for the good news...#StayInTheLight
SpongeBob SquarePants might as well run for President at this point...
Got really annoyed bcuz an educational video appeared on my Instagram timeline. How inappropriate. That's not what IG is for. Unfollow…
The Happy Hour Comedy Show returns 3/24 hosted by @VonDecarlo
and I. We got my man @roywoodjr
on the bill. More info coming soon.
Remember celery sticks & peanut butter? Yeah, me too. Goodnight…
"Just keep swimming" -Dory
Kanye inspired Twitter rants are actually pretty fun. I should try this more often…
On a scale from Dory to SpongeBob, how amazing are my tweets tonight?
Music and motherhood that is...
Exploring thoughts & lyrics. I think music might be the last place real love exists…
Pay me no mind. My love is just homeless. On my Kayne rant...
"Miss one next 15 one coming"
She will pass u by if u let her go. But if u let her go, u probably wanted her to pass u by. So it's all good. I suppose...
Just listen to the lyrics... youtu.be/rQE0_WcX5yM
Transitioning phase can be cloudy, but that doesn't mean your vision is blurred…
Path of least resistance, and fun...
Show interest & gratitude in effort...
Let go and let God… #StayInTheLight
"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind" … #StayInTheLight
Lol this episode of @socially
decoded on my tweets is funny as hell youtu.be/rT4VoRxVgks
The truth might be painful, but it is never confusing. If you're confused, there is a lie in the building… #CoachVon
Just one of those days... #StayInTheLight
scored 128million pts & DWill was dunking like he was auditioning for the #Clippers
. Y was I bored? #KnicksTape #CoachVon
Part 3... The rest of this number was me just trying to coordinate my aSSburger w the backline… instagram.com/p/BCvng_nIkZn/
Part 3... The rest of this number was me just trying to coordinate my aSSburger w the backline support while the guys rapped... 😂😂🍑 #Childish #MusicalImprov #GoodCatchComedy #WeJustMakeThisStuffUpOnTheSpot #CoachVon #Comedy #FunnyTrap --- We are on the main stage at @thepitnyc on 3/19 for the New
Part 2... Von plays an aSStroid w @goodcatchcomedy
--- 🎤"Permission to land on my ass"🎤 --- LOL.instagram.com/p/BCvjUqqIkSa/
Part 2... Von plays an aSStroid w @goodcatchcomedy --- 🎤"Permission to land on my ass"🎤 --- LOL. I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS😂😂😂. This is just dumb fun... #MusicalImprov #CoachVon #Comedy #FunnyTrap #WeJustMakeThisStuffUpOnTheSpot AudienceSuggestion: Space #GoodCatchComedy
When someone says astroid in a @goodcatchcomedy
show, u become an aSStroid that serves aSSburgrs… instagram.com/p/BCviLk2IkQb/
When someone says astroid in a @goodcatchcomedy show, u become an aSStroid that serves aSSburgers, then you Sing-a-Song about it!!! Why are we so silly? #Childish LOL AudienceSuggestion: Space #MusicalImprov #WeJustMakeThisStuffUpOnTheSpot #GoodCatchComedy #CoachVon #Comedy #FunnyTrap --- Part 1 🎤"
Clips from a @goodcatchcomedy
show where I played an aSStroid. Y r we so siily?LOL. Suggestion: SPACE #MusicalImprov youtube.com/watch?v=jMXNV5…
It's like it's me, but it's not me, it's my kid, which basically means it's me. My Mimi… #WCWYoSelf
Adoration is so underrated, likely because it is seldom reciprocated… #CoachVon
It takes serious effort to get your big forehead in the picture w the rest of your body…… instagram.com/p/BCqRvcKokeb/
It takes serious effort to get your big forehead in the picture w the rest of your body… #MyBigFeetDidntMakeTheCut #ProfessionalSideEyeGiver #NoFilter #ShoutOutGoodLighting #CoachVon #Comedy #FunnyTrap