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If there is one thing #Aquarius does not like, it's people with no brains and dont think.
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Both my cousins graduated from university. One in law & the other in Architecture. Now it's my turn. My turn to bring pride to the family 😏
Just go to bed and maybe things will be better tomorrow. They won't be, but there's always a chance you'll die in your sleep.
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Things aren't getting harder, you’re just getting worse.
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Try not to think of Monday as the start of the workweek, but as the end of your freedom.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, you will die alone.
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It doesn't matter how hard you try in life because it all ends the same way: DEATH.
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You should get a dog. They won’t love you either, but at least you can keep them from leaving.
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DEPRESSING HAIKU You gave it a shot, But whether you win or lose, You will die alone
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Simmer down cuntmuffin
I'm at Potato Head Beach Club (Badung, Bali) w/ 2 others 4sq.com/10huUBS
I'm at Quiksilver surf school (Badung, Bali) 4sq.com/1178uIo
Volleyball is just a more intense version of "don't let the balloon touch the floor."
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I'm at Seminyak Town House Bali (Bali) 4sq.com/17TIK4Z
Meow chika meow meow 😎
I'm at Menega Cafe (Badung, Bali) 4sq.com/14mYM3x
I'm at Jimbaran Beach (Bali) 4sq.com/10PkB8b
Things I find out on my way to the beach lmao 😂pic.twitter.com/RowAIjxNruu
That was awkward
I'm on my way to the beach whuddup 😎🌊☀
I'm at Surfer's Paradise (Badung, Bali) 4sq.com/19T4tGR
So confused 😩what lmao
I'm at Cabe Rawit Indonesian & Grill (Kuta, Bali) 4sq.com/10LBErM
I'm at Ngurah Rai International Airport (DPS) (Kuta, Bali) w/ 56 others 4sq.com/17IBcSD
Gotta love first class lounges ✌🌊
I'm at De Green Executive Lounge (Tangerang, Banten) 4sq.com/14z7BGG
I'm at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport (CGK) (Tangerang, Banten) w/ 145 others 4sq.com/10ajKCj
She's the best 😊
My awesome big ass coconut yo pic.twitter.com/zjBUdmQ58X
Tonight we shall feast, yo this is gonna be a dope seafood dinner
Getting massaged while watching League videos ... What a life 😝
I'm at Yuyuantang Reflexology (North Jakarta) 4sq.com/19w93KW
saying nothing would have been better #LeSigh
Be happy, not because everything is good, but because you can see the good in everything.
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I'm at Kafe Betawi (Jakarta Pusat, DKI Jakarta) 4sq.com/19s1CV3
Life is amazing here 😎
I'm at DJOURNAL COFFEE (Jakarta Pusat, DKI Jakarta) w/ 5 others 4sq.com/17tvkwp
@ELEKTR0BASS I will love you forever and pay you bad if you buy me some japanese yugioh cards.
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May is basically the pregame of summer
I'm in Hong Kong bitch
I'm at Hong Kong International Airport | HKG | 香港國際機場 (Chek Lap Kok) w/ 40 others 4sq.com/127ZS0w
I'm at Global First Class Lounge (Chicago, IL) 4sq.com/13ey9dZ
I'm in Chicago bitch