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Vince Royale
New paintings by Matt Sanchez going on my wall. Batman & Superman.
I want a Floating Bed and sleep on it all day..
My Alien and UFO encounters at Death Valley, Ca.. We're not alone!! Dun, dun, dun...
Preparation for the Zombie Apocalypse! Come out to my Zombie Fest and Comedy Show at the Gaslamp in Long Beach on Oct. 15! Dress as a Zombie or Zombie killer!
Last night Partying at Ghost Bar on the top floor of Palms Casino in Vegas. Turn down for what?!
There's a Zombie behind me..
View of Vegas from my room..
Happy Friday Everyone! With my little Minions..
I felt bloated and was bored earlier so I took a pregnancy test. Its not a baby. It was the prime rib I ate this morning..
This Saturday night10pm, Im doing a special event at BAR KADA, 2605 S. Decatur Blvd. Las Vegas, NV. Message or leave a comment to RSVP!
Tomorrow night 8pm, I'm rocking at Flappers in Claremont, Ca with my bud Cliff Yates & Jimmy Della Valle from the Sopranos and Sex in the City. Hosted by Fraser Smith. Tickets are $15 at the door. Come down and join us for some Laughs, food, and drinks!
Legacy of Bumblebee.. #Transformers
When I'm not doing comedy, I'm watering plants with this munchkin.
Tonight 8pm, I'm a special guest at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood. Message me asap if you want to get on my guest list..
Labor Day at Malibu, Ca.
Sunday afternoon at the Malibu Chili Cook Off 2014.
Me on the Wendy William's Show on GSN. This aired again today #VinceRoyale
Got a fresh pineapple float at Hermosa Beach!
My favorite little lady :-)
My graduating class 2010 #tbt
Tonight Tuesday 8pm, catch me at the Ontatio Improv! Leave me a comment to get on my guest list. Leave your name and number of guests.. See you tonight! #OntatioImprov #VinceRoyale
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#PerfectMatch #DreamFight #FightForLiteracy #FightForEnglish #FloydMayweather #MannyPacqioa #Boxing #BoxingFans #Jokes #JokesForDays #Comedy
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How to deal with bill collectors 101.. just hang up. #babytalk #smartkid
Tonight 8pm Im doing a fundraiser at the 58 Bar and Grill, 8825 Washington Blvd. Pico Rivera, Ca. Its a $10 donation and all the proceeds are going to Lily Belle, a little girl recently diagnosed with Luekemia. Join me and fellow comedians Alex Elkin, Sebastian Cetina, and Chris Simpson to bring so
#RealTalk #VinceRoyale #WordsOfWisdom #Relationships #KeepItHealthy #MentalHealth #FunnyQuotes #JokesForDays #StripClubs
#VinceRoyale Upcoming Shows: Aug. 26: Ontario Improv Aug. 28: Marisa's (La Mirada, Ca) Sept. 6: Bar Kada (Las Vegas, Nv) Sept. 11: Hollywood Improv Sept. 26-28: Funny Bone (Virginia Beach) Oct. 6-9: Ontario Improv Oct. 15: Gaslamp (Long Beach, Ca)
Last day in #NewYork and #JerseyCity See you in a few months! #JournalSquare #LoewsJersey #ExchangePlace #Waterfront #HudsonRiver #WashingtonSquarePark #Manhattan #Brookyn #Queens #Bronx #StatenIsland #HollandTunnel #LincolnTunnel #GeorgeWashingtonBridge #NJTurnpike #GardenStateParkway #EmpireState
Testing out the #KSG #Shotgun equipped with infared scope. Strong kick. #ZombieApocalypse survival tactics. #UrbanWarfare #TargetPractice #ShootingRange
Afternoon at the #ShootingRange #TargetPractice #45 #Shotgun #P90 #InfaredScope #GunForHire #Jersey #ZombieApocalypse preparation
Last night in #JerseyCity #PuerticanDayFestival #ExchangePlace #Boriquas #Salsa #Coqui #SanJuan #PuertoRico
At the gun range. Preparing for the #ZombieApocalypse or the #Purge. Whatever goes down first.. #ShootingRange #TargetPractice #Springfield45 #Guns #GunsILikeThemStainlessSteel #GunForHire #BullsEye
Outside the #GrislyPear #NYC Doing a #Boyband pose... No! You can't join my boy band random stranger peeking at us.. #AllForOne #ColorMeBadd #Boys2Men #Insync #OldKidsOnTheBlock #112 #Jodeci #BackStreetBoys #BelBivDevoe
My NY/NJ diet this week. Time to hit the gym.. and Yes, we call them Pizza Pies.. #Italian #French #Indian #Dominican #Asian # #Seafood #Pasta #Egg WestIndian sBenedict #Breakfast #Lunch #Dinner
Fun show tonight! Great comics at the #GrislyPear
Yesterday in #NewYork #ComedyCellar #TheStand #BenBailey #CashCab #AmandaSeales #MTV #Comedy #GothamComedyClub #MacDougalStreet #VinceRoyale
Hanging at the Comedy Cellar with some great comics and my homie Perryn.. #NYComedy #TrevorNoah #TonightShow #LeslieJones #SNL #GinaYashere #LastComicStanding #Laffstyle #VinceRoyale #MTV #BadSex #VH1 #ComedyCellar #NewYork
If your looking for a DJ, Hire me! I just downloaded a new DJ app! I do special events, weddings, baby showers, proms, graduations, getting out of prison, divorce, and swinger parties! #PocketDJ #DJForHire #TurntUp #TurnDownForWhat #LetsGetThisPartyDownloaded
Where #Brookyn At?! Tonight Friday Aug. 15, 8pm catch me headlining at the 5 Spot Soul Food Restaurant, 459 Myrtle Ave. Brooklyn, NY Hosted by Telly Robinson aka Pee Wee Dee. Featuring Freddy Sheffield, Devine, & Lil Rob NO COVER! Great FOOD!! #VinceRoyale #BrooklynEvents #NYComedy #EastToWestCoast
Tonight 7:30pm, catch me headlining my hometown, #JerseyCity! Comedy Night at Pal Inasal, 663 Newark Ave., Jersey City, NJ.. featuring my Long Beach homie @lilrobdogg See you tonight JC :-)