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Vincent Mureithi
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Trust your instincts, folks
My internet works super fast only when I'm about to sleep and they ask me the reason for insomnia.
My favorite part of cooking is when the delivery guy shows up.#ccjokes
I didn’t take a nap. I took a horizontal life pause.
Even if women came with directions, you still wouldn’t read them.
If I’m not eating I’m most likely not happy.
Now that their secret is out are we just going to call them ‘The Service’?
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
I was that bored today I chased a plastic bag down the street.
Adults are allowed to buy alcohol because we have to put up with ridiculous shit from ridiculous people all day long.
There are some people making distasteful jokes about Robin Williams death. The good thing about that is they will never be as funny as Robin
No, you don't have "haters". People just don't like you. Get over yourself.
mental illness and kill themselves and believe in God your opinion sucks and is invalid my last two #tweets
when u start throwing around that he was an atheist and this is God's punishment then I really don't want to know you a lotof people suffer
I know everyone doesn't have the same views concerning The death of Robin Williams cause they don't understand mental illness but
I normally look at my old tweets then i think how stupid i was two days ago.
My favorite thing about marriage is sharing a house with the person most likely to murder me.
Aladdin: "Genie, I'm gonna miss you." | Genie: "Me too, Al." #RIPRobinWilliams
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#RIPRobinWilliams so heartbreaking.... thank u for the joy & laughter.... condolences, love and light to his family during this tragic time
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I try not to sound like an asshole but it's really hard because I am an asshole.
Hahaa! "@VincentMureithi: I'm so glad that I saw ur baby on board sign on the back of your car window.I was about to ram my car up your ass"
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I'm so glad that I saw your baby on board sign on the back of your car window. I was about to ram my car up your ass.
I wish i was you so i could hang out around with me.
Heartbreaking news about the late Robin Williams. May his soul now be at peace!
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