H3yy, wh@t R y0uu dO!nq?" About to throw a dictionary in your face.
me watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion show tonight pic.twitter.com/FCjdph4TZO
Every girl while watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show pic.twitter.com/k4oOEQJimP
Freshman girls vs. senior girls pic.twitter.com/X2Q1fnXBRQ
On the 2nd week of Xmas my teachers gave to me
4 hrs of crying
3 mental breakdowns
2 thoughts of dropout
& a month of anxiety
Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you sort of know.
I hate when I'm singing and some idiot thinks they can join in with me... this is not Glee.
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question.
You only live once. LOL JK, I'M A CAT.
I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, it's not like you're a giant turtle or anything.
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! They're under a blanket..."
If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I'm trying to say is, you look like Shrek.
Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead.
I don't really forgive people I just pretend like it's ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them.
How do you politely push someone off of a cliff?
The problem with some people is that they're breathing.
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year. Ash Ketchum has only one: to be the very best.
Not finishing a sentence just to piss people off because you
I'm not trying to impress you or anything but.. I'm Batman.
I don't always eat cookies, but when I do, I eat them in a horrifyingly violent manner.
When I'm feeling sick, I google my symptoms and usually find out that I have cancer.
Zebras are just horses who escaped from prison.
I laugh during inappropriate situations.
Ways to die: Steal my food.
Some people may say I'm fat. I just say I'm relatively stab proof.
If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
My mind was blown when I realized that the word 'bed' looks like a bed.
When people ask stupid questions I am obligated to give a sarcastic reply.
My Life: Wake up, Survive, Sleep.
I hate when I'm alone in the dark and my brain says, "Hey, you know what we haven't thought about in a while? Ghosts.."
Haven't done any homework all break pic.twitter.com/UKicMpmLqO
If someone texts 'k', just reply with 'L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z'
You've cat to be kitten me right meow.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.
Realizing Thanksgiving break is almost over pic.twitter.com/ESjiuZF4ot
I need this. I'm always cold pic.twitter.com/mJMYKzR2pl
Black friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
Black Friday through the years:
2013: Thursday 8pm
2020: 4th of July
what does miley cyrus eat for thanksgiving
I can't stop ha I won't stop
how did Austin not recognize Sam in her bloody masquerade mask. I've been annoyed since 2004 pic.twitter.com/3zmND8CY8D
can miley come in on a wrecking ball with a hammer and knock taylor right out of the country award category
*Turns on TV* "Shine bright like a-" *Turns off TV*
plot twist: miley arrives fully dressed and behaves appropriately at the AMAs
No, I wasn't ignoring you at all, I had to go walk my unicorn.
No pants are the best pants.