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Repeat After Me
how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death
If you have a sore throat, eat a cucumber. It will cool it down and stop the itching.
Nobel-winning biochemist Tim Hunt claimed he didn’t like women in the lab because “when you criticize them, they cry.”
Love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.
Don’t let one bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
some friends just aren’t your friends…
If you give up, it means you never really wanted it.
29 Beautiful Works Of Architecture That Come Alive At Night bit.ly/1OtQJYh
21 Eye-Opening Works Of Street Art That Are Fighting For The Planet bit.ly/1LLC6Ao
Do you prefer nights out with just your girlfriends and no guys? Of course you do! And it’s probably because of th… bit.ly/1LLdPdU
do you ever just realize you have no idea what you want to do with your life and get really overwhelmed
You have to learn how to play well with others if you live in one of these countries bit.ly/1KqoxVm
25 Interesting Vintage Photographs bit.ly/1LLn4dS
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15 Examples of Bathroom Weirdness bit.ly/1OttpKa
Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life.
Hillary Clinton really puts the ‘crone’ in ‘cronyism’.
Never give up on something you really want.
21 Commonly Misheard Song Lyrics From Popular Songs bit.ly/1LLk0i7 ❤❤❤
22 Strangest Competitions From Around The Globe bit.ly/1LLunm7
The world ain’t what it used to be bit.ly/1LFI5YZ
Poorer, less-educated people tend to like country, heavy metal and rap, while wealthier, better-educated people prefer jazz, opera, and pop.
The U.S. dollar is the official currency of Panama, Ecuador, and El Salvador.
Don’t lie to me, I’m not stupid.
if my mom likes you you must be real lucky because she talks shit about everyone
People who get most of their physical activity from housework and childcare are more likely to get insufficient sleep, a study shows.
Crazy day! In stead of putting milk in my cereal i had sex with my neighbour’s wife.
Inspiration comes when the mind is at peace with itself. We lose our minds when we let the outside control our inside instead of otherwise.
Girls always find things out, they might not say anything right away, but they know.
Easily manage multiple Twitter accounts. Never again switch windows & log in & log out of multiple Twitter accounts j.mp/1aUA94g
The 15 Oldest Domain Names on the Internet bit.ly/1LLuH4a
Would you do this for your dog? bit.ly/1Otfyni ❤❤❤
where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality
A cross-cultural analysis of 60 countries found that 52 of them kept dogs, but only 22 countries considered the dogs to be pets.
What happens between us, stays between us. Simple as that.
*washes face* *checks if acne is still there*
The “Pinky Promise” originally indicated that the person who breaks the promise must cut off their pinky finger
Male hummingbirds have been observed masturbating with leaves caught in spider webs.
I don’t want feelings I want new clothes
Female elephants have the longest reproductive anatomy of any animal—an elephant’s vagina is located 1.3 meters into her body.
I love the feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to attend anyways
Whales: You and me baby, ain’t nothing but mammals bit.ly/1OtQHzC
15 Reasons Why Women Live Longer bit.ly/1OtzxSH
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone again for the first time?
The happiness you find outside is temporary while the happiness you find within is permanent. Seek the true happiness.
A black bear can smell seven times better than a bloodhound and 100 times better than a human.
15 Amazing Facts about the Great Wall of China bit.ly/1LLuCxh ❤❤❤




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