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Repeat After Me
Celebs Get Photoshopped to Look Like Normal People twtpics.org/celebs-looking… via @TomVeos
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Harlem shake is just an excuse to go full retard for 30 seconds.
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Nearly 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts over the next hour.
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Are you from Holland? Cuz amster-dayyyuuumm.
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I still like you, I’m just tired of trying.
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Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.
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I always say I’m done with you, but I never am.
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Sometimes its better to react with no reaction
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The most likely person to read a book is a college-educated black women.
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Why is Edward Snowden, the NSA Leaker, a Badass? j.mp/1joSyM0
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Must See! Mind Bendingly Disturbing Photos j.mp/1zDa189
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There is a website that lets you send a gallon of cow, elephant or gorilla shit anonymously to someone as revenge. Christmas?
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Eating bacon reduces stress & effectively relieves the negative effects of frustration & or over thinking.
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I don’t even feel like a “friend” to some people. I feel more like an option or someone they run to when they need something.
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CAN IT BE OCTOBER ALREADY PLEASE
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You’re so special to me and I can’t even explain why.
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Friends are like balloons. If you stab them, they die.
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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: No one helps you once you’re fucked.
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When a girl says “I’m done”, it usually means “fight for me”.
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I want nothing but positive vibes surrounding me
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Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym? Me: The Vending Machine
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What’s Better Than Yoga Pants? Say Hello to Yoga Shorts! j.mp/1n5Z3hq
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People On Facebook Who Should Have Thought Twice j.mp/1sc4mDL
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Totally Embarrassing Pregnancy Announcements (13 pics) twtpics.org/totally-embarr… via @TomVeos
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Too much snow can actually drive a person crazy.
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