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22 Tricks That Are Definitely Out of Control. Lifehackers Beware, #6 Will Drive You Nuts! bit.ly/1fCKaGY ❤❤❤
Women with higher levels of testosterone have a greater desire to masturbate.
Not until we are completely lost or turned around do we begin to find ourselves.
I hate studying in the morning… Shit! My alarm never wakes me up 😭
Studies show that people are far more likely to regret things they haven’t done than things they have done.
I didn’t fall in love with you. I fell in love with the person you pretended to be.
Fancy Look with a Crown Bouffant bit.ly/1LEaYCB
“Couples Made in Heaven” – Love of These Facebook Couples Will Bring Tears in Your Eyes bit.ly/1V5pDes
*eats snack while looking for a better snack*
Wearing a necktie that is moderately tight can create extra pressure in the eyeballs, leading to glaucoma.
If you’re driving into a town and don’t know what to do, call a hotel, say you’re staying there next week and ask any question you want.
I’m never really sure if I’m hungry or just bored.
I need to make $10,000, sleep for 4 days, and have a 4.0 GPA by tomorrow.
Real feelings don’t just “go away”..
You really can’t trust anyone anymore.
i’m ready for american horror story & flannels & cold weather and i’m so ready to not feel like sweaty disgusting death all the
that moment you realize school is a real thing and you actually have to go…
“I love you” and “I’m in love with you” are two totally different things.
That Moment Before A Fail – Hilarious? Thought Provoking? Epic Suspense? You Decide bit.ly/1MJUNVP ❤❤❤
15 Times NOPE Was Not Sufficient bit.ly/1KnjJna
i am the happiest sad person you’ll ever meet
my favorite color is money
Don’t let how you think life should be get in the way of experiencing what’s incredible about today. #expectations
Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes got her nickname from a man who told her that he was very attracted to her because of her left eye.
Smile. Your enemies hate it.
Every day is a chance to be better than the day before.
Don’t judge my choices if you don’t understand my reasons.
Never lie; she’ll always catch you.
I miss the way we used to be.
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You have A dirty mind and we can prove it; You can find at least 1 sexual innuendo in these pictures. bit.ly/1fCDU2c
Look At These People – They Are Engineers Without Having Any University Degree. bit.ly/1fCGS6T
Dear self, Stop checking for people who aren’t checking for u. Focus on where ur headed.. Focus on ur own well being.. and let them go.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode 💁
It’s the obstacles that make you stumble that give you the strength to build new paths. #obstacles
Since 2007, human feet have been washing up on the shores of western Canada.
2014: single 2015: single Consistency is key guys
🍸 This is my cup of care. Oh look, it’s empty.
i’m loyal, but i ain’t stupid either.
THE BIGGEST Dating Text Fails! – viralpass24 bit.ly/1hrdKRf
Today’s Inspiration: Heart-tugging Acts of a Dying Mother for Her Only Son (You Will Cry). bit.ly/1MJQPMK ❤❤❤
*iphone storage full* I DIDNT ASK FOR IBOOKS, APPLE WATCH, TIPS, HEALTH, PASSBOOK, OR PODCAST
Don’t ever play with someone’s feeling; You could win the game but you could lose that person forever.
I really don’t feel like existing today
tbh i still dont know how my boyfriend deals with my attitude
Studies show that the walking through a doorway causes memory lapses, which is why we walk into another room, only to forget why we did.
I’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a normal sleeping pattern.
Criss-Cross Half-Up Hair Tutorial bit.ly/1ida9Xz
I’m not fat , I’m just so sexy it over flows
lost you. found myself.




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