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i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me
Good things come to those who wait. But better things come to those who work for it.
Research has found that religious and non-religious people are equally likely to misbehave.
Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
Don’t say “ily.” It could mean “I’m leaving you,” “I like you,” or even worse, “I loved you.”
A man sued an airline after landing in Grenada instead of Granada.
The price of success is hard work, dedication and determination to the endeavor which he loves utmost and wants it to be happened. #work
Finally got my L’s.
My bros are coming back from Florida today. Man, it’s been awhile.
Stoned Oven Gourmet Medibles, a company in LA, sells marijuana-laced frozen pizza.
If you are constantly comparing your life to the lives of others, you’ll never be happy.
It’s funny how one night, one second, one decision, could change your life forever.
Sometimes, all you need is someone who can make you smile.
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
I think as you grow older your Christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought.
It kinda sucks when people don’t realize how much you care about them.
Do people who exercise not know about pizza and Netflix?
I have 4 personalities: 1. When I’m alone 2. When I’m around friends 3. When I’m around my parents 4. When I’m around someone I like
The founder of Adidas went by the nickname Adi, because his real name – Adolf – has become rather unpopular.
You’re 15… You should be feeling butterflies in your tummy, not a baby kicking.
A best friend isn’t someone who’s just always there for you. It’s someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.
The horrible comments I have to read about myself only makes me stronger
Everyone wants the truth but nobody wants to be honest.
Sometimes you must burn bridges so you can keep moving forward to better tomorrow’s.
Stay loyal. Stay faithful. Stay true.
A woman is more likely to want to commit adultery right before ovulation than at any other time in her cycle.
Taking cold showers are better for your skin and hair.
Bro, a girl’s twitter is full of hints.
i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying.
I never stopped liking you. I just stopped showing it.
I grew out of “I never text first” phase since I realized nothing was wrong with showing someone you care about them more than your pride
In 1996 a man tried to prove his manliness by chopping off his own head… he died.
Beyoncé can run a mile while singing, which helps her to perform on stage without becoming exhausted.
If my best friend hates you then I automatically hate you.
I hate the idea of anyone else having you…
0 to annoyed real quick
If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong, I could pay for college, semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t so emotional.
Kids who get spanked are more likely to solve their conflicts with others by hitting them.
Staying up all night causes your body to burn 161 extra calories.
When I miss you, I read our old conversations, listen to songs that reminds me of you, then miss you more.
You can’t just ignore me like I don’t exist.
relationship status: lol
This Tool has already found me scores of quality people to follow, and many of them have followed me back!
Kanye West has more grammys than The Beatles, The Black Eyed Peas, and Daft Punk combined.
I appreciate long text messages.
Age is just a number… yeah, and jail is just a room.
Head up, stay strong. Fake a smile, move on.
im the type of girl that likes to be reassured every so often how you feel about me, I like to be reminded how special I am to u
Jingle Bells was originally meant to be a Thanksgiving song.