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be quiet while i sip... BITCH
@mateolescum everyone's favorite school shooter, thanks fam ❤️
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Happy Birthday school shooter @Jose_ThaGod
Nah she gotta get beat in the name of Rodney King, MLK, and Malcolm X vine.co/v/O66EwTda1Tb
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If u wanna see if ya girl is a hoe flip a coin. If it lands then yes.
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If you disagree with me you don't have to mention me. I ain't mention you with my opinion
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@ punishment means no matter how much times you tweet me ill never respond. Idk why niggas get mad when they on @ punishment ole gay asses
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You smashin a chick from NY she like "slap my ass fam"
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Niggas turn into stand up comedians when ya girlfriend come around
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Michelle Obama probably texted Barack first but u hoes too good to text Tyrone when y'all bored
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I figured women out. They want exactly what they don't want but don't want exactly what they said they want
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Just bc I cheat don't mean I'm not in love with you. Yeah I'm a cheater but I'm YOUR cheater
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AIDS is scary cuz no one knows what it does. U just walkin up the block and ya leg fall off like Ironman
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Sending a dick pic when you in the Friendzone is like using the move "Self Destruct" in Pokemon
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Getting friend zoned for being too nice is like getting turned down by a college for being a genius
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Dates used to mean "maybe I like this guy lemme give em a shot" now they just mean "I'm hungry and he said he was payin"
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Being a hoe is not about sex it's about decisions. U not a hoe for suckin his dick u a hoe for deciding to suck his dick when he had a gf
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Eve cheated on Adam for an apple and it's ironic cuz now bitches cheating on niggas for not having iPhones which are Apple products
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If u were ever my bitch while I tweeted "I ain't got no bitches", I apologize
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When I like a chick a lot and she likes me too, I instantly start trying to figure out what's wrong with her because I know It's something
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After we broke up my ex unfollowed and said "OOMF tweets not funny no more" bitch I'm not OOMF WE HAD SEX. U KNOW ME
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If we fucking we shouldn't follow each other anyway cause I don't know how to not say what I'm thinking on here
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She not going to sleep until you stop tweeting
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Just because I tweet how lonely I am and how I need a gf don't mean I'm single
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FRIEND ZONE AIN'T SHIT BUT A TERM NIGGAS USE ONCE THEY GET MAD A BITCH WON'T LET THEM FUCK
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Hoes just don't like the word "Hoe" they don't mind being the definition of it.... Sorta like the way gay dudes don't like the word "faggot"
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If y'all play fighting and she doesn't want to have sex with u, beat her up for real
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When she fall asleep while sexting is the worst. U like "I wanna taste your pussy" she reply the next day like "hi"
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Your ex happier than you right now and they the one that cheated.
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twitter is the dope shit that happens when the teacher leaves the room RT @iDntWearCondoms: Twitter really just the new high school
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I'm in it for the hoes and the tweets, could care less about respect from twitter niggas I never met
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stay focused on my tweets you bitch ass nigga, losers supposed to focus on winners
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Just because y'all both moved on don't mean that y'all weren't meant for each other
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Niggas love pretending your tweets trash when they don't like you
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If you dont like my tweet just scroll by it, being annoying in my mentions wont change anything
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A woman could've only fuck 4 men in her life... If 2 of them know each other she will be considered a hoe.
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I lose interest in text message conversations fast.... Especially if the chick doesn't live close to me.
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When you're obviously just trying to annoy me for attention why wouldn't I block you?
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LOL BITCHES THINK THEY SO SPECIAL 'OH YOU GONNA MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE' BITCH NO I"M NOT I'M WAITING FOR YOUR ASS TO LEAVE ALREADY
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Women by default just attach the # of hoes to u that they envision u dope enough to have, lol
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I'm the easiest nigga to cheat on .. I'm not gonna bother u for stupid shit .. If ur bitch wanna suck a dick ain't nothin u can do
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too much women on here dying for attention for you to keep tweeting me hoping and praying I respond. pursue some pussy
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Just because we like each other & fuckin, doesn't mean we need to be in a relationship
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"define a hoe" is usually said by a woman trying to find loopholes
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Floyd Mayweather read like Groot from 'Guardian of the Galaxy'.... "I am Floyd Mayweather"... That's the only words he can read
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niggas get soo caught up in tryna get RTs they be forgetting theres bitches on this app
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