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mateoo
@AsvpxImani: idk why our bus drivers feel the need to have the a/c on polar bear pussy, but they need to not” polar bear pussy 😂😂😂😂😩
I love sperry's they are so comfortable
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"Mary Kate and Ashley look fucking hot on this show bruh" "Oh really? Lemme see" *Full House theme starts playing*
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WHEN YA MOM BUST IN YOUR ROOM WITH YA REPORT CARD IN HER HAND pic.twitter.com/UPUXTmb178
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@OprahSideNigga: LIGHTSKIN GIRLS FAVORITE SPORT IS NASCAR BECAUSE ALL IT IS IS CURVE AFTER CURVE AFTER CURVE”@Cvmerxn
Top 3 Hide and Seek Players of all time • Tupac • Bobby Shmurda's Hat • My Father
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YOU'RE A HOE IF YO FRIENDS HAVE TO SAVE YOU FROM GETTING FUCKED WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK OR HIGH
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i would wear my jacket but it's too hot
bruh these bitches next me
Water taste like heaven after you wake up
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bruh i thought my bus left me
and im out bruh goodnight
IF U REAL CALL ME BY MY TWITTER NAME
When Quavo said ... "Nah you dont want no drama boy, I'll eat a nigga ass like an Almond Joy" pic.twitter.com/JEwtWpRrEa
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