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Fake Tom Osborne
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Damn this lazy boy is comfy. I wish Nancy would bring me a beer
What's Mack Browns #?
I wish I was still the AD so I could of made me the coach
I just about tripped on campus @fauxeichorstAD I'm calling campus police
I wish @fauxeichorstAD would bring me my catheter
If u follow meh I'll giv awey meh sweg
go to cherch* azk god fer one ting* pleaze dont tern mei into a fagit
SPODER likz juizy poosey
rt if u want Tu lik an Zebra azz
rt if u want tu fuk obomba in teh azz
rt if ur still awaek becuz ur mom letz u stay up later in teh summer
rt if u stay up all nite cuz ur a hood ass niga
eat → eat ↑ ↓ eat ← eat
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keep ur frendz close n ur sweg closer
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | suk | | my ass | |______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || /   づ
bae: "cum over." me: "i hav barz on my window." bae: "my parints ar'ent hoeme." me: pic.twitter.com/QrEDIYTGGl
RT if ur sweg wok u up
Meh: 9+10 Her: 21 Meh: Ur fukin genus Suk mi dik