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Pay attention to what people do, because a person’s actions are much more important than their words or how others represent them.
One thing is certain here on Twitter: People will hate you for what you tweet and what you RT.
People are judgmental fucks nowadays.
Reasons to smile: Random people, greeting you with a genuine smile.
Keep doing that.
(but please, not in a creepy way)
If only there’s a Tweetup near me.
That DM made my day, attorney! Thank you so much, you’re so kind! :)
@AttyKarenJimeno Don’t read my tweets, I don’t even read yours.
Okay, I do. Sometimes. And most of the time, I roll my eyes on them.
I pulled this tweet out of my ribcage.
You reveal your own character most clearly when you describe someone else's.
Ladies, if you present yourself as free meat you will attract dogs.
"Avoid smoking"
"Smoking can cause blah blah blah"
"Stop smoking"
We get it, Web MD, you hate nicotine.
Your "I still live with my parents" is showing.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
Nobody will ever love you more than your mother.
I am so special. The doctor gave me this jacket, now I can hug myself.
Han Solo with a twist?
RT
@uselessguru:
@AbeeGeorgina what's may the 4th. I thought it was may 5th. You know. Cinco De mayo.
You may have grown old, but you may not have grown up.
No one else can fill it like I can.
I haven’t been out with friends for a while. I feel so socially retarded now. Fuck that, I have Twitter.
I’m a sucker for emerald eyes.
People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours.
Tempers can truly be tested by incompetence and laziness, it's not a good mix.
I freaking love bearded men,
@SteveAngello that is.
Is it just me or there are some girls that when random guys hold our shoulders, we feel molested. Feeling ko namamanyak ako!!!
You are a partner if you unselfishly give her love, understanding, and support.
4 Worst Beauty Disasters:
1) over-plucking brows
2) clown blush
3) home hair color fail
4) orange skin from self-tanning
Family isn’t always blood. It’s the people in your life who want you in theirs; the ones who accept you for who you are.
Sometimes I just want to know where I stand.
If the situation sucks even if you've made the best of it, get a new situation.
Thank you so much for the trophy
@ShrinkMedia!
#FF the funny but underfollowed!
Maturity is not how much you know; It's how much what you know has changed you.
It stresses me out thinking that there are people getting depressed because of me.
Such a great day filled with great energy and positivity. I love being surrounded with optimistic people! Joy is contagious!
I am such a pig, because chortle.
Life is oh so beautiful <3
One of my biggest disappointments:
Finding out that a group of squids isn’t called a squad.
Most things don’t work out as expected, but what happens instead often turns out to be the good stuff.
These voices inside my head are hearing voices inside their heads too.
More and more people are gonna harbor hate for Muslims. Please remember, not all Muslims are terrorists, and not all terrorists are Muslims.
Wow. The
#BostonMarathon suspect
@J_tsar have 50K+ followers.
I have too much chips for my dip, but if I open another dip, I'll have too much dip for my chips.
I did not ask you to follow me on Instagram or here. Ergo, if you don’t like what you see, use the pointer finger and hit UNFOLLOW.