I'm still determined to win a signed tshirt. #48 #iWILLgetasignedshirt #fanfromSA
When I'm watching NASCAR the volume is so loud people would actually think I have lions roaring in my living room.
pleeeeeeease can I win a racing tshirt. Supporter al the way from South Africa.
I just entered the My Wedding Wizard competition to #win
1 of 5 amazing #bridal
prizes! myweddingwizard.co.za/component/wedd… #myweddingwizard #wedding
My soon to be soon to be ;) pic.twitter.com/nII9tFgO2j
Never step on spiders. You could be stepping on a female with eggs, and they’ll stick to your shoes and hatch all over your car and house.
leggings have made me realize how uncomfortable jeans really are
when your phones about to fall and ur headphones be like " nah i gotchuu"
On the road with the system fixed and the base pumping! @valencia_nel
, #Robertson #wackywinefest
Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
Just love my job :) ___ My man :) ___ My life :) ____ #privileged
The number of 'followers' you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, and Jesus had 12.
Over 90% of people say "never mind" when they don't feel like repeating themselves.
Psychological Fact: People automatically assume that you're mad at them when you're quiet.
Hearing how poorly some people have turned out .... shame @kayla_steyn #koekoeclang #blokke #losersenvuilies
Troukoors in my gesig jaaaaaa
5% of girls can pull off highwasted shorts the other 95% look like they're wearing a damn diaper
Bored ; Goes to kitchen ; Opens fridge ; Looks inside ; Leaves empty handed.
I hate it when a shower only has two options: 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
The secret of happiness is to count your blessings while others are adding up their troubles. goo.gl/vUV1i6
No matter how baddass you are, if a child hands you a plastic phone, you answer it.
You can't stay mad at someone who makes you smile.
Be polite to everyone. If someone is treating you wrong or unfairly, being polite will only make them look bad.
What a weekend!! Surprise get away to.Hermanus ... Foot Spa!! I love you Stiaan.
Joint banking account with my man <3 #savings #wedding
Some kids were dropped as a baby.. BUT YOU were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.
Kids at school: I smoke weed and get high. Me: When it's cold, I breathe really heavy and pretend I'm a dragon.
Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. As long as you can. Life’s not meant to be lived in one place.
You don't need a perfect boyfriend. All you need is one who loves your weirdness, wants to spend time with you & respects you.
Nobody is in charge of your happiness except you.
I’m sorry, I forgot your name. Can I just call you mine?
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
Knowing he is going to ask but not knowing when is sooooooo frustrating #kanniewagnie
Who's ready for a little Bristol night racing?
is on @FOXSports1
Just because you say ñNo offenseî doesnÍt make your statement any less offensive.
Sbos was mos lekker saam ali spesuale mense van my <3 Shots shots shots @engelbrecht7
Welkom by di twitter lewe baby @stiaan_mong
You're 16 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 3 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating crayons.
Fridge shopping with my soon-to-be!!
Not quite sure how people survive living in Vegas lol crazy place