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jcole nicki minaj lil wayne 1,653,345 followers
Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're panicking over who's getting cut next.
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"he's 936 months old" 78 ur grandpa is 78 years old
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uhm could u put ur crying kid on vibrate
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society: we won’t judge u. do what makes u happy me: *does what makes me happy* society: no not like that
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Constantly torn between "treat others how you wanna be treated" and "treat others how they treat you"
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Lie to me and watch how fast I lose interest.
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Master THIS way of answering test questions and you'll ace the entire school yea cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…