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23 Tombstones That Definitely Got People's Attention bit.ly/YpMLwg pic.twitter.com/DMwSBFkayY
#5 on the menu, but #1 in my heart. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/14FJ9inBYo
society: be yourself society: not like that
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“cute top , where did u buy it?” at the mall bitch
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This soap is $195, it better wash Ebola, wash HIV, wash Malaria, shit…. It better wash all my sins away 😑pic.twitter.com/dvp2GLu2QPP
"you're always on your phone" well ur always on my nerves
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I make myself laugh, I should date me.
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I'm only rude to those i'm comfortable with because i know they know that i'll never have the heart to hurt them beyond this.
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Bae is a joking word for me if I call you babe or baby that means you really are mine.
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if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
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