We all know a asshole named Kyle.
i'm not skinny enough to go back to school yet
We all know a slut named Ashley.
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We all know a tool named Brandon.
My computer screen is brighter than my future.
My wallet is like a onion when i open it i cry.
Throwing your phone in anger, then checking if it's still okay.
I like touchin butts, nemo ain't da only one!
Step 1: Buy a hamster. Step 2: Name it virginity. Step 3: Lose hamster. .Close enough.
BREAKING NEWS: Apartment Burns up in Mexico 1,558 people appear to be in Critical condition.
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I heard this really funny joke pic.twitter.com/tibuZ2XcCZ
If you say Excuses really slow it sounds like you're saying Peter
Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?
"One Direction" has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.
Say what you feel, it's not being rude; it's being real.
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent ft. Nickelback.
That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
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Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like... Kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go
Worlds Shortest Joke: 2 women were sitting quietly..
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for everyone.