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There are many dumb people in the world... SMH.. cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…
This is why you should stay away from drugs... cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…
Even Churches can get it wrong sometimes... cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…
WHEN YOU THINK OF A JOKE IN CLASS AND YOU TRYNA NOT TO LAUGH pic.twitter.com/nzCNpQb3aU
Close the internet and don't open it ever again! Thanks. cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…
Deleting emojis off of someone's contact name because they don't mean shit to you anymore
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
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I want to be one of those ppl who does yoga & eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those ppl who stays in bed until 4pm and eats pizza
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i love typing because my fingers make that cool sound and i seem professional
Are you a tower? Cause Eiffel for you.
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Fall clothes are the best clothes
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I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 years ago
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If Watermelon Exists Why Doesn’t Earthmelon, Firemelon And Airmelon? The Elemelons.
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I love finding money in my clothes. It's like a gift to me... from me
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Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video?
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I watched this like a thousand times as a kid pic.twitter.com/KFx7uuQ2Yp
Netflix needs to upgrade to 2014 movies 😤
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i get anxious for ppl who fall asleep on public transit. like where is ur home? how many stops have u missed? this was not a time for a nap
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true dedication is tweeting despite the fact that no one pays attention to you
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In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take.
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Never give up. Find a way to make it happen.
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Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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THAT ONE GIRL AT SCHOOL WHO THINKS SHES SO POPULAR BUT ACTUALLY NOBODY REALLY LIKES HER LMAO
Me: "I wanna go on a diet." Food: "Lol, no."
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