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Blake Anderson
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Lemme dj your party but only play Sacramento shit m.youtube.com/watch?v=93hHfH…
When you're at Chipotle and it's taking your homie longer than 20 minutes to finish his burrito pic.twitter.com/P42p2uDKzA
Mother F'ing Adam Devine's House Party Season 2 premiere tonight on Comedy Centra! WATCH IT
We want you👉👶👦👧👨👩👴👵👲👳👮👷💂👈 to be a part o@teenageWKA x @teenage movement! Nuclear Adder Shirt availapic.twitter.com/mLQBpMECKG.co/mLQBpMECKG
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Real talk cast me in the Mask remake I'm ready to tackle the role pic.twitter.com/NHO9wRWK9M
Life is me vs the wolf but I am the wolf
What are you doing today? At 2:45 we're gonna watch Prison Pit at Cinefamily and do a Q&A after. Come HANG OUT! pic.twitter.com/L0r9AlwsQ7
That's my hit country single
You're not pretty. I'm not handsome. Let's fuck.
Watching baseball, listening to Sepultura, drinking Tecate. I am my own spirit animal.
For anybody who didn't make it out for the @MishkaNYC X @teenage show the collabs are now available online mishkanyc.com/products?f[0]=…
If You Missed the Mishka x Teenage Release Party… tinyurl.com/mwn3f92
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Watch @meltdown_show tonight on Comedy Central it's extra weird.
I bring my vast veteran TV knowledge and height to #TheMeltdown w/ @kumailn & @jonahray TONIGHT on @ComedyCentral
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Just did my first pro modeling gig for awesome Bored Teenage/mnwka collab @UncleBlazer @steaktweet pic.twitter.com/bbgX3sbZQa
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Thank you everybody who came out to the Mишка х TEENAGE show!!!! So much love and I love you right back!!!
Come to @Mishka_LA now we're about to drink beers and me and @LamourSupreme gonna sign some stuff for an hour pic.twitter.com/jznd20ihG5
TONIGHT come kick it @Mishka_LA with us!!!! For the мишка X TEENAGE party!!!! pic.twitter.com/8TS6XFnZqJ
This new Trash Talk video is very great youtu.be/Emk-JA6KPwc
Admiral Thwart a Thot
Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Shout out to Earl "Beaver" Belt, he's a real one.
I puked last night but in the best way possible.
Mishka X Teenage At Mishka LA On Saturday, August 23rd tinyurl.com/mc3a4wn
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Currently the greatest track of all time #np Young Thug - Lifestyle youtu.be/nGt_JGHYEO4
The backlash I've received about my last tweet leads me to believe that the remix to Ignition was meant to be our national anthem.
Usher's Confessions>Confessions II R. Kelly's Ignition>Ignition (remix) yeah i said it.
Uncovered some real gems in the warehouse Go get them at boredteenager.com We Got Em for cheap the next 3 days pic.twitter.com/kMmn2MwFrw
Yo which one of you Kawasaki motorcycle dudes is getting the gnarest GoPro footage!??!!
Chernobyl Super Soldier Bear for @MishkaNYC x teenage collab. 8/23 next Sat at the @Mishka_LA store.… instagram.com/p/rvOkBcgwL7/
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I've really grown to truly love Young Thug's weird terrible voice.
The world is a dark place.
Engineered to Destroy the whole fricken WORLD!!!!! pic.twitter.com/b9CBXQ9SRn
GOLDEN AXE drums bangin in the trunk : youtu.be/XF_iYufsp2U
Chestbustin' at the ComicCon Wired Cafe Paaarty pic.twitter.com/SQYMgaodst
When you're in Target and you see the stripper who made you cum your sweatpants during a lapdance... pic.twitter.com/xkbSWwAhQ3
When you're in the Coachella rave tent and it's hella hot and chick dancing next to you farts... pic.twitter.com/AU3H6Vrdew
If the library had porn would the internet ever have been invented?
I voice act the shit out of a jizz golem in the new PrisonPit.com cartoon... Check it out its AWESOME.
Sorry we didn't have a panel at comic con this year... We got banned cause our crowd was too rowdy
@LI2thaNA: @E40 how dope is this pic.... Amazing that you had that moment in time captured pic.twitter.com/0qWVLMc45R” classic!
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