This man just asked me if somebody in the barbershop was my dad😭 man no I'm here trying to get a lineup like you.
Every time I come in here somebody ask me which kid is mine😭 omg
Reasons why I only get my hair cut by people with gold teeth and tattoos twitter.com/estebfranco/st…
But there is a certain magic in that. twitter.com/onlineva/statu…
Puts half in savings
Spends all money in checkings
Transfer from savings back to checkings 🙄
I was told I walk/run like an "awkward penguin." I am perfectly okay with this comparison.
It's covered by my sweater, but it hurts and I can't even carry my purse properly.
This has got to be the most painful hickey I've gotten in like 2 years. It looks like I got hit with a bat on my collar bone.
The amount of snacks I eat at work is actually ridiculous.
Do they think about the potential mental or physical harm they are inflicting on these kids?
Do they think about how they are basically telling little trans children that going to the bathroom is illegal?
When people talk about the trans bathroom issue and worrying about the "children" do they think at all about trans children?
I'm broke and need pancakes.
Or order some and have them delivered.
Someone should bring pancakes to me at work.
The most accurate thing ever said on KUWTK
How women see beards 😂a
Spelman class President recognizes sexual assault ‘victims and survivors’ at commencement: trib.al/pHaDDGa
And ppl think I'm a terrorist Becky, get over it
At least you have your priorities in order. twitter.com/nnaomishaharr/…
I hate when fine men don't put their face in their snaps. Boy idc about yo shoes, I wanna look at yoouuu.
When it's raining and ya mom doesn't unlock the car door fast enough
No more listening to Views after 10:00. I just get all the way in my feelings. Every time.
I'm not saying you haven't grown, because you have. I've just grown more.
I didn't realize until I saw you again that I never missed you. I just missed the idea of you. I missed your potential.
You're not allowed to call me "baby" anymore.
The pride I have for this girl 💕twitter.com/u4euh_davis/st…
When he's a fine black man but you find out he's a misogynist, a homophobe & likes to belittle black women.
Only white people could still be painted in positive light and given a tv show bc they planned to MURDER SOMEONE twitter.com/piersmorgan/st…
Awesome sauce! See you too! twitter.com/VenkaylaHaynes…
amazing !! congratulations !
I was invited to the White House Summit on the United State of Women this summer! I'm super honored, blessed, and excited.
We turned her into a meme and she left us all screaming her damn name. Slay, SKAI JACKSON!
Why Twitter cant like any two artists, food, or athletes at once? Cant even tweet about oxygen without somebody bringing up Carbon Dioxide.
It's nothing but the truth, lol. twitter.com/yarnaig/status…
When you're the only woman in the category 😊 Thank you Maroon Tiger!#MOTY2016
"Beyoncé is jumping on the pro black bandwagon."
"She don't write her own music."
"Bey is not a real feminist."
ive been stressed out by atlanta guys :/ lol
I'm telling you right now, Atlanta guys have nothing on the stress Philly guys will bring to your life. twitter.com/Graceism_/stat…
If his number starts with 215, 267, 610, or 484, RUN! He is poor for your health.
And another ex slides into my inbox...
White girls wanna be racially oppressed so bad
"A transgender man’s sex is male and a transgender
woman’s sex is female."
that's from the US department of justice filing. that's.. huge.
*raises fist* in solidarity w/ these future leaders of the worlds greatest Army, who btw exude #BlackGirlMagic
I cringe when a guy says "female"
If we breathe, we're hoes, basically. twitter.com/unc00lfool/sta…