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True LeBron James fan here, check out his jersey 😂�j0
How you accidentally FaceTime someone, watch it ring, watch the call connect, then look at each other? twitter.com/hornylieber/st…
My whole timeline is pregnant 🤰 🤦🏽♂️
When it's a Cvs right across the street from Walgreens
We need more people like him to step up! WOW! 💪🏾✊🏾✊�VJnqj
Me now that the FBI is investigating Trump, Tomi Lahren has been suspended by her website, AND it's the first day of spring:
OKC FANS COLD BLOODED!
I think I sprained my neck 😓
As spring officially begins, you're ready to start fresh and t... More for Scorpio bit.ly/xlOqWT
Kelsey Mitchell is a BUCKET
over 7 billion people in this world and you think I'm gonna chase someone who doesn't even want me? hahaha
that's exactly what I'm gonna do
Our playoff spot has been clinched. 🙌🏾#DefendTheLand
You're off to greener pastures, searching for a treasure to bo... More for Scorpio bit.ly/xlOqWT
I keep forgetting to buy ice or ice trays so who on campus has either
I'm about to go running just because
Almost everybody I went to high school with is fat
this how bitches act when they take a nigga back that did her wrong and she gets played again .. 😭😭🤦🏽4fXV
Young Dolph: Born in the 80s...
Me: CRACK BABY!!!!!
Andre 3000: Keep your heart 3stacks, keep your heart...
Me: MY BITCH A CHOOSY LOVER NEVER FUCK WITHOUT A RUBBER!
They only make a big deal of resting players when Lebron is the one resting
Kentucky plays tomorrow, but Drake playing right now
I'm here for the Drake interludes
The first time I did hookah I was in Germany 🇩🇪 & all it did was give me a headache 🤕 I never did it again
Hookah really is just paying to get a headache.
Nelly: Andele Andele Mami E.I. E.I.
Me: UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I hear 👂 you talk about we a lot... oh you speak French now 🎤🎼🎧
It's the little things that catch your eye today. However, rat... More for Scorpio bit.ly/xlOqWT
I cut off all my distractions and started attacking...
LIL BOOSIE : You wanna talk shit, you wanna run yo mouth, you want some gangstas in yo motherfuckin house
Me: WE GON SET THIS BITCH OFF!!!
When you're in the middle of the test, and your phone says "sorry I didn't get that..."
The media when a black man shoplifts bread to feed his daughter vs when a white man murders family and dissolves them in acid
Plies: "What's in my pockets dawg??"
Me: "BIG FACE HUNNIDS!!"
Why isn't my Netflix working 😐
God don't like ugly & God don't make mistakes 😊
You might believe that your creative approach will transcend o... More for Scorpio bit.ly/xlOqWT
You're swimming in your element today, which means superficial... More for Scorpio bit.ly/xlOqWT
It's too cold for me to do anything
Someone should come help me with this nutrition homework 🤦🏽♂️
Nothing is out of your reach today as long as you channel your... More for Scorpio bit.ly/xlOqWT