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Only 4 weeks till Sturgis! Bikes, Bands, Babes, and Beer! buffalochip.com
This beer is kinda dry. Whats this thing? *pulls ring* mmm...Much Better.
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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I'm only here to blow stuff up and party.
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Ran into an old acquaintance in the bar. Told me about 3 friends that have all died in the last 6 months. GET AWAY FROM ME DUDE!
Twitter is Better With Friends! Continues to tell me that the people who run Twitter don't know shit about Twitter.
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Whats missing in StarTrek? #Twitter. If I had warp-drive, a transporter, phasers, and slept with hot alien babes, I'd sure tweet about it.
It's always good to see the pedal bikers enjoying this busy winding mountain road with no shoulder the way Darwin intended.
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If it wasn't for coffee I wouldn't bother getting out of bed in the afternoon.
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Must. Buy. Camping. Equipment. That is all.
Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick.
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Just cuz no pics doesn't mean it didn't happen. #chocolatecakeshots
A friend who owns a TV said a bunch of soccer games have been televised. Hmmm.
Having top of the line weed legally delivered to my door. In case you're looking to be jealous over something.
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Coworker: Wanna see pictures of my kid's Boy Scout trip?' M: Is anyone on fire? C: No. M: Animal attacks? C: No. M: You have your answer.
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only 4 weeks till #Sturgis! who's going?
Dallas. nuff said.
I'm sharing this song: – Back in Black by AC/DC, from #SoundHound soundhound.com/?t=10075596206…
The best thing to happen to the #80's channel since the actual 80's! @MarthaQuinn
Drivers lounge. Looks like PapaBear sat there. pic.twitter.com/N80CaDMLar
Right now I'm tweeting a vending machine for a pair of flipflops! This is amazing #flipflophooray #spon2926 #w7 pic.twitter.com/Eyeb2TjxCJ
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Hey Mindy from high school: I stayed cool, just like you told me to in my yearbook. Sorry that "stay hot" thing didn't work out for you.
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I think some of you delay replies so that it only LOOKS like your not checking twitter 25 times an hour...
The secret to a good pool party is only inviting people fatter than yourself.
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Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine.
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Monday I guess I gotta get up and put on clothes, not my first choice
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Rodeo in town. Meh.
Left the bar. Entered ihop. Putting food in there now.
I'm sharing this song: – Screaming In The Night by Krokus, from #SoundHound soundhound.com/?t=10040081774…
I'm sharing this song: – In My Arms Instead by Randy Rogers, from #SoundHound soundhound.com/?t=10059907452…
only about 6 weeks till #Sturgis 2014!
so my favorite rocknroll bar has gone #country and #tejano but its all good! #hotwomen and #coldbeer
So its early for #FF but.... Please follow @Tinasbags she's new and very cool. ;-)
Wow. 30th anniversary of #Ghostbusters . I aint 'fraid of no ghosts!
#70s on XM7. tribute to Casey Kasem. RIP Casey. #americantop40 #cool.
In the interest of saving energy: let's bypass twitter servers. All u gals just give me your text number.
A really cute woman just walked into the bar, ordered a Coors Light & potato chips, then slapped quarters on the pool table. I'm in love.
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Traveling in The Republic of Texas. pic.twitter.com/MqyaI7hJso
I'm sharing this song: – Keep Talking by Pink Floyd, from #SoundHound soundhound.com/?t=10083633707…
[at the mall] "Excuse me? I lost my son. Can I please make an announcement?" "Of course." [leans in to mic] "Goodbye you little shit."
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"I have the almost magical ability of flight, but I think I'll chill in this tree outside your window and never shut the fuck up." - Birds
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Can't concentrate on the pool game! pic.twitter.com/yzyl0peVR1
The new quarter has Mt Rushmore undergoing cosmetic surgery. pic.twitter.com/Tlv7Uua5TS
We call him Bo. He's a great bar pooch! pic.twitter.com/HrXKKXo2Tb