He won't even return my texts. It's like I bought my cat a phone for nothing.
Whew, sold stock that was losing value...now its time to invest the money in something.. two nights at a titty bar sounds about right.
Did someone say #wine #texas #hillcountry
I need this for this werkend😜m
Hope you all have a great Sunday!!!☀️
So, I-10 is closed in AZ/CA....sure glad I dont run that lane anymore...
Checking out the car show
Jury service cancelled. And I was looking forward to that long boring day of nothing for $15.
Nuke? Nope... just NM Monsoons.
"I have good taste in music"
BANG! POP! BANG! BANG! POW!
The word “Fat” just looks like someone took a bite out of the word “Eat”
Never, ever ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.
I’ll give up my thesaurus when you pry it from my frigid, frosty, frozen, cadaverous, lifeless, stiff, defunct extremities.
Back in Texas...but....dang...I love it up there in South Dakota...
Cool and rainy here in Sturgis but I'm loving it!
Interesting rigs are showing up for the Sidecar Rally here in Sturgis!
My 2-year-old looks at Admiral Ackbar and yells, "It's a trap!!" Star Wars parenting win.