An idiot human has just put my actual number on the internet (be it a fake screenshot or not). My number is +16475155834. Ring it up.
Come through then, lets deal wid it.
Wow, I just realized all my tweets today all included Spice Girls lyrics.
J'espère que vous vivez pour toujours.
en tant que divertissement
Always gotta spice up your life eh? Gotta get get.
There's no such thing as a stable brown obsessive wannabe.
This flower will do some damage.
Don't fucking call me Jane if you don't personally know me.
Honey bees have a tendency to kill the random flies that sway in their path,Or just ignore them. Lol. It's a hit or miss.Good luck next time
Judging by YMK, you were only ever one of the many distractions. Kind of like a fly, buzzing around a lamp. Isn't wanted there, or needed.
I've never seen a female so full of themselves before. If she could do any better she never would anyway.
lol she tried, she tried really hard to stay relevant. It's too bad no one will ever give her any attention to fuel that train wreck.
My soul is so fucking erkkks
they know what is what, but they don't know what is what. they just strut.
Why is it so hard for humans to be honest? You'd think it'd be easier to not dedicate any time creating a story completely out of thin air.
Stuff doesn't slip past me as much as I'd want it to. Dealing with human behavior is beyond stressful.
I'd argue that simplicity is elegance, not complexity.
Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Please don't forget to pay the debt.
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Just saw #lemonade
Not tryna deal with a heart I didn't break.
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I hope this snow never ends! It's not even cold out here! Everyone go outside! (if its snowing lol)
man, I really like when it snows. I just can't stay inside!
How to appreciate someone's work; from afar.
You're roughly three times more likely to die in a car crash on the way to buying a lottery ticket than actually winning the lottery. Lol
How to trust a human; Step 1. Don't.
You left a world of memories,
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Between eternity and time,
your consciousness and me ...
why is everyone so goddamn salty lately?
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I've gotten my head smashed into the wall today by a human. You call one guy an idiot and moron and it's all over eh
This damn uber just asked me to make a 15 minute walk so they can save gasoline. Uh wat.
Eating at a slavery themed steakhouse. Will report on steak performance. Drinks should be whipped to perfection ;)
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it's his birthday again. happy birthday.
nope, the glasses and hat distracts them from my boring/hideous persona. lel
I noticed humans are more friendly and nicer to me when I wear sunglasses and a hat concealing my face. Must be the way my ears look.
I guess they stopped playing trance at #ASOT750
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just got my first tattoo, convinced by females to get it. Looks like i'll be getting more ;)
Just watched the ending of another TV series (community). Re-panicking again. Why does this happen with every series -_-'