every need got an ego to feed
lol my dad's a savage. Everytime I talk to him when i'm physically around him he's like "Did someone just say something?". top keks
empty space is oxymoronic. I like saying oxy a lot, but yeah that other thing is true too.
look at this bad videro lol. BAD QUESTIONS ON QUORA!! youtu.be/7d3RGIXDPx8
My phone is temporarily down so message me on hangouts or something until I get a new one.
She's been coining, behind my back without my knowledge. I swear there will be repercussions.
When they say their favorite Bob Marley song is Red Red Wine.
THE BINDING OF ISAAC: ANTIBIRTH periscope.tv/w/azRe0TM2MjQw…
Opulence is the end, I assure you.
Finally finished getting all the gifts. Over 2K spent on less than 6 people. EASY PEASY SECRET SANTA $30 BUDGET.
Amazing new #Gambino
album. Never let down.
corrupt the host to pacify the parasites
When someone is leaving and you ask if they forgot anything, they check their pockets while you squint and think less of them. I'm horrible.
It seems everyone either has ADHD, bipolar or dyslexia. Fancy words for completely fucking normal human being
don't bother looking at my twitter profile pic. pls
playing smart, but not being clever
AW LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS
LIVE on #Periscope
: Playing The Binding Of Isaac: Afterbirth periscope.tv/w/ateOnDM2MjQw…
Waited long for this. Music video too! ‘Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter’ by Porter Robinson on #SoundCloud
? #np soundcloud.com/porter-robinso…
I like days and some hours probably.
I just launched TXTPN on @Patreon
! If you want your text to be on the internet for 100 years go to patreon.com/txtpn #NowOnPatreon
committed to sparkle motion
"You only use 10% of your brain"
You use 100% of your brain at different times. Using it all at once would be like taking a nerve agent
How much you want to bet next year #Apple
will add a headphone jack to the new #iphone
and say it's a new innovation. I'm tired of this.
March winds and April showers, make way for sweet May flowers,
and then comes June @LiseArJ
, a moon and you
Hey! Try my new multiplayer app! Chiclets! Tap colors! play.google.com/store/apps/det…
An idiot human has just put my actual number on the internet (be it a fake screenshot or not). My number is +16475155834. Ring it up.
Come through then, lets deal wid it.
Wow, I just realized all my tweets today all included Spice Girls lyrics.
J'espère que vous vivez pour toujours.
en tant que divertissement
Always gotta spice up your life eh? Gotta get get.
There's no such thing as a stable brown obsessive wannabe.
This flower will do some damage.
Don't fucking call me Jane if you don't personally know me.
Honey bees have a tendency to kill the random flies that sway in their path,Or just ignore them. Lol. It's a hit or miss.Good luck next time
Judging by YMK, you were only ever one of the many distractions. Kind of like a fly, buzzing around a lamp. Isn't wanted there, or needed.
I've never seen a female so full of themselves before. If she could do any better she never would anyway.
lol she tried, she tried really hard to stay relevant. It's too bad no one will ever give her any attention to fuel that train wreck.
My soul is so fucking erkkks