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The more I think about it,
the more I realize
there is nothing more artistic
than to love others.
~Vincent Van Gogh
There are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.
~Thomas A. Edison
Come rich folks
With your fancy ways
Keep your eyes wide
I'll put you in a daze
~Hillbilly Bobby D
Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
Call me black or white
Call me day or night
Call me rich or poor
Call me peace or war
Call me big or small
Or don't call at all
That's the thing with handmade items. They still have the person's mark on them, and when you hold them, you feel less alone.
#courage #honesty #loyalty #perseverance #compassion
Why aren't these
Warning: Less than one day until the green pinch-people invade your space.
Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
It is easy to dodge our responsibilities,
but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
~Josiah Charles Stamp
Don’t try to put toothpaste back in the tube.
Don’t open my mouth and act like a boob.
Purity and simplicity are the two wings with which man soars above the earth.
Statistical correlation between cash & contentment is virtually zero.
Not a positive correlation,
But not negative either.
To the gambler,
Heaven is a pair o’ dice.
To the rambler,
Torture is a pair o’ mice.
Ever tried. Ever failed.
Try Again. Fail again.
I'd rather play at hug o' war...
Where everyone kisses,
And everyone grins,
And everyone cuddles,
And everyone wins.
IHOP: Free pancakes today.
ME: What about waffles?
ME: Okay, I'll eat pancakes, but I'll fantasize about waffles.
A scientist is proud of his intelligence, an artist is proud of his imagination.
Male birds are much more beautiful than female birds.
It’s a wonder of nature that more male birds aren't gay.
~Deep Thoughts by Handy Jack
I ain't dead yet
My bell still rings
I keep my fingers crossed
Like the early Roman kings.
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.
If I’d asked people what they wanted, they would have said a faster horse.
He said, "Well, I would divorce her, but then I'd have nobody to blame when I mess up."
A German Proverb (fairness & honesty in business) pic.twitter.com/pA6BxKNGkI
Being curious is a naked willingness to learn a better way.
I used to be so busy
until she threw a clock at me.
Oh, I caught it,
but now I have
too much time on my hands.
Fibonacci Sequence (0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34 ...) is connected to the golden ratio, found in nature, art, music.
Math is elegant.
Changed my password to "incorrect". Now when I forget, the computer tell me: "Your password is incorrect".
When it comes to honesty,
Fifty shades of grey are fifty ways to lie.
Hey, sales and marketing types...
Just TRUTH it!
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Another blow to creative integrity... pic.twitter.com/yhv97vR5qc
Color does not add a pleasant quality to design – it reinforces it.
Young Bob Dylan
“When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.”
Old Bob Dylan
"When you've lost everything, you can lose a little more."
Marketing and chromosomes have this in common:
The Chicanery of Names
A guy named Tony Rich
He went to work
Digging a ditch.
A gal named Tina Rose
As she walks by
You hold your nose.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
A man will walk into hell with his eyes wide open,
But even the devil can’t fool a dog.
~Twilight Zone, The Hunt
Albert Einstein on logic and imagination... pic.twitter.com/SozUUcsgpp
Creativity takes courage.
~Henri Matisse (French artist)
For most of my life, I had been trapped in the Twilight Zone. But Gary Busey has set me free into his world of sanity. Thanks @THEGaryBusey
Garth, when I sing “I've got friends in low places”
I think of my grandchildren
(because they’re so short)
I knew a cowboy . . .
His first name: Yippee.
His last name: Ki-yay.
He was a lot of fun.
I miss him.
Never kill spiders. It makes the spider genetic pool sneakier and meaner.
(Idiotic nonsense or cautionary truth?)
I've got friends in low places
where the whiskey . . .
chases my blues away.
And I'll be okay.
A thief believes everyone steals.
A truck travels better on wheels.
A tree falls the way it leans.
A meal tastes better with beans.
Well, the fat’s in the fire and the water’s in the tank;
The whiskey’s in the jar and the money’s in the bank.
Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river.