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Tom & Robin
Good things happen to those who bait. Gone fishin' -- Catch you later.
Man plans and God laughs. ~Yiddish Proverb
Summer Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Life gets better.
I get up. I walk. I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. ~Daniel Hillel
Label on Batman costume... Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get. ~Warren Buffett
The more he ate, the hungrier he got. So he ate and ate and ate a lot, And had to be buried in a double plot.
Curiosity killed the cat But you are not a cat So Be curious
Temperature is 103 So much sweat I cannot see I'm more uptight than Robert E. Lee But she said: Don't sweat it or fret it Don't cigarette it
The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Use design as a framework to bring order out of chaos. ~Nita Leland
The letdown of poor quality remains long after the giddiness of a cheap price is forgotten.
Throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ~Mark Twain
She dropped her hot dog in my pizza as I closed my eyes. Now that #HotDogPizza was yummy: Oh, what a surprise!
If you are seeking creative ideas, go out walking. Angels whisper to a man when he goes for a walk. ~Raymond Inmon
Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. ~Thomas Paine
Many folks value pro bono work. U2?
Popularity is not an indication of quality. ~Vanna Bonta
Henry David Thoreau ... taller than trees
What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? ~Vincent Van Gogh
Stat Fact: 81% of the people who say “I can’t complain” actually do complain, loud and often.
Look deep into nature, then you will understand everything better. ~Albert Einstein
Living Life Daringly I'll take a long bath in a skinny tub I'll take the wrong path and forget to scrub
Some things are so serious you have to laugh at them. ~Niels Bohr
In my garden, after a rainfall, you can faintly hear the breaking of new blooms. ~Truman Capote
A Modern Chic(k) Afraid to go to the neighborhood meet and greet, But that sophisticated gal could tweet, tweet, tweet.
There is something deeply satisfying in shaping something with your hands. It's like a song made solid. ~Patrick Rothfuss
Don't wait for the perfect time. It doesn't exist.
Also for outdoor furniture: concrete! It has amazing strength (not weakened by moisture, mold or pests). Away with flimsy outdoor stuff.
Started out with the dreams And the plans of a wise man And ended up with the heartaches of a fool ~Willie Nelson (Heartaches Of A Fool)
For outdoor furniture: cedar! It's amazing by nature (rot, insect and disease resistant), plus warm tone, natural grain and unique texture.
The KitKat candy bar has"KitKat" imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! ~Mitch Hedberg
Why are witches always skinny and their noses always long? Why are heroes always handsome and their muscles always strong?
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. ~Shakespeare
The lyrics may not be to his liking. That's often the case when the words & music are recorded in the Twilight Zone. ~Come Wander with Me
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try. ~Dr. Seuss
Finding joy in what you do is good. Finding joy in how you do it is best.
A book is a dream that you hold in your hand. ~Neil Gaiman
trees, hills, valleys mountains, rivers, oceans frogs, birds, deer preserve the masterpiece preserve the earth
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. ~Mark Twain
Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe. ~Plato
Nonviolence is a powerful and just weapon. It cuts without wounding and ennobles the man who wields it. It is a sword that heals. ~MLK Jr.
Tearing down the pedestal Ripping off the mask Jeering at hypocrisy My calling! My task!
Simplicity according to Leonardo
If you don't have integrity, you have nothing. You can't buy it... If you are not ethical, you really have nothing. ~Henry Kravis
Celebrate the quality and beauty of handmade craftsmanship
While money doesn't talk, it swears Obscenity, who really cares Propaganda, all is phony. ~Bob Dylan

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