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Tom & Robin
The more I think about it, the more I realize there is nothing more artistic than to love others. ~Vincent Van Gogh
There are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something. ~Thomas A. Edison
Come rich folks With your fancy ways Keep your eyes wide I'll put you in a daze ~Hillbilly Bobby D
Come writers and critics Who prophesize with your pen And keep your eyes wide The chance won't come again ~Bob Dylan
Call me black or white Call me day or night Call me rich or poor Call me peace or war Call me big or small Or don't call at all
That's the thing with handmade items. They still have the person's mark on them, and when you hold them, you feel less alone. ~Aimee Bender
#courage #honesty #loyalty #perseverance #compassion Why aren't these character traits trending every day?
Warning: Less than one day until the green pinch-people invade your space.
Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A: Short
It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities. ~Josiah Charles Stamp
Don’t try to put toothpaste back in the tube. Don’t open my mouth and act like a boob.
Purity and simplicity are the two wings with which man soars above the earth. ~Thomas Kempis
Math Fact: Statistical correlation between cash & contentment is virtually zero. Not a positive correlation, But not negative either. ZERO!
To the gambler, Heaven is a pair o’ dice. To the rambler, Torture is a pair o’ mice.
Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. ~Samuel Beckett
I'd rather play at hug o' war... Where everyone kisses, And everyone grins, And everyone cuddles, And everyone wins. ~Shel Silverstein
IHOP: Free pancakes today. ME: What about waffles? IHOP: Nope. ME: Okay, I'll eat pancakes, but I'll fantasize about waffles.
A scientist is proud of his intelligence, an artist is proud of his imagination. ~Amit Kalantri
Male birds are much more beautiful than female birds. It’s a wonder of nature that more male birds aren't gay. ~Deep Thoughts by Handy Jack
I ain't dead yet My bell still rings I keep my fingers crossed Like the early Roman kings. ~Bob Dylan
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. ~C.S. Lewis
If I’d asked people what they wanted, they would have said a faster horse. ~Henry Ford
He said, "Well, I would divorce her, but then I'd have nobody to blame when I mess up."
A German Proverb (fairness & honesty in business)
Being curious is a naked willingness to learn a better way.
I used to be so busy until she threw a clock at me. Oh, I caught it, but now I have too much time on my hands.
Fibonacci Sequence (0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34 ...) is connected to the golden ratio, found in nature, art, music. Math is elegant.
Changed my password to "incorrect". Now when I forget, the computer tell me: "Your password is incorrect".
When it comes to honesty, Fifty shades of grey are fifty ways to lie. Hey, sales and marketing types... Just TRUTH it!
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. ~Albert Einstein
Another blow to creative integrity...
Color does not add a pleasant quality to design – it reinforces it. ~Pierre Bonnard
Young Bob Dylan “When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.” Old Bob Dylan "When you've lost everything, you can lose a little more."
Marketing and chromosomes have this in common: Sex cells.
The Chicanery of Names A guy named Tony Rich He went to work Digging a ditch. A gal named Tina Rose As she walks by You hold your nose.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. ~Oscar Wilde
A man will walk into hell with his eyes wide open, But even the devil can’t fool a dog. ~Twilight Zone, The Hunt
Albert Einstein on logic and imagination...
Creativity takes courage. ~Henri Matisse (French artist)
For most of my life, I had been trapped in the Twilight Zone. But Gary Busey has set me free into his world of sanity. Thanks @THEGaryBusey
Garth, when I sing “I've got friends in low places” I think of my grandchildren (because they’re so short)
I knew a cowboy . . . His first name: Yippee. His last name: Ki-yay. He was a lot of fun. I miss him.
Never kill spiders. It makes the spider genetic pool sneakier and meaner. (Idiotic nonsense or cautionary truth?)
I've got friends in low places where the whiskey . . . chases my blues away. And I'll be okay. ~Garth Brooks
A thief believes everyone steals. A truck travels better on wheels. A tree falls the way it leans. A meal tastes better with beans.
Well, the fat’s in the fire and the water’s in the tank; The whiskey’s in the jar and the money’s in the bank. ~Bob Dylan
Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb

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