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Tom Robin
Blowing at the smoke doesn't help if the chimney is plugged. ~Amish Proverb
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic
Without craftsmanship, inspiration is a mere reed shaken in the wind. ~Johannes Brahms
What good am I If I know and don't do, If I see and don't say, If I look right through you. ~Bob Dylan
There's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. ~Scott Adams
Your dog did spawn, Bigger than John, A brown stinky mess, Now your dog must confess: A calling card on my lawn.
Up with a yawn, Just before dawn, Through fog I could see What your dog left for me: A calling card on my lawn.
A duck in our town was arrested for selling quack.
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder. ~GEORGE WASHINGTON
News Alert: Hooligan kangaroos drink Starbucks coffee in the back of a police paddy wagon while kicking a bieber in his face
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly. ~Lauren Bacall
Money is circulated. Time is spent. ~Frank Chimero
Obama may be a president, but green zebras drink wine from mustard jars. ~trendy ROCK
Cat puns freak meowt.
"No kind of life is fulfilling if your soul hasn't been redeemed." ~Bob Dylan, 2012
Sometimes you have to take the leap, and build your wings on the way down. ~Kobi Yamada
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. ~Steven Wright
SAILOR'S BAD VOYAGE A shark began to bark The rain drove him insane The sun was never fun So he . . . Went to shore to sail no more
I saw a wino eating grapes. I said, "Dude, you have to wait." ~Mitch Hedberg
When I say artist, I mean the one who is building things … some with a brush, some with a shovel, some choose a pen. ~Jackson Pollock
Truman Lake, least known major lake in the Ozarks, offers good fishing and fun recreation, less boats cluttering up the lake. Going back.
Hurt me for hours but you cannot subdue the joy that I bring. Arrogance cowers whenever love repairs my poor broken wing.
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
live simply so others can simply live
Mr. Top Card: First in the deck. Give him a peck on his face. He's an ace. None soars so high, Can't touch this guy in a race. He's an ace.