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Tom Robin
Funny Country Lyrics #5: Mama get a hammer (there's a fly on daddy's head).
Funny Country Lyrics #6: I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
Funny Country Lyrics #7: I'm so miserable without you. It's like having you here.
Funny Country Lyrics #8: My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
Funny Country Lyrics #9: Her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure.
Funny Country Lyrics #10: You done tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
Funny Country Lyrics #11: She got the ring and I got the finger.
Funny Country Lyrics #12: I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back cryin' over you.
Funny Country Lyrics #13: I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a few.
A friend recently got crushed by a pile of books. He’s only got his shelf to blame.
"Being a poet is one of the unhealthier jobs: no regular hours, so many temptations!" ~Elizabeth Bishop
Back from vacation in Texas. San Antonio is getting too crowded.
Got your green?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
CHEATER'S FATE: Hearing footsteps, You feel the beat. Playing with fire, You feel the heat. You're going down A dead end street.
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
Bizarro WEIRD, Baby with a beard, Hippo at the gogo, Zippo was a noshow.
Dry erase boards are remarkable.
Kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
"You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims." ~Harriet Woods
When I die bury me in the woods so my husband will hunt for me.
"Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories." ~Steven Wright
"The road to power is paved with hypocrisy." ~Frank Underwood
He says, "In love and war all is fair" But he's got cards he ain't showing. ~Jonathan Edwards
Bobby Brown said with a sigh, "Do you see what I see? Why that's an apple pie Growing on a peach tree."