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Tom & Robin
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. ~Andre Gide
Paranoid Logic I’m paranoid because they’re out to get me. If they weren’t out to get me, then I wouldn’t be paranoid.
First in the deck: Give him a peck On his face. He's an ace.
I read about a girl from Texas who received the Humility Medal. But they took it away from her, because she wore it.
I saw a sign: “Baby On Board” I looked up. Sure enough, I saw a baby sitting on top of a 10 foot two by four.
Dear Mr. Arabica, You make nice cup of coffee. Thanks! c/o Eight O'Clock Coffee
Simple Pleasures 1. eating peanut butter & jelly 2. playing cornhole 3. kissing my wife
BOSS: “I’m like the angle opposite the hypotenuse.” ME: “How so?” BOSS: “I’m always right.”
A fish ... can't write his name or read a book To fool people is his only thought Though he's slippery, he still gets caught ~Johnny Burke
With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Things aren't always @000000 and #ffffff
There is beauty in simplicity.
Quality is the best business plan. ~John Lasseter
A writer is known by the words he keeps. An artisan is known by the design he keeps.
Fred went to sleep In a feather bed His toes turned black His nose turned red And in the morning Fred was dead
Man to Waitress: “I’d like a coffee and two bear claws.” Then a grizzly burst into the diner and killed him. Moral: Be careful what you wish
Some cats are killed by curiosity Others by rambunctious shenanigans
She's two-thirds of a Rice Krispie treat. She's already snapped and crackled. Now she's ready to pop. --ELAINE on Ally McBeal
On that starry, starry night, You took your life, as lovers often do... This world was never meant for one As beautiful as you. ~Don McLean
Could I have this dance for the rest of my life? Could you be my partner every night? ~Holyfield & House (Anne Murray song)
All great change in America begins at the dinner table. ~Ronald Reagan
Have you ever seen a bee with an itch? Or seen a frog drinking tea in a ditch?
inner motivation trumps outer manipulation
Broken hands on broken plows, Broken treaties, broken vows, Broken pipes, broken tools, People bending broken rules. ~Bob Dylan
We never know the worth of water until the well is dry. ~English Proverb
FUDDLE BE GONE Removing clutter from your house will set you free. Removing clutter from your mind will let you see.
Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upward, forward, toward the sun. ~Ruth Westheimer
Today I met the Frito Bandito. I was shocked when he told me that he HATES Frito's corn chips. Maybe he was kidding, but I don't think so.
Do it right or do it over. Quality workmanship matters.
Good things happen to those who bait. Gone fishin' -- Catch you later.
Man plans and God laughs. ~Yiddish Proverb
Summer Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Life gets better.
I get up. I walk. I fall down. Meanwhile, I keep dancing. ~Daniel Hillel
Label on Batman costume... Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get. ~Warren Buffett
The more he ate, the hungrier he got. So he ate and ate and ate a lot, And had to be buried in a double plot.
Curiosity killed the cat But you are not a cat So Be curious
Temperature is 103 So much sweat I cannot see I'm more uptight than Robert E. Lee But she said: Don't sweat it or fret it Don't cigarette it
The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Use design as a framework to bring order out of chaos. ~Nita Leland
The letdown of poor quality remains long after the giddiness of a cheap price is forgotten.
Throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ~Mark Twain
She dropped her hot dog in my pizza as I closed my eyes. Now that #HotDogPizza was yummy: Oh, what a surprise!
If you are seeking creative ideas, go out walking. Angels whisper to a man when he goes for a walk. ~Raymond Inmon
Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. ~Thomas Paine
Many folks value pro bono work. U2?
Popularity is not an indication of quality. ~Vanna Bonta
Henry David Thoreau ... taller than trees
What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? ~Vincent Van Gogh

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