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Tom & Robin

Petition to Congress: Create a day between Saturday and Sunday. We really need it.
The road buckles under Where I walk along Till I find to my wonder Every path leads to thee All that I can do is pray Stay with me ~Dylan
Sometimes you win Sometimes you lose Sometimes it's gin Sometimes it's booze
Conundrum Good citizens vote I am a citizen So I must vote Good citizens never vote for liars Both candidates are liars So I cannot vote
There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. But you and I, we’ve been through that, and this is not our fate. ~Bob Dylan
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
I got a new quarter. It's counterfeit. The heads and tails are on the wrong sides.
A good person may not be conservative, may not be liberal, may not be religious, BUT must be honest. #integrity
Prioritize your life or someone else will.
If the Devil can’t make you bad, he’ll make you busy. ~Old Proverb
It's easy to use the glue when you don't have to kill the horse yourself. ~Ray Romano
the journey is the reward
When good things happen Here is the test: Do you feel lucky? Or Do you feel blessed?
He was on the floor with his head over the toilet. I thought he was drunk or sick. But, no, he was just a dog.
I went to the woods to live deliberately, ... and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. ~Henry David Thoreau
Circles are pointless! Or are they? Perhaps they do have points. Infinite points.
Adam's duty: To name animals. Seeing a housefly, he said, “It flies so I’ll call it a FLY.” About to name the hippo as a FAT, Eve took over.
Bring THE 4400 back for a reunion show or miniseries. --photo of @ConchitaCampbel (Maia)
Okay, "Plan A" didn't work. Relax. You've got 25 more letters.
Rodney got along but then he died. Clinton got along but then he lied.
Why is Howard so stern? Why is Betty so white? Why is Martin so short?
For whom the Lord sets free is free indeed
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure. ~Colin Powell
I don't mind jibber. And I kinda like jabber. But I hate jibber jabber, especially from pretend lawyers.
A small act of kindness exceeds a grand intention.
Today, we celebrate Ollie, first cow to fly in a plane (Feb 18, 1930) from Bismarck, Missouri to St. Louis. She was milked during flight.
Man says, "Die, Past. die!" Stubborn Mr. Past pretends to die, but he never stays dead for long.
The Good AND the Bad A rising tide lifts all boats. A rising tide sinks all goats.
Not satisfied with our creator and his gifts, we hunger for something other. So, alas, we are always hungry and never satisfied.
The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. ~Theodore Roosevelt
He wrote he was king of the whirled. And, sure enough, he twirled and swirled down the drain.
Okay, I admit it: I launder money. The evidence . . . coins in my dryer.
WHO? (Riddle Two) He's well-fed and wears much red Beard is white, a wondrous sight! Likes to wink: What do you think?
kleptomaniacs don't get puns because they take things literally
WHO? (A Cold Riddle) Counts on elves to stock his shelves Leaves his bed to drive his sled Reindeer noise bringing us toys
Tragedy at Midnight A zebra was in my room: Driving a car (Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!) Hitting my bed (Boom! Boom! Boom!) So I put him in his tomb.
I know a hillbilly who wears straw underwear. He calls it Fruit of the Broom.
According to the NRA, Santa just became a member. Plus he recently bought rifles and a ton of ammo. Yeah, he's not taking chances this year.
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. ~Maori Proverb
Today Amazon reports shipping an XL kevlar vest to the North Pole. It appears even Santa Claus is not taking chances this year.
When you see your neighbor carrying somethin', Help him with his load, And don't go mistaking Paradise For that home across the road. ~DYLAN
Utters of a Dumb Guy: “I do like butter,” I heard him mutter. “But don’t get butter Upon my clutter.”
Creativity needs to experiment. Failure is part of the process.
A goal is a dream with a deadline.
Job Interviewer: “Serving under Colonel Sanders doesn’t qualify as military experience.” #KFC
A retired teacher was asked about his influence on so many students. He replied, “I was just having fun and the kids got in the way.”
"I knew a trio. They said they were from Kingston. I never believed them, and so they killed me." ~Tom Dooley
Today's song lyrics are superficial, not as substantial as lyrics from the past, e.g. "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy."
Confidence comes from hours and days and weeks and years of constant work and dedication. ~Roger Staubach
I love you and want to build you a cabin. But I'm penniless right now, so could you loan me enough to buy Lincoln Logs?
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