Please upgrade your browser to make full use of twiends.   chrome   firefox   ie   safari  
Grow your twitter followers. Join free!
Tom & Robin
Share this on Twitter “Just stumbled across this cool page for Tom & Robin”
Want to Grow Your Twitter Following, Free?
Ask children why they love Santa Claus, And they will say, “Well, just because!”
Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses. ~Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Kar
taking risks, breaking rules, having fun... pic.twitter.com/0T6NaDVSn1
The Golden Rule Treat others the way you want to be treated.
The cure for anything is salt water - tears, sweat, or the sea. ~Isak Dinesen
No one has ever become poor by giving. ~Anne Frank
An honest politician, a generous lawyer & Santa Claus saw a $100 on the floor. Who gave it to the police? Santa, the other two don't exist!
Unknown Math Fact: Bigness of mouth is in direct proportion to smallness of brain.
Talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift to God. ~Leo Buscaglia
RIDDLE: He's well-fed and wears much red. Beard is white, a wondrous sight! Likes to wink: What do you think?
"Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud." Sophocles (450 BC Greek poet and playwright)
Patty Duke of York Peppermint Patty (a double patty burger confused about its sexual identity)
Frumpy Grumpy joined the Army; Frumpy Grumpy was now charmy. All of the kids and all of the adults Were amazed at seeing such results.
Frumpy Grumpy had a big brain; Frumpy Grumpy loved to complain. All of the kids and all of the adults Got mad at hearing his insults.
"Let's light this candle." ~Alan Shepard (just before liftoff into space)
God and other artists are always a little obscure. ~Oscar Wilde
The difference between a hunter and a fisherman: A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echos are endless. ~Mother Teresa
respect ... honesty ... trust ... loyalty pic.twitter.com/3N1aaZOq1z
He lived in a country with a two-party system (Dumb and Dumber). He never could remember which party was which.
Three Rules of Work: Out of clutter find simplicity; From discord find harmony; In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. ~A. Einstein
Most thieves are bad, but cheers to Robin Hood and Parker (Beth Riesgraf) because poor folks need a little Leverage.
Animal Farm keeps repeating its cycle. Oink! Oink!
Unknown Fact About SpongeBob: His pants are not precisely a square, but it sounds wrong to call him RectangularPants.
"Don't listen to TV. I tell you for certain: Jane is NOT a virgin." ~Tarzan
I eat turkey, but fantasize about cheesesteak.
Violence is for jerks. Don’t be a jerk. We imprison and torture jerks. (paid for by Just Eating Real Kabobs Slowly)
“If murder were a disease, you’d be contagious.” ~a lieutenant to Jessica Fletcher (Murder She Wrote)
Spelling? No problem, she thought, I have spellchecker. But she was knot two good at grammar.
Feeling Blue: Here we go again. Republicans think America loves them now. No, not love, hate. We just HATE the Democrats a little more.
Fishing relaxes me. It’s like yoga, except I still get to kill something. ~Ron Swanson
I'd buy negative ads about negative ads, but it's too much money. What do you think I am ... a politician?
One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump. ~Ghanaian Proverb
I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He said, "I want my daughter back by 8:15." I said, "The middle of August? Cool!" ~Steven Wright
to vincent: gasoline makes your van go on a starry night
NEWS Student in Texas call their teacher “cool” It is fine until to the horror of all in the middle of class he freezes to death.
"It's not easy being green." Kermit the Frog
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
I'm going to Kansas City; Kansas City, here I come. They got a crazy way of loving there And I'm gonna get me one. ~Leiber/Stoller
Goodness is about character, integrity, honesty, kindness, generosity, moral courage... It is how we treat other people. ~Dennis Prager
Knowledge, like underwear, is useful to have, but unnecessary to show off.
There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk. ~Ron Swanson
The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence. ~Vince Lombardi
New 1.2 million dollar poll on why citizens are distrustful of politics: #1 Too many damn polls