I WANT ONE!
THERE'S TOO MUCH GOOD MUSIC BEING RELEASED I'M SO STRESSED I DON'T HAVE THE TIME OR THE BRAIN CAPACITY TO LEARN ALL THESE LYRICS
Someone: that's too much makeup I prefer no makeup
i swear I used to think I had a job 😂F
my life would be easier if i had all these brushes
Beyoncé brought two fans onstage and they knew the choreo perfectly 😂g
How it felt for me to come out of the closet
send this to your crush... just do it vine.co/v/eeZMX536ph6
Last minute papers due, finals coming up, lowkey becomin broke from food & fun, studying but can't focus
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
someone: come over
me: I can't i'm dead
someone: I have a dog
The only exercise I've done this month is run out of money 💸
Colleges are shallow af. Why only look at my GPA and SAT scores. Maybe i got a 2400 personality and 4.0 humor.
when u lie awake in agony cause ur paranoid that ur feelings for ur crush are too obvious
Any racists mad about Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill can send all their $20s to me
Animals are not toys.
hold up, they don't vote you like I vote you
honestly fuck u if u make someone feel like shit for being themselves. the world most definitely doesnt need your extra negativity.
If you're a reader, this is an intense read...
the thicker ur thighs are the more snacks you can lay on your lap
CRUELTY FREE MAKEUP OPTIONS.. YOU'RE WELCOME
The guys other girls end up with VS. the guys I end up with
where are y'all finding these boyfriends
Thick thighs make the dick rise
When the hot guy/girl you've been staring at for 10 minutes won't come talk to you
if you think you're lonely now...
I'm not kidding this just ripped my heart out
my life a disaster but at least I’m not straight
U THINK BROWN EYES ARE JUST BROWN EYES UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WITH BROWN EYES
Story of my life
My favorite straight people proverb is “not that there’s anything wrong with that”
Being in the closet and getting asked if you're gay vine.co/v/eHpumeabeK3
Come to America
Some tweets on my timeline have me like
deep things about the signs
Jennifer Lopez was on James Corden's Carpool Karaoke and they prank texted Leonardo DiCaprio 😩�snpy.tv/1PG5CFA
10 year old me: who are you?
Me: I'm you but gayer
Puppy with a puppy filter
RIP to all those tragically killed in yesterday's suicide bombing in Pakistan. Thoughts are with those affected.
Straight ppl: why do gay people start watching a show only after they see there’s a gay character?
*on Grindr while walking alone* *blank Grindr profile that’s 30 feet away* "I like your pants ;)"
Me when I finish doing makeup and someone comes near me
me sliding into adulthood
Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions and wishfully thinking you're gay: a novel written by me
this is my fave kim kardashian moment