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Greg Eckels
Lol. good to shit in a matter of seconds.... #lovelife
My worst fear Is losing my mom. I think i would go crazy if I lost her
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Just found out that I have to make gingerbread houses at work now....work just got 40% better
Showing up to work an hour before your shift works is just fucking great.....😀
Trying to decide whether or not to be productive today...
Remember before the smartphone when you had to take your laptop into the bathroom with you? God, it's like we were cavemen.
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Absolutely cannot deal with Australian flies...they are litwrally the most obnoxious creatures on the fucking planet.
twitmusic.com/bonnieanderson… @BonnieAnderson_ I. AM. SO. EXCITED! I had never heard you sing before, you are incredible! <3 10 days! woo!
β€œ@SexFactsOfLife: Cuddling with you would be amazing right now.” @freyaamoore
Work is going alow AND fast today...da fuck man?
I wish pussy came with a 'clear history' button.
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sometimes you meet a person and you two just click; you're comfortable with them, and you don't have to pretend to be anyone or anything.
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Finally cleaned my room. Looks amazing, feels amazing. I will not let it get dirty again! #alwayssaythat #truethistime
β€œ@SexFactsOfLife: Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster.” @freyaamoore Good luck staying up all night lol
Downed 3 redbulls. I am now Sonic. Gotta go fast.
Now to sleep in preperation of a new 9 hour work day....woo
Missing my girlfriend very badly right now ): @freyaamoore #lonely
youtube.com/watch?v=Xu-Y9P… New video I put out of me and my friend Dom tearing up Sydney CBD...Check it out!
Oh you're mad at me because Your daughter fucked with me on spring break? Well...I'm gunna fuck her till the springs break.
PROGRESSSSSIIIIOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
Soooo Yeezus is still the best album of this year...
Work is eating my soul...glad its a short day today or I'd literally punch one of these shithead customers in the mouth.
Saying "what" but then one second later realizing what they said.
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*drops phone* headphones: I got you bro πŸ‘Œ
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You have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night.
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Training is my only solace to everything right now.
Some lady came and bought $1,097 of groceries....sort your life out you snobby bitch. Nobody needs that much expensive cheese.
Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself, and hoping that somebody else will join in.
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Too horny to be at work right now. I'm about to kill someone.
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That moment when a video gives you too many feels to handle. #depression #life
β€œ@CauseWereGuys: 4 out of 5 men prefer women with big asses. The 5th guy prefers the other 4 guys.” Ha!
Dior crashed his car into a bridge and he doesn't care. #iloveit #bored #sing #voice #god #kid instagram.com/p/fkO7SkEoHG/
Finally finished the video for Glasshouse Candles new product range. Feels good mang. #candles #glasshouse
A restaurant in Tokyo lets you have sex with a live animal, then it's killed, cooked, and served to you.
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Females that play video games have more sex than females who don't play video games.
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such a good feeling coming home after a loooooong day at work and just dropping on the floor.
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β€œ@Louis_CK_Comedy: Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What do women want?" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.”
β€œ@CauseWereGuys: A woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things, but will always stick around.” Yeah but thats fucked.πŸ˜‘
Lost my fucking SD card with heaps of amazing footage on it....pissed the fuck off. #fuck #life #piecoffuckingcocksuckingshit