you should have more followers, you are hilarious — thats so sweet, thank you ask.fm/a/9n01k6ig
Annoys me so much when my twitter just randomly sends dm's to people like "gain followers" shit like that ffs
I´ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much
RT/FAV if you hate school
ღI Follow back
ღFollow who RT's
ღGain Alot of Followers!
ღBe Happy <3
•Follow whoever RT
That awkward moment when you get hit by your own green shell on Mario Kart
What celebrity annoys you the most? — miley cyrus ask.fm/a/9mqob6g5
Which is the most beautiful place you've ever seen? — disney? ask.fm/a/9mqob803
Eating food while waiting for your other food to be ready
What color shoes are you wearing today? — im not wearing shoes ask.fm/a/9mqnm81o
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn’t real? — santas not real? ask.fm/a/9mqnkhck
Me: I can't eat anymore I'm full.
Food: Eat me.
friends: you need a boyfriend omg.
me: ah yes let me go to the store and pick up a fresh one.
me: could this day get any worse
cause of death: post concert depression from a concert I didn't even go to.
please don’t leave me alone with your parents if i’m at your house.
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
list of things i need to do:
things im not doing:
-any of that
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
Whats wrong with people users?
Wondering if you are adopted bacause you are the only sexy one in the family