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Total Sorority Move
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"We got the best girls." #TSM
"Stand on the bar, stomp your feet, start clapping. I got a real good feeling something bad's about to happen." -Miranda Lambert. #TSM
What happens in the group chat, stays in the group chat. No exceptions. #TSM
Beaus, bows, and booze. #TSM
Syracuse University Shuts Down Top Party Location At #1 Party School In America:
Determining how successful your night was by how many new numbers you have in your phone the next morning. #TSM
Little Hunting Is Actually Exactly Like “The Hunger Games." We have proof: by @yeah_okay_what
A Rowdy Gentleman's flags in his room are just as aggressive as his lifestyle. Get yours:…
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The G-Spot Doesn’t Actually Exist, But THIS Does, And Scientists Believe It’ll Give You The Greatest Orgasm Ever >>
Planning what time you take your birth control around your drinking schedule. #TSM
7 Necessary Steps To Guarantee A College Boyfriend:
Having a nickname for your group of friends. #TSM
Chi Omega At SMU Got A Brand New $6.5 Million House And Holy Smokes, You Have To See It >>
If it's not monogrammed, it's not mine. #TSM
4 Life Lessons I’ve Learned As A Fitness Instructor >>
Having loud inappropriate conversations with your sisters over froyo. #TSM
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Good News! You Can Get Paid As Much As Men So Long As You Never Get Married, Have Kids, Or Turn 40 >>
How To Meet A Boyfriend Without Going On A Reality TV Show >> by @Big_Knows_Best
11 Awful Fads ’90s Kids All Partook In >> by @yeah_okay_what
This Guy Wrote An Insanely Offensive Hip Hop Song About Sorority Girls And We Can’t Stop Laughing…
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"I can't. I'm on a cleanse." #TSM
Your president moving elections so they don't interfere with your 21st birthday. #TSM