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michael scarn
when your boyfriend helps you dye your hair #truelove πŸ’‹
i feel like i havent done anything productive in the past 2 years
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girls with boyfriends only really like other girls with boyfriends I swear
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i look too cute to be at school
i look too cute to be at school today
@toridkny is tweeting some deep stuff before 10AM?
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sometimes im really serious & other times i tweet nonsense but it doesnt really matter cause i dont think people pay attention 2 me anyway
why do drugs when you can eat a whole fucking watermolon
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society tells us that we should hate ourselves & that it's wrong to be confident buuut as usual society is wrong
it's sad but true, nothing makes other people more uncomfortable than someone that loves themselves
insecurity gets you nowhere, just fake it until you make it
even if you are insecure with yourself, always come across as confident almost to the point of arrogance
"@shelbysuxxx: @toridkny literally or not wearing it at all" and then u decide to wear eyeliner one day & realize how much better u look
salted caramel mocha coffee creamer i think i've died & gone to heaven
every makeup lover goes through that awkward stage where we think wearing just mascara is
If you have darkness under your eye, avoid lining the lower lash line. It will only draw attention to the issue. - bobbi brown
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i love when girls make fun of me for looking good at wont be laughing when ur boyfriend is staring at me and not u
clothes do not determine a woman's consent
yes i can eat a pint of ice cream in one sitting and yes i am only slightly ashamed
ben & jerry's red velvet cake ice cream i love u
making spicy garlic & lime chicken for the bf :) maybe i'm not such a shitty person after all
stereotypical college girl outfit (but i β™₯ fall clothes)
42 more minutes of work but who’s counting
i just want to go home & drink a lot of tea & cuddle until i fall asleep
when you hardcore creep someone on social media & then u see them IRL the next day omg…
i woke up wanting to kiss you
I need some Hookah and Turkish coffee stat! #GagaInIstanbul
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We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.
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starbucks at lunch is the only thing getting me through today
if you ain't talking money i still probably do want to talk because i need new friends
people that are always online on facebook but never post anything creep me out tbh
i looked cute 4 work today kinda
omg i just realized i have to be up in 5 hours to work a 9-hour shift in my least favorite department and i kind of want to die
cant sleeeeep without my boyfriend next to me (and because of all the drunk people yelling outside)
guys who catcall look desperate and smell like basement mold
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My Internet friends are literally the best people
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when someone you thought you were pretty good friends with deletes you on all social media. ok thats nice
distract your peers from your unsightly roots by placing a big ass bow on your head (works almost every time)
πŸ˜πŸš—PLEASE. 2008 Silver Honda Accord❀️❀️�
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"@jacqulynbrodell: @toridkny see I'm not alone!" you're both cray
"@idkxlo: think I might be the only one who doesn't like pumpkin pie or pumpkin spice flavored anything" @jacqulynbrodell
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the concept of 'main bitches' & 'side hoes' is honestly hella sad. be faithful or stay single
after a certain point of trying to make someone feel better about something that they shouldn't even be upset about, i no longer care
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