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So I let my daughter go to the Drake concert, I thought he was the guy from the Disney Channel. The one who hangs out with Josh.
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I just want a job where I don't have to apologize for doing my job. #retailproblems
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Next person that asks me if I work here, I'm taking my name tag off and throwing it at their head. #retailproblems
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Making my way downtown walking fast lol
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Me: I'm a feminist Trash: so you hate men?
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THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME pic.twitter.com/zEIsNYPV65
just saw a guy pay for over $100 in groceries for this old woman he'd just met :) cutest thing ever
PSA....ladies....it's ok to support and compliment other women....nothing bad will happen to you😂😂#stophatintin
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A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK pic.twitter.com/3poF6jxKqh
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roses 🌹are red 🔴❤️ minions are yellow⚠️🔱, when i see minions😷 i want to say Hello👋🏻👋🏿 to the God of death💀💀 ! , please kill me👸🏽🔫🔫💀💀💀💀please
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Seasoning RT @washingtonpost: Scientists have figured out what makes Indian food so delicious wapo.st/1GMj8FR pic.twitter.com/MwnmbNsKxO
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i can't remember the last time fourth of july weekend didn't make me want to die #retailproblems
we may not talk every day or even at all but if we follow each other & occasionally favorite each other's tweets i consider us friends
i hate losing mutual followers
when u post a pic on instagram thinking it's 🔥 but it gets 4 likespic.twitter.com/DViVcQMq1VV
just forget i posted a picture earlier
whenever i say/tweet even something slightly bitchy i feel like the ugliest person alive & feel guilty about it for 3 years
who needs friends when u have the sims
when mermaid man hears the word evil
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@elle_emm_aitch Donald Trump Can’t come up with a hairstyle that looks human,how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.
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My daughter got her drivers license today- it's a good thing she knew where the PRNDL was! pic.twitter.com/Ve3ovLyYSh
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Cookie Monster Is Sad He Has No Cookies and You Are Sad You Have No Friends: a novel
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sad because i don't have ice cream but happy bc i have watermelon
@toridkny *person proceeds to share article from the onion*
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when i'm bored i go on facebook to argue with people from my old high school because they believe clickbait. that's it. only reason
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The only thing I'm good at is having acne
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i think the majority of my facebook friends have a pea brain
was listening to outkast/liberation and the black keys/lonely boy this morning. twitter.com/theonIyreasn/s…
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i can't post a selfie for longer than five minutes without deleting it & then wanting to cry
girls don’t want boys. girls want Bernie Sanders for president 2016.
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how is it july already what the fuck
every time i touch a sponge i wisper " please dont adsorb me " to him... Only reason tom still here I think
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I don’t believe it is a terribly radical idea to say that someone who works 40 hours a week should not be living in poverty.
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I'm just a meninist girl living in a feminist world :(
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so happy gay marriage is now legal now my lesbian aunt Cathy can finally get married pic.twitter.com/hTVr55iucR
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If you could switch genders for one day what would you do? Men: play with my boobs Women: WALK AROUND AT NIGHT WITH HEADPHONES IN
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