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prison mike
cuddling a cat can cure any sadness
i'm at burger king about to try these spicy chicken fries i hope they don't disappoint
I support girls that support other girls instead of tearing them down & that don't have to bash other girls in order to boost their ego
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@toridkny i tried doing my makeup and i look like a baby prostitute. wat do i do
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When I say people are ugly I literally never mean appearance wise lmao ugly as in you're so fucking stupid it's ugly your mind is ugly
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I love summer but I'm so ready for fall fashion
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it can detect how big/small your load of clothes is & what temperature they need and everything. i ❤️ technology
this is a big deal for a college kid who's been using half broken washing machines from 1970
my boyfriend's parents have the nicest washer and dryer o m g
when you got prom @ 7 but a KKK meeting at 8
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Pretty Little Liars is doodoo. Just a bunch of spooked hoes who scared of text messages from a troll
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remember when i went into sephora and didn't buy anything yeah me neither
i could never make snapchat videos of myself talking because i'm so self conscious of my voice
only packing da essentials
i'm so emotionally attached to my makeup it's so hard bringing only the essentials
overnight makeup bag
coffee date with bae before the move
Damn one direction fans don't give a fuck
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hi, i'm timmy turner and i... STOLE FROM MY MOMS PURSE!
I could use like a solid hour long cuddle sesh
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The definition of insanity is exactly the same as the definition of practice
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as much as i despise having worked in retail for 5 years, i'll be forever grateful for learning how to deal with every kind of person
japan's badly translated tshirt prints are my new artistic identity
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watching other people snap stories makes me realize how boring my life is
my work outfit slays tho
i look so good today and i have to go to work
retail has made me so bitter
tbh i hate every customer that comes in the store within the last hour of closing
First they say I'm too skinny so I have to be faking it...Now they say I'm too big so I have to be faking it...SMH!
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i swear to god if any more of my facebook friends try to sell me that it works body wrap thing
lord help me be the person my grandma thinks i am
google search: how to restore faith in humanity after working in retail
kim k does NOT get enough credit for puttin up with the shit she goes thru AND keeping a smile on her face lookin fabulous af while doing so
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Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
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College went from next year to next week REAL QUICK
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