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[trying to bond with my son]
Ah yes my new favorite band is uh...
[looks at smudged writing on wrist]
The 21st Pilot
Haha to all you dummies scrambling for tickets I'm already here at Coachella, been here for weeks. I'm still here from last year. Fake fans.
OKAY GIRLS READ THIS BC ITS REALLY WORTH SHARING
crossing things off my makeup wish list is such a satisfying feeling
happy birthday pretty lady! 😋🎉❤️ I hope you have the best day ever, you're so wonderful & you deserve it!! 😇@bwittt
I love her
RT if you think this mozzarella stick would be a better president than Donald Trump.
how to build a salad: aka plant nachos
I've tried dieting for 2 weeks and lost 14 days. Fml
" what street do you live on?"
so gross when girls call boys daddy! ew! i have quiet sex with my BF in missionary position at 9PM to viva la vida by coldplay every night
cleaned my room, exfoliated, and now laying in clean sheets w a "winter petals" candle burning. this is what heaven must feel like
damn Cristofer Drew fucked up this time
I spent $42 on a makeup brush instead of buying groceries but priorities, ya know?
#mac #makeup #vivaglam
bitch you look cute af
kiss the boys and make them cry
red isn't really my color but I'm digging this flannel
FREAKS!!!!! THEY SWITCHED POSITIONS
I had no idea chris pratt and anna faris were married until 2 seconds ago
trying to stay positive but I really haven't felt this down in a long time
when someone's telling you to hurry up with your makeup n you're only one eyebrow in
the only thing getting me through today
not sure why the tv in the breakroom is playing an infomercial/stories from the cancer center of america
Liquid to matte lipstick was there for me when nobody else was
kinda self-conscious every time I order a large pizza like damn I wonder if this dude knows this is all 4 me
its a bird😱🐥its a PLANE ✈️ NOPE🚫🚫 its just ME💁🏼 💥💥 B L A S T I N G 💥💥 into 2016😉
today's splurge: the essentials
shoutout to the lady at work who was filling in her already tattooed-on brows
Every time I do a quiz on Facebook like "who is ur fb bff" or "who will u marry" it's ALWAYS @toridkny
when the starbucks on state street has been out of the caramel brulee latte for almost a week
me: *drinks 1 cup of water*
me: health is so important. dont take your life for granted. take care of your body & it will take care of you
I love glittery eyes no matter the occasion
new years might be over but I am all about that glitter ✨
eyes: ABH self-made palette | lips: kat von d "lolita"
#newyears #makeup #eyeshadow #glitter #katvond
Annoying White Girl: day 1 of 365
it's not even 11:30 and people outside are already blowing bazookas or whatever the fuck they're called
happy new year I cant wait to fall asleep before midnight
I LIIIVE for other people's drama that doesn't include me. if ur havinga twitter or fb fight I'm reading it and am probably cheering u on
after work selfies at the beauty studio. happy NYE 🎉c
after work selfies at the beauty studio
when work is hella slow so everybody orders jimmy johns
not sure if she meant it like that but damn if she did...savage af