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marina lambrini

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this combines my three greatest fears: crocodiles, swamps, and brain aneurysms
β€œ@VinceVoldahl: I sound like kanye when I sing” i doubt that & nobody asked you
my boyfriend says i sound like a rapist when i sing :(
someone posted a picture of their manicure on instagram and used the hashtag #asians
@toridiamandis this is my actual thought every time I go out
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I wanna be with you during the day and sleep with you at night
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i've been tweeting a lot more than usual because i have nobody to talk to anymore.
things i wish i could say w/o looking desperate pic.twitter.com/aCVSHIJ8Ej
how long do you think it would take me to walk home
my life is literally one shitty event after another lol
S/O to polar bears for bein th freshst bear lamo mad respct to black bears tho
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"is the password hihihihi00000" my boyfriend's little brother is priceless
Never date a girl who doesn't like Chipotle, how can you trust them?
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@toridiamandis remember when we were obsessed with family feud and we talked about gauges good timezZz
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boy get into my car, got a bad desire
Man: Do you have anything that'll make me reek like gasoline all day? Mother Nature: Tea tree oil? Man: PERFECT! *Celebratory coitus* Fin
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@JackAllTimeLow Happy Birthday! We have something for you. Swing by anytime today. #surprise #birthdaypresent
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i was whistling a lana song and my boyfriend started singing all the small things
i'm still mad mcdonalds got rid of chicken selects
it's gonna be a happy day πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Hashtags now work on Facebook. I'm done with the world.
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i care about starbucks more than half the people in my life
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lmao all of us depressed twitter people will eventually be old and married with kids while our twitters collect cyber dust
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i wish i were those people who are like "i haven't had mcdonalds for 5 years πŸ’" but nope i just had mcdonalds like the other day.
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"@helloimashleym: When @toridiamandis likes all of my photos on Instagram. #truelove #bestfriendthatsastrangerstill" 😘😘😘
like really tho if i annoy you that much please just unfollow me so i don't have to see your not-so-indirect indirects towards me
this isn't facebook i can tweet more than twice a day ?ΒΏ?ΒΏ
sext: my stomach is bigger than my boobs
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Fact potato know that everybody is love potato
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If you see potato give a hug sometimes is lonely too
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Potates grow on many farm in the world
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Sometimes when smell a potate it make you sleep beter
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watching new moon w/ the bae tonight xoxo
there's a special place in hell for people that screenshot snapchats