my muscles are so sore from my workout the other day I fail to believe anyone actually enjoys this
burning some incest 😌🔮🍃 namasteXngo
When a customer wants to speak to the manager & the manager just tells them the same thing I did 😂😂�qiOL
I'll either text u 20 times in a row or not talk to u for 2 years lmao
when you're crazy af but it's ok because you got yourself
me: *talks about wanting a cute boy and getting dick 24/7*
cute boy: What u doing tonight?
no friends / no friday night plans so I'm emo texting my mom
If you like Talking, you might also enjoy Shutting Up. It's like Talking except you don't fuck up everything all the time forever and ever.
so...what are we lol
Finally some good news
i wish i could stop being stressed all the time
it always takes me like three days to get ready for something
I missed my MAC appointment AND my training session I suck at being an adult
my to-do lists are never ending 😩
I hate it when people tell me to chill I have never in my life experienced that emotion
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
i saw my life flash before my eyes
Always make sure to dot your i's cross your t's and smoke your j's
why do men hate pumpkin spice lattes so much. its literally a drink
meeting with a personal trainer today 💪🏻
get over your high school days, how embarrassing lmao
first time sleeping alone in probably 2 weeks and I LOVE IT
I just want to be remembered for having nice eyebrows and being kinda funny that's all
don't worry about me, I got me
*talks to boy once* theres no reason to tell my friends & get them excited it was just a conversation
A teen who was arrested for being a fake doctor has been arrested again -- for being a fake doctor again. nbcwashington.com/news/national-…
wanna be back in salt lake
i CANT EAT MEAT ANYMORE, ALL i SEE WHEN i LOOK AT A BURGER iS THiS LiTTLE BABY BiSON TRYiNG TO MAKE iTS WAY HOME BEFORE SUNSET
I'm ghosting him. But he doesn't know it yet. Because he's currently ghosting me.
I need hobbies other than eating and spending money
I don't wanna fall in love if you don't want to try
Tip: don't get your hopes up.
so Isaac and I...
eating cookies while high is the best thing
I swear to god if I hear that stupid fucking coldplay song one more time
"I don't know what instrument that is but it sounds beautiful... probably like a blender"
the midwest is sooo ugly and boring compared to the southwest, I want to go back
now entering Nebraska...only 12 more hours until I'm home 😩😭💀
When u tryna be cute but she gotta make everything sexual