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tori
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When my nails look good i feel so much better about myself???
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spring nails 🌸 i've gone almost a month without acrylic nails & have been growing out/strengthening my natural ones. i'm proud of the way they're starting to look
have at it bitches
If you gotta ask your girl for permission to grow facial hair you've already lost at life.
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the only thing i hate about holidays is i always have to dress kind of boring so my relatives dont make rude comments about me
tomato soup w fresh basil 👌
There's nothing wrong with being proud of having a thigh gap, there's nothing wrong with being happy to be skinny.
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i almost never have to do laundry because 95% of my shirts are chiffon
i fucking love saul goodman
tomorrow is easter, 4/20 and also my anniversary. and im not celebrating any of them
today is the shittiest day of all shitty days
dad: did you really expect an easter basket this year me: yes dad: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
when u wish upon a star everything is strange & u get diabetes
@lnhales: be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes”
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being unconscious for the next 14 hours seems like a good plan
alright well i guess six ignored texts is my cue to give up & go to sleep
i finally have a decent amount of money in my savings and im so tempted to spend it all on clothes i dont care
i added $700 worth of stuff to my cart on AA & its going to sit there until someone gives me $700
cant think of anything decent to tweet so ill just post vines
this is still my favorite vine vine.co/v/M5apPmhrVVV