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Adam Heasman
Got a pair of @andrewchristian underwear in the post this morning from an "admirer". I think the stalker has upped his game!
If, this morning, your cheeks are streaked with tears, fear not. The tears will dry but the memories, and the laughter, will survive.
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Sometimes a photo goes wrong, streaks, or isn't what you expected. Sometimes it just makes it more fabulous!
"So I says, if you want me to have the MRI you can pay for me to get there! Fucking doctors want me to pay my own taxi!" - Woman on train
I know it's not my birthday soon but... Come along, Carl fw.to/SrZy5nQ
I really want them to make another Killer Tomato film. And I want George Clooney to be in it. And Rob Lowe. And Madonna.
They are gardeners and carpenters. Not tomato men.
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The guy opposite me is REALLY enjoying his Starbucks. #CoffeePorn
I really can't underplay the talent showing at #GiveItAGooo. If you aren't at the Black Cap you must be crazy!
Backstage at #GiveItAGooo So much incredible talent on stage! Thanks to @Do_Meth for letting me be a part of it! X pic.twitter.com/ldisyrLL5O
What's a good price for a Pokemon necklace? pic.twitter.com/jfroaGtVf7
I shouldn't have said "I hope they bring they bring the roof down tonight"... I meant at the open mic tonight not work!!
So excited for the Open Mic at @BlackCap_Camden tonight. Just got to get thru this pesky work day...
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Pokemon Necklaces!
What's the best song from a film that ISN'T a musical?
Jigglypuff Necklace
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