Elementary School- *crying* I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK!!! .. Middle School- I didn't do it... .. High School- We had homework?
Me: "I talk to myself." Me: "Me too."
Osama Bin Laden – World Champion of Hide and Seek since 2001
How I met your mother Vs big bang theory.. #shrugs
Big bang theory# Awesome series that combines satire such as irony, sarcasm and ridicule with science esp psychology.
Cold! Nit coming to school
Not going to school I guess
sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done
On the road to success, there's a curve called failure, a loop called confusion, speed bumps called friends & red lights called enemies.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Went to the airport with my fam. Dropped off mum and lil bro
Waiting the whole day for a text just to read "K".
Life is easier when you're not stressing over nonsense..
It's funny how you can tell when someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you.
Fuck me over, and it's fuck you forever..
If I actually "spoke my mind," I'd be in deep shit.
Girls get butterflies. Guys get boners.
The older I get, the more I realize what really matters in life.
When your ex hits you with that "I miss you" bullshit ...lol die. 😂😂
Everyone's morning ritual: Look at the clock and pray you have more time to sleep.
“If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.” ~William Arthur Ward
One tequila. Two tequila. Three tequila. Floor.
Hoes think STD means "Suck that dick"
Dear Radio, Is it necessary for you to play a song I like when I arrive at my destination?
Suicide hotline: 1-800-273-8255
A simple retweet might save someones life <3
Parents keep pissing me off buh u gotta still love em I guess
Retweet if you love God... He saw you scrolling.
Sexual frustration is like a silent killer.
Need more followers, need more ppl to follow
I been Coolan on fb all this while... OK, what's happening ova here
Many died in February, but I didn't. Some didn't wakeup to see March, but I did. Am not lucky, Am blessed. RETWEET If you are too.
Ibrahimovic is stupid af. What's Beckham gonna do for PSG
I can't use my blackberry to take pictures wid the camera!!
Tweeting bot wat I do sucks..
So tired.. 2dae I am trying my best nt to pee!!
idek wat 2 do, am trying to do my best not to pee 2dae
facebuking n tweeting.. so boring...