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Tony Kelly
@Glinner watch the TV version of The Big Lebowski for some real butchery. "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
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Too much attention can give you a false sense of entitlement and inhibit emotional development. As an actor I confirm this.
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It upsets me when people call pizza pie. Pie has to involve pastry
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Dear tweeps, can u pls each ask @BBCNews why they haven't covered 100,000 #Gaza demo in London?Kind of hard to miss: pic.twitter.com/84kI9XZ1T7
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@tonykellycomedy it only makes you feel better if it's drunk out of a glass bottle with plastic wrapped around it!
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Brad Jones is fucking disgraceful but my LORD what a head of hair!
Rickie Lambert and Emre Can will make their #LFC debuts against Preston today
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Does drinking lucozade when you're sick really make you feel better or am I buying into some sort of fizzy drink placebo my Nanny taught me?
I have never been this sick in my whole entire life
"Can I help you with anything?" "No, I'm just here to watch you pretend to rearrange clothing while you secretly follow me around the store"
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Woke up feeling very fluey. I'd say it's the worst flu anyone's ever had actually #Intergenderflu
If ur not readin these Twits in my voice you clearly havent seen #TheHurler
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If theres a Hurler better lukin out there then I want ta meet him. Just so I can show him I'm better lookin like pic.twitter.com/4GqdH37guI
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The shit has well and truly hit the fan. Gar Campion is now on Twitter @hurlergar. Follow, tell everyone!
If the Doors were out today, the song "People are strange" would be called "People are fucking idiots".......and it would be feat. Pitbull
Is 7.53am too early for me to get gravy fries from the Cosy Deli?
Do English teachers go for a semi-colonoscopy?
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I've been selected as the featured artist & Ambassador 4 Global Youth Day #stopviolence #news #global #christeam #showtime #hysc #pg <3 #cq
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Anyone I know on Twitter live near Cardiff? I'm doing a preview show there on Saturday. pic.twitter.com/Gqt8MsMtLO
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I wish there wasn't a thunder and lightning storm out tonight again and that I lived closer to @Hooters.
Anyone have any idea where I could find the Paul Galvin doc RTE did years ago online? The Google is giving me nothing.
My blood must be really tasty this year. Mosquitos keep biting me.
"Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile." ~ Sean Connery pic.twitter.com/pzSUZ5YVDp
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On Pandora they should call the Nirvana channel "The Red Hot Chilli Peppers Channel".
What the fuck is the cup song and where did it come from?!