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Tony Kelly
No wonder HHH's cell reception was bad, he was calling from an Abbott and Costello routine from 1938 #RAW @WWE #RawChicago
When Paige hides her accent with that feux American one it gives me a pain in my bollocks #RAW @WWE #RawChicago
David Otunga just said someone was cross-eyed right in front of Corey Graves. Ouch. #rawpreshow #RawChicago
I need bigger bowls for my cereal.
@GaryLineker sure if we play boring unheard of nations. Stop all this Blatterball and Platiniball. International weekends are tedious...
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Having a snickers while I have my dinner in the oven and nobody's giving out to me. And that's what being an adult means to me.
So it's been hours. And still I don't know why Aiden McGeady is a thing...
It's #NationalComingOutDay. Come on Agoraphobics you can do this!
I hate at the end of come dine with me when they throw the money around.. Alright calm down love don't lose that money now 😂
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Alright @CCWrestling1 be ready cause I'll be there tonight @ThePavCork to tell you EXACTLY why I wasn't at Summerbrawl
I'll leave it on this tho, who do u think has less of a pot to piss in Kevin "EE Mobile" Bacon or Sly "breadman" Stallone? Pathetic.
I should get off Twitter for the night now cause I'm pissed off and could do without ranting.
You'd probably enjoy your experiences in life more if you weren't on fucking Snapchat.
Happy 75th birthday to one of my biggest idols, John Winston Lennon
Delighted I didn't take tickets to tonight's match because I'm jet lagged.
Never been so proud to be Shane Long's lookie likey
World Champions me balls! Come on Ireland!!!!
Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
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Saw a girl at the shop tell her dog "I love you" and then replied to herself in a doggy voice "I love you too".💃
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We're here at the Miami Web Fest 2015 Web TV awards!
Well, that was possibly the best thing I've ever seen #Disney #Fantasmic
We're all set for Fantasmic at Disney's Hollywood Studios. Buzzzzzzzzzzing - some crowd!
Great start to the holiday just walked in to the women's bathroom in the airport. Onwards and upwards!
Orlando/Miami give it to us!
Ah stop don't be gettin onto me I didn't even leave me house yet and I'm knackered 😂�…Hl
Aaaaaaaaaand it's just about that time to leave for Florida.
Watching The Chase with your Nanny and not hearing any of the questions cause she keeps going "oh they're great" every time they get 1 right
Sepp Blatter arrested, looks like he could have enjoyed his last ever game of the Crystal Maze:
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Police apologise for using siren to settle argument over if they go 'nee-naw' or 'woo-woo'
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Goodbye everything else ⚽️#fifa16
The funniest video I've ever seen on the interner. @paddypower 100% the funniest twitter around at the moment…
I despise rugby but this is glorious.…
#JAP is definitely the most politically incorrect hashtag of the #RWC2015
Isn't it odd that Diego Costa should get all the attention when it's actually Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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"High" being the operative word 😂…b
Dieting for Miami is no fun.
Enjoy pretending to like rugby for the next few weeks until Ireland get knocked out 👍🏻
#RWC2015 starts today, suddenly everyone's an expert.
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Jack Wilshere to undergo surgery on hairline fracture in left leg. The silver lining, though, is he'll get his next operation for free now.
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People tell everyone when they have a gluten allergy. It's the opposite of herpes.
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Video: Martin Tyler Lost His Mind For Anthony Martial's First Man Utd Goal… #MUFC
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Only 1/4 of the HUGE, rowdy crowd in New Orleans a couple of weeks ago.

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