: if your gonna take the piss at least get the name of the person you are taking the piss out of right.prick.” you're
Dear Newcastle Utd fans. If your club ends up slipping up on this lead it's because I just started watching #sorryinadvance
President Obama - please attend Nelson Mandela's funeral on behalf of all of us.
*puts selfie on top of Christmas tree because i am the star*
When I'm at appointments and the people are calling me "Anthony" you know shit is about to go down.
Driving down the Dublin - Waterford motorway at 3am listening to the Les Mis soundtrack at full blast. Pat Bateman would've been so proud.
Not since Munich 1958, has anything bought so much pain upon this great club. #MoyesOut
In a completely fake world, being REAL is the only freedom #BulletClub pic.twitter.com/e9LyrEIwXQ
Pope Francis @Pontifex
is my new hero. Seriously.
What's this about Brian from Family Guy dying?!
Unfortunately CCW has had to say goodbye to Bingo Ballance. He was a fighting champion and it's sad to see him go... fb.me/10ywglSQh
44 sleeps until Xmas! (I like to nap)
: The baby on the Nirvana album is now 22. pic.twitter.com/Sec6njiLoa
Has anyone EVER actually enjoyed or looked forward to one of these "contract signings" they ALWAYS fucking do #RAW
Ugh nobody's even asked Kane why he took off the mask and put on a suit and became a "normal" person. Im already annoyed #Raw
I've carried a deep hatred on the purple Skittles into adulthood #confession
We are all VERY f'n real RT @RossBrowne1 @fergaldevitt @TheNotoriousMMA
cheers pal. Prick Clique are REAL Bullet Club are REAL.
My rant/piece about the mind boggling negativity of Paul Walker grief and Tom Daley coming out facebook.com/iamtonykelly/p…
Anyone who has ever said "I always knew I was different" is a complete cunt who is the same as everyone else.
I don't give a fuck what any of you say. There's nothing on this planet cooler than a lead singing drummer.
There's an old saying, "Never meet your heroes". I think in the 21st century it's "Never follow them on Twitter".
I've watched 2 specials in 2 days....I've NEVER sat and watched something and after EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE thought "that's genius"
Bill Hicks made me see comedy could have a message, Greg Giraldo made me realise I didn't have to pretend, Doug Stanhope has saved my life
God damn it I love Extras SO much.......and then Maggie opens her fucking mouth. Would be one of the top 5 comedy shows ever without her.
Sinn Fein documentary on TV3. Was Gerry Adams in the IRA?! I just want to know what he'd look like without the beard.
Michael Van Gerwen "take a bow son"
Dear Brendan Rogers, we are losing. Yours Sincerely, Anthony Thomas Kelly
Anybody taking odds on Paul Walker "Pulling a Ledger" and getting a statue this year for "Fast & Furious 7"? #RIPPaulWalker
Just got 100 GAA Greats by John Scally for the birthday. No Gar Campion...shockin.
... Am I a bellend? I assume it's not good. Cheers!
Stay tuned. Hope A&E have WiFi.
Aaaaand just what I needed after all the BS at the moment - suspected broken jaw after football today.
SO much RTs required from @Joey7Barton
there. Christ almighty such truth.
It was taped for online release not sure if iPPV or free!
I just got to realise my dream and be a bad guy wrestler just like Andy Kaufman did. Humbled isn't the word
the flame of the blue star of twilight, hung low on the rim of the sky,
Has awaked in our hearts, my beloved, a sadness that may not die.
I already am. A fuckin role model. “@Rudydqlz
Ever thought about being a model?
I promise I'll do some comedy on here soon
The absolute irony of me pressing play on my iTunes random shuffle for the first time in months and "One Day Like This" playing
If Joan Jett liked Rock'n'Roll so much, why didn't she just buy a record player?
"You can talk to me you'd be surprised how much I'd understand" Translation: Give me the information so I can judge you as soon as possible
Where's the best place to disappear for a few days.......weeks?
Signing off now. Best advice. See ye soon.
"If you must die sweetheart know dying that your life was my life's best part" - fuck sake Channel 4 I'm trying the stay a float here.......
I'll be up all night studying @howardfinkel
but I'll be more like my old fave Joel *insert crazy dirty poem* Gertner #ringannouncertony
I know man I'm trying to make it back for the tail end of his night